I don't know what possessed this woman to buy this vacuum cleaner. because it clearly sucks. Maybe the devil made her do it and she'll need an exorcism now.
I wonder if she sucks that good? Either one. I'm shameless.
The power of Christ compels you...to buy a Dyson
Don't we wish that was all that's wrong with them???
Ain't shit you should see my Shark vacuum at work it would eat that pussy and not even burp.
I make my ole lady use a fucking broom so this bitch would be safe at my SHITER!!!
Constipated? Dirt Devil helps too.
@maddog. Vacume noise is bad for a hangover anyways bro. Lol
@nybadguy yeah them dirt devils are loud mother fuckers!!
And my hangovers are massive I can't even stand it when the ole lady's cat farts!!!
I wonder if "Dirt Devil®" makes High Volume Canister vacuums, or I can modify a MF" POWERFUL "Dirt Devil®" VACUUM INTO A HIGH VOLUME CANISTER So that my father or I can vacuum up the MF" SLUGE ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FAMILY'S ABOVE GROUND POOL.
@whobe Yep, We got the same one here bro. (when Shanni isn't looking it gets to sucking me too lol I call it the Shark Penis pump or SPP SLUUUURRRRPPPPP) Kinda reminds me of my Doofy avatar huh lmao
this vacuum cleaner should show my wife how it's done
@truckingman do you want to die!!! House vacumes are made for the house!!!! They have chemicals to do that shit for you and after you clear it up with those you can buy this robot thingy my ole lady bought one and it will running around the bottom of your pool and vacume shit up for you!! There kind of expensive.. My self I hate the goddam things cost a case of whiskey a month to keep it clean and that's even if I don't piss in it when I'm drunk!!!
Maddog123, My family's above ground pool has not been used for swimming, no pool chemicals, in it for about five years. The pool is a twenty eight foot diameter and stands about four foot high plus two extra feet excavated in the middle of the pool. Also, it is full of water, limbs, duck weed, and BULLFROGS. After we drain all of the water we can out of the pool with a sump pump, we will use the container vacuum to clean up the MF" SLUG OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL.
In addition Maddog123, my family found one of those self moving cleaner made by the manufacture of my family's above ground pool, Dough Boy(R), but the cleaner was broken. Also, it would have not cleaned my family's above ground pool because of its' configuration with the deep center.
Truckingman what's your living situation like? Good to hear your pops is still around.
You know, this was not a bad idea at all.... Very witty indeed...