This Vacuum Cleaner Sucks

David G.
17,125 Views 5 months ago

I don't know what possessed this woman to buy this vacuum cleaner. because it clearly sucks. Maybe the devil made her do it and she'll need an exorcism now.

16 Comments
  • potrostation July 4, 2016

    I wonder if she sucks that good? Either one. I'm shameless.

    +1
  • mrpoop July 4, 2016

    The power of Christ compels you...to buy a Dyson

    +6
  • vulture July 4, 2016

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    +2
  • cyberbu11y July 4, 2016

    Don't we wish that was all that's wrong with them???

    +1
  • whobe July 4, 2016

    Ain't shit you should see my Shark vacuum at work it would eat that pussy and not even burp.

    +2
  • maddog123 July 4, 2016

    I make my ole lady use a fucking broom so this bitch would be safe at my SHITER!!!

    +0
  • yeayeayea July 4, 2016

    Constipated? Dirt Devil helps too.

    +1
  • nybadguy July 4, 2016

    @maddog. Vacume noise is bad for a hangover anyways bro. Lol

    +1
  • maddog123 July 4, 2016

    @nybadguy yeah them dirt devils are loud mother fuckers!!

    And my hangovers are massive I can't even stand it when the ole lady's cat farts!!!

    +1
  • truckingman July 4, 2016

    I wonder if "Dirt Devil®" makes High Volume Canister vacuums, or I can modify a MF" POWERFUL "Dirt Devil®" VACUUM INTO A HIGH VOLUME CANISTER So that my father or I can vacuum up the MF" SLUGE ON THE BOTTOM OF MY FAMILY'S ABOVE GROUND POOL.

    +2
  • ouch July 4, 2016

    @whobe Yep, We got the same one here bro. (when Shanni isn't looking it gets to sucking me too lol I call it the Shark Penis pump or SPP SLUUUURRRRPPPPP) Kinda reminds me of my Doofy avatar huh lmao

    -3
  • mordecai July 4, 2016

    this vacuum cleaner should show my wife how it's done

    +1
  • maddog123 July 4, 2016

    @truckingman do you want to die!!! House vacumes are made for the house!!!! They have chemicals to do that shit for you and after you clear it up with those you can buy this robot thingy my ole lady bought one and it will running around the bottom of your pool and vacume shit up for you!! There kind of expensive.. My self I hate the goddam things cost a case of whiskey a month to keep it clean and that's even if I don't piss in it when I'm drunk!!!

    +1
  • truckingman July 5, 2016

    Maddog123, My family's above ground pool has not been used for swimming, no pool chemicals, in it for about five years. The pool is a twenty eight foot diameter and stands about four foot high plus two extra feet excavated in the middle of the pool. Also, it is full of water, limbs, duck weed, and BULLFROGS. After we drain all of the water we can out of the pool with a sump pump, we will use the container vacuum to clean up the MF" SLUG OFF THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL.

    +0
  • truckingman July 5, 2016

    In addition Maddog123, my family found one of those self moving cleaner made by the manufacture of my family's above ground pool, Dough Boy(R), but the cleaner was broken. Also, it would have not cleaned my family's above ground pool because of its' configuration with the deep center.

    +0
  • istealcars July 5, 2016

    Truckingman what's your living situation like? Good to hear your pops is still around.

    +1
 
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