Machete Attack

David G.
17,329 Views 4 months ago

This guy was attacked by a machete but he has his spirits up. He maybe all cut up and bleeding evywehre with a small chance of dying but by the end of the end of the video he says all he want to do is see his sister. She must make a mean sandwich or give some mean head.

26 Comments
  • crazyvet July 7, 2016

    Thank goodness he wasn't gunshot. That would really upset gun control people, but this is just fine.

    +4
  • ezbuddy July 7, 2016

    Someone needs to give this guy a hand

    +2
  • sharkkiller1 July 7, 2016

    goddam turn the sound down you sound like a bunch of chattering monkeys wait you are a bunch of chattering monkeys

    +0
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    +1000 crazyvet

    +0
  • mordecai July 7, 2016

    @crazyvet what do you need guns for if when the police are acting illegally and being brutal the people around with guns do nothing about it?

    +2
  • mordecai July 7, 2016

    that goes for you too @longhungwong

    +0
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    @mordecai why do you need abortions when you can just keep your legs closed? Don't get me wrong im all for abortion less idiots on the planet, but wtf is wrong with you hippies. I'm assuming your a female at this point.

    -3
  • mordecai July 7, 2016

    @longhungwong you never answered the question and resorted to drifting to something else and calling names, I guess you are true a caveman!

    +2
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    I don't own or like guns but I like my rights. Guns are just tools. Why do you need a security system when people break in anyway. Cars get stolen whether or not they have an alarm. your argument is retarded that is why I ignore it. We can take this to the forums if you'e like but I've this debate and others so many times and I've heard it all. Nothing rational ever comes from people with your mindset.

    -2
  • yeayeayea July 7, 2016

    All he wanted was to "see" his sister, yea.

    +2
  • mrpoop July 7, 2016

    Ban all MACHETES !

    +2
  • failure101 July 7, 2016

    He's getting blood all over his bling.

    +3
  • mordecai July 7, 2016

    @longhungwong you don't have to answer if you don't want to, for whatever reason you may have. I respect that you like your rights, it's OK, but there is no need to call people with different views names or insult them, it speaks very poorly of you. Go ahead if you may, you can have the last word, there is no point in discussing with you, bye.

    +3
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    I don't have an answer for you other than that I don't know since I don't have a gun but guns are not the problem. Are pools to be blamed for people drowning? No its people being stupid around pools same with guns. They're inanimate objects. The moment you ban guns its the moment you start to ban cars, knives, machetes, swimming pools and start saying goodbye to all your rights.

    -2
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    Also I haven't called you anything at least not yet. I've stated your argument was retarded and irrational. You're still a funny guy hell on ouch's top 10 you kill it but your politics are fucked up.

    -2
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    oops short term memory.. beta male pussy.. yeah I feel the same way about most hipster progressives.. This is the reason people think I'm anti-gay. I really am not. but it tends to be the gay people who have these vegan, feminist. anti-gun, gender-neutralizing mindset that I hate.

    -2
  • ouch July 7, 2016

    OK so a guy is cut and hacked up and bleeding , He is probably not going to die if these dumb fucks actually take him to a hospital. Now if they had guns there would be anywhere from 1-100 people dead and at least 1 innocent bystander hit with a stray bullet, so yeah lets ban machetes.

    -3
  • truckingman July 7, 2016

    is his wish the have coitus with his sister is the MF" CAUSE OF HIS MF" WOUNDS?

    -2
  • longhungwong July 7, 2016

    At that point I'd wan to be shot dead instead Ouch. I've enver seen a Muslim attack a gun convention. Good'luck to you aussies handling the ragheads

    +0
  • james511969 July 7, 2016

    Dude, your arms on the rag.

    +2
  • nybadguy July 7, 2016

    I bet that hurts mucho puto. Arriba to the er.

    +2
  • cyberbu11y July 7, 2016

    Never bring a stump to a machete fight

    +1
  • cyberbu11y July 7, 2016

    Whoever did this is an amateur.. Should have started out 2 feet higher and from the left side of his neck

    +1
  • dracos July 8, 2016

    ok i'll say it ...what a hackjob

    +0
  • istealcars July 8, 2016

    The argument that guns aren't a problem in the U.S. is just sad. If you can't even adjust the laws to prevent people on the fucking no-fly list from legally buying AR-15's, then the country has officially passed over into insanity.

    It's just sad.

    +0
  • crazycanuck November 20, 2016

    fuck always the fucking aftermath 3/10 on this video i want to see this shit when its going down!!!!!

    +1
 
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