They really made a mess of this guy with a machete he's all cut up on his back head face and everywhere else
Gotta take pictures first.
Now there's the real Aquaman. All those gills on his body. I am sure he will be able to breath under water.
and just a little off the top please
Thief or fucked with the wrong mans' wife, either way ya gotta appreciate 3rd word justice.
Uhhmmmm no, I will wait to stitch him up, lets see if he lives first, I don't want to get halfway thru stitching and have the arsehole die on me, that's a lot of damn stitching.
Where do you start on a job like that?
How come he hasn't bled out?
Bro you have gaping vaginas on your back.
Thank goodness he wasn't shot with a gun. I'll bet he is so glad his attacker only used a $4.00 machete you can buy at any hardware store.
How is he alive and not bleed profusely ?? I bled more from shaving cuts
He wouldn't bleed to death from superficial lacerations. You need to hit an arterie for that.
Dude you should be thankful they didn't chop off your dick.
They will be calling his MF" "SCAR FACE" OR MF" "SCARRED MAN" FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...
My vagina feels the way he looks if I slip when shaving it.
Walk it off
He doesn't do enuf shadow macheting.
I didn't watch this, machete fights are absolutely horrifying.
Can't you see the death in his eyes? He's done like dinner.
I'm astonished he's still breathing after all that. Home the guy survived.
It's the hospital where they take you to make cool pictures and videos of you