Machete Attack Victim

David G.
20,597 Views 8 months ago

They really made a mess of this guy with a machete he's all cut up on his back head face and everywhere else

  • honkie365 July 17, 2016

    Gotta take pictures first.

  • mrburgz July 17, 2016

    Now there's the real Aquaman. All those gills on his body. I am sure he will be able to breath under water.

  • vulture July 17, 2016

    and just a little off the top please

  • prodeath July 17, 2016

    Thief or fucked with the wrong mans' wife, either way ya gotta appreciate 3rd word justice.

  • twofords July 17, 2016

    Uhhmmmm no, I will wait to stitch him up, lets see if he lives first, I don't want to get halfway thru stitching and have the arsehole die on me, that's a lot of damn stitching.

  • airsporter July 17, 2016

    Where do you start on a job like that?

    How come he hasn't bled out?

  • failure101 July 17, 2016

    Bro you have gaping vaginas on your back.

  • crazyvet July 17, 2016

    Thank goodness he wasn't shot with a gun. I'll bet he is so glad his attacker only used a $4.00 machete you can buy at any hardware store.

  • stenchfart July 17, 2016

    How is he alive and not bleed profusely ?? I bled more from shaving cuts

  • ambermay July 17, 2016

    He wouldn't bleed to death from superficial lacerations. You need to hit an arterie for that.

  • whobe July 17, 2016

    Dude you should be thankful they didn't chop off your dick.

  • truckingman July 17, 2016

    They will be calling his MF" "SCAR FACE" OR MF" "SCARRED MAN" FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...

  • mrsdoubtfire July 17, 2016

    My vagina feels the way he looks if I slip when shaving it.

  • ouch July 17, 2016

    Walk it off

  • sbohica July 17, 2016

    He doesn't do enuf shadow macheting.

  • realism July 18, 2016

    I didn't watch this, machete fights are absolutely horrifying.

  • blartfart July 18, 2016

    Can't you see the death in his eyes? He's done like dinner.

  • bigred197012 September 6, 2016


    I'm astonished he's still breathing after all that. Home the guy survived.

  • noihavetosaythis December 23, 2016

    It's the hospital where they take you to make cool pictures and videos of you

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