Suicide Jump Over Move Tickets

David G.
21,027 Views 4 months ago

Guy wasn't able to get his movie tickets so he decided to suicide jump because of it. A bit of an overreaction I would say

23 Comments
  • hatesniggers July 25, 2016

    Well I guess you act like an idiot you die like an idiot

    +3
  • mykejp July 25, 2016

    Dumbfuck couldn't wait for the DVD to come out.

    +3
  • mrpoop July 25, 2016

    That movie is to die for

    +5
  • wifebeater2000 July 25, 2016

    swap meet around the corner woulda had it for $3

    +2
  • madkraze July 25, 2016

    Sounds like he said: I'm gonna watch this again I ain't gonna lie !

    +1
  • ugggggggg July 25, 2016

    He was pokemon hunting,and erm.

    +2
  • phuket_3ways July 25, 2016

    I guess he is the star of Brokeback mountain 2..

    +0
  • fistermister July 25, 2016

    Well I guess that's one way of finding Dory.

    +0
  • toreal July 25, 2016

    Fuck the cameraman.

    +2
  • fuzzybuzz July 25, 2016

    as a professional camera op, I'll never understand why it's so difficult many can't follow action

    +1
  • breakfastblunt July 25, 2016

    Second thoughts about suicide are negligable when you're hanging on by a thread.

    +0
  • bennyboy19 July 25, 2016

    He made a better movie than the one he wanted to watch. I say BRavo!

    +1
  • truckingman July 25, 2016

    What was the MF" MOVIE THEY WHERE TRYING TO BUY TICKETS AND HOW MF" POPULAR WAS THIS MF" MOVIE???

    +1
  • nybadguy July 25, 2016

    The new die hard movie is killer bro.

    +1
  • airsporter July 25, 2016

    Use a Pirate Bay Proxy Man!

    +2
  • ezbuddy July 25, 2016

    I felt like that when I was forced to watch Steel Magnolias

    +1
  • bucknuts July 25, 2016

    kick the camera man in the teeth

    +2
  • cyberbu11y July 25, 2016

    I swear if this movie has Adam Sandler in it I'm gonna fucking jump

    +3
  • maddog123 July 25, 2016

    You got the story wrong dude didn't jump over theater tickets!!!dudes name was Bob! And Bob was crazy in love with his new girlfriend!! Tina! Bob and tina were at the mall and tina said she needed to go to bathroom??? Thirty minutes passed and bob got worried had a lady check on her but tina wasn't in the lady's room?? Bob was frantic!

    But before he called the police he went to men's room to piss! And that's where bobs life went to hell!! Litterly

    There was tina getting plowed in the ass while tina sucked a dick and jacking off another dick? But this wasn't what bob got upset over tina wasn't a tina?? Because as all these dudes were plowing holes mouth another one was sucking Tina's dick?? Tina wasn't a tina she was a tony!!!! Bob couldn't live with himself knowing

    He had been going with a big fucking queer all the time this was what he said in his suicide note and he also said he had met tina on crazy shit??? And warned if you get involved with this faggot be prepperd to be shocked she's a he and that faggot is??????? Breakfast blunt!!!!

    +1
  • whobe July 25, 2016

    No swan dive! Pussy.

    +1
  • sharkkiller1 July 26, 2016

    i bet he couldn't get tickets for suicide squad

    also they did finally take down solarmovie so that could have caused him to jump also

    +1
  • felterupgood July 28, 2016

    Just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

    +0
  • crazycanuck November 13, 2016

    LOL SELF OWNED

    +0
 
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