How Not To Light A Fire

David G.
15,006 Views 4 months ago

Guy farts against a bonfire and ends up exploding into flames

21 Comments
  • stenchpa July 31, 2016

    I wonder what he ate to blow his ass up like that !!

    +3
  • sirfartsalot July 31, 2016

    Sometimes its best to hold that fart in.

    +7
  • fatlarry July 31, 2016

    That was a heluva fart

    +4
  • xizang July 31, 2016

    Well? He wanted attention.

    +3
  • fistermister July 31, 2016

    By the way his friends are laughing, it's safe to say he's a fag, so that shit was pushed up for a long time.

    +2
  • potrostation July 31, 2016

    Nice assless chaps.

    +3
  • belchesfelches July 31, 2016

    His friend Leonid said "YOU DON'T HAVE A HAIR ON YOUR ASS, GROMSKI!"

    +2
  • ezbuddy July 31, 2016

    Liar Liar!

    +3
  • whobe July 31, 2016

    @ezbuddy If that was Hillary she would have been vaporized.

    +3
  • truckingman July 31, 2016

    Dave there is a small hidden Propane bottle that has been MF" BURNING IN THAT FIRE, BEFORE HE DECIDES TO FART IN FRONT OF THE FIRE, THAT MF" EXPLOSE ON HIS MF" ASS!!!

    LMMF"AO, .................

    +2
  • nybadguy July 31, 2016

    He seemed to enjoy that.

    +1
  • mykejp July 31, 2016

    How to have a hot ass in under 3 seconds.

    +1
  • maddog123 July 31, 2016

    Russians?

    +1
  • txdo_msk July 31, 2016

    It's those fucking bowls of borscht and cabbage!

    +1
  • bennyboy19 August 1, 2016

    So drunk he cant pull his own pants down.

    +1
  • maddog123 August 1, 2016

    I been that drunk! I remember fucking up I smoked a lot of weed and was drinking beer and we were at this out door concert! I got the munches and fucked up I ate I don't no how many chili dogs it was a lot!!! And bam my stomach started really hurting! I mean bad! And this place only had those ports toilets??!! And the lines were long!! And I'm standing there hurting? And my stomach is making loud enough noises that the people in front of me are turning and looking and the people behind me are backing up away from me!!! By the time I got my turn to go in and shit my guts out!!! I open the door dropped my pants but I didn't make it down on to the toilet seat I exploded all over the place!!all over the seat walls every where!! And it was a wet chunky slimy stinking fucking goddam yellow fucking shit!!! Whew!and to add insult to injury? There wasn't any fucking thing to wipe my stinking ass!! So fuck it I pulled up my pride I mean my britches! Open the door and got the fuck out of there quick before the line that was waiting to go in got a good look at me and beat the rest of the shit out of me!!! Yeah boy!!!!!

    +2
  • insanemonkey August 1, 2016

    dont temp the devil!

    +1
  • insanemonkey August 1, 2016

    dont temp the devil!

    +1
  • silkdashocker1 August 1, 2016

    REPOST!!!!

    +1
  • felterupgood August 1, 2016

    I've had farts that ruined my pants but not like that

    +1
  • el_chingon August 2, 2016

    Doesn't help that he was wearing a cheap pair of pants made out of some highly flammable material...

    +0
 
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