Guy pretends not to shit his pants after a close call with a lightning strike
wow I got some really strong wind...should it have lumps in it
Keep that camera at head level, bud. Theyll never know you shit yourself
He looked like a flamer, the good lord was just trying to expose him
GOD,"MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH"
God is pissed about all that dick he's been sucking.
Wow, this was almost a good video.
Same thing happened to me last winter. Don't often get storms in NW Scotland and I doubt I'll ever be that close to a bolt of lightning again, which suits me just fine. No ashamed to admit I almost soiled my undercrackers and a little bit of wee trickled out. It was the thunder that fucked me up though, almost deafened me and it made my tits wibble-wobble with the vibration! You guys in the states that get storms all the time probably think it's ridiculous to be scared of storms! Yes, I'm a pussy.
Even God has got your I.Phone Coordinates'
Should have gone for the newer Model Fuckwit! - bars Lightning Bolts for being a natural Dick!
That's why I have to change sheets so often in the summer black scare crows don't work very well.
Well. gotta go change my undies now bye
Close but no cigar...
God said, "Thou Shall get to thy car NOW!!!"
Almost, he forgot to say SHAZAM!
Must be American.
@rancid_cock 100% american coocoo!