Guy Nearly Hit By Lightning

David G.
19,044 Views 4 months ago

Guy pretends not to shit his pants after a close call with a lightning strike

17 Comments
  • vulture August 3, 2016

    wow I got some really strong wind...should it have lumps in it

    +6
  • oathbreaker August 3, 2016

    Keep that camera at head level, bud. Theyll never know you shit yourself

    +3
  • jacknsty4urmom August 3, 2016

    He looked like a flamer, the good lord was just trying to expose him

    +0
  • fatlarry August 3, 2016

    GOD,"MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH"

    +3
  • failure101 August 3, 2016

    God is pissed about all that dick he's been sucking.

    +1
  • mrlongshot August 3, 2016

    Wow, this was almost a good video.

    +3
  • maddog123 August 3, 2016

    Crap?!

    +1
  • mrsdoubtfire August 3, 2016

    Same thing happened to me last winter. Don't often get storms in NW Scotland and I doubt I'll ever be that close to a bolt of lightning again, which suits me just fine. No ashamed to admit I almost soiled my undercrackers and a little bit of wee trickled out. It was the thunder that fucked me up though, almost deafened me and it made my tits wibble-wobble with the vibration! You guys in the states that get storms all the time probably think it's ridiculous to be scared of storms! Yes, I'm a pussy.

    +4
  • airsporter August 3, 2016

    Even God has got your I.Phone Coordinates'

    Should have gone for the newer Model Fuckwit! - bars Lightning Bolts for being a natural Dick!

    +1
  • whobe August 3, 2016

    That's why I have to change sheets so often in the summer black scare crows don't work very well.

    +0
  • nybadguy August 3, 2016

    Well. gotta go change my undies now bye

    +1
  • realism August 3, 2016

    Close but no cigar...

    +1
  • truckingman August 3, 2016

    God said, "Thou Shall get to thy car NOW!!!"

    +0
  • bonefish August 3, 2016

    Tool

    -1
  • mykejp August 3, 2016

    Almost, he forgot to say SHAZAM!

    +1
  • rancid_cock August 4, 2016

    Must be American.

    +0
  • maddog123 August 5, 2016

    @rancid_cock 100% american coocoo!

    +0
 
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