Self CPR

David G.
27,675 Views 3 months ago

Guy doing a robbery gets shot in the head the will to live is strong though gives himself CPR still dies later in the hospital. Gotta That willpower though

24 Comments
  • nybadguy August 30, 2016

    Like a fish out of water

    +4
  • prodeath August 30, 2016

    Knock, knock, knockin' on heavens door

    +4
  • mrpoop August 30, 2016

    He's a witch!

    +3
  • galtab August 30, 2016

    OMG!! Be careful!! You're getting your brains everywhere

    +3
  • vulture August 30, 2016

    looks like a no brainer to me

    +3
  • breakfastblunt August 30, 2016

    Damn, dude's practically scoopin his brains out.

    +0
  • longhungwong August 30, 2016

    Breakfast blunt I bet you're not white, black, mexican, or chinese I usually like those people

    +1
  • whobe August 30, 2016

    I think they struck a nerve.

    +1
  • crazyvet August 30, 2016

    Must have been a seal in a past life.

    +1
  • zahnfee August 30, 2016

    Looks like a fail function to me

    +2
  • fatlarry August 30, 2016

    I'm gonna wash that grey right out of my hair

    +2
  • breakfastblunt August 30, 2016

    @Dave Ha I'm half Thai and half white. And you like the Chinese? Gross. Next you're going to tell me that you like Hmongs and Somalians.

    +6
  • longhungwong August 30, 2016

    Somalians are cute I like you too breakfast

    +3
  • cyberbu11y August 30, 2016

    "Damn it... Bullets... My only weakness... Aaaarggghhh!"

    -5
  • wombatbytes August 30, 2016

    He was trying for one final wank, but couldn't find his dick.

    +3
  • truckingman August 30, 2016

    The round has caused a automatic looping arm responce.

    Sadly shaking his head, .........

    +1
  • airsporter August 30, 2016

    Looks like a damn Romulan off the Star Trek Set.

    +1
  • corruptedsob August 30, 2016

    Don't waste another bullet

    +0
  • pizzapie August 30, 2016

    Doesn't anyone think to call an ambulamps?

    +2
  • bennyboy19 August 30, 2016

    Like shooting raccoons in the head. Nerves, man.

    +1
  • oldrooster August 31, 2016

    Its not hair gel motherfucker. Its brains.

    +1
  • woodchipper30 August 31, 2016

    DAMN IT GUT AND SELL THAT FISH

    +0
  • blartfart August 31, 2016

    Gasoline and a match....done.

    +0
  • sternbeating September 10, 2016

    The only thing that pile of brains and blood is missing is a squirt of jizz.

    +1
 
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