Wonder if asking her to make a sammich would be out of the question while she's laying on the road after a moped accident with her legs amputated
¡Que lastima! As they say in the vernacular of our times.
Look on the bright side bitch! Your foot is still good and they'll sew it to your hip.
she can still made a sandwich from a wheelchair
Lt. Dan finally found something in common with woman he can relate to.
Reminder to myself: buy more moped shares.
She took the term "walk it off" literally!
That time of the month again?
If they quit riding like squirrels trying to cross the road they wouldn't have this problem.
(He can not comment on this tragedy.)
Must hurt like a bastard to be shredded like that.
Filmed in BEANER-VISION!
esta hecha mierda!
Now she has longer legs than Stacy Kiebler, though nowhere as nice.
She will be a black belt in no time.
A few J.D.'S and i think i'd hit it.
December 2, 2016 ->...
December 1, 2016 ->...