Reason #139 to read the ENTIRE Tinder profile before making those first date plans at the Burger King drive-thru.
look eggs...your dream woman!
@Freddy made me laugh
Ouch wants the one on the left.
^^ and u want both
Too many carrots in that stew.
Lol I like how y'all act like you got options, I wonder how many jercked off to this
..I saw this Adam type shit coming..
Eggs is an unemployed Mexican dude from a certain nearby section of Cali, and he’s scared of being exposed.
Sucks when you would rather fuck a half a dude over your old lady because they are way hotter!
S-He probably likes it like eggs, roll her over and go easy.
For a moment, I thought that was eggs on the right.
Re-visiting the last caption contest: Yep. Standard.
When did the name of the site change to Gay Shit?
America a fag fucking country Putin will fix it tho just wait and see fags!
damn you, I can't read '
Henry is the new Adam.
I like smelly pussy you fags
Well hell, now what?
Hot dog and beans!
not going to lie, s-he looks pretty hot ( no homo )
I'd let her fuck my ass and suck my cock, I wouldn't fuck her ass though.....THAT WOULD BE GAY!
@ouch for president!!!!!!!
this is the one where you got your lube ready your cock ready and then BAM! the she-cock . Then your mind tell you your into tranny porn and you cum just the same .
No such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs
SOME CHRISTIAN BROTHERS WEED ID FUCK IT IN THE BACK DOOR
The music climaxing
Not sure what is worse. A woman with a penis, or the guy getting a blow job from a woman with that penis. Or is it a man with tits. I'm confused
We all are. We're all feeling confused
Oh oh tree stump.
damn...she is cute for a being guy..
Big surprise what are we all 15? No shit she's a trani.
Clint Eastwood has a cunt!
I was hoping that was a large clit... it's a bummer the pussy lips turned out to be balls
who the fuck is "eggs"? anyway back to topic,..,,.it DOESNT HAVE A PENIS!!! That's a Kly Taurious.Yes.
I'd still do her from behind and give her a common courtesy reach around!
Any man who claims they wouldn't hit that, is a lying bastard.
Not gonna lie, I'd fuck her. No homo.
So fucking gay. This is disgusting.
What's that girl's name so I can make sure not to look her up?
id still smash her or him no fucks given