DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED

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Henry M.
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Reason #139 to read the ENTIRE Tinder profile before making those first date plans at the Burger King drive-thru.

42 Comments
  • freddykrueger November 6, 2016

    look eggs...your dream woman!

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  • eggsovereazy November 6, 2016

    Faggot Henry

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  • eggsovereazy November 6, 2016

    @Freddy made me laugh

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  • acairman November 6, 2016

    Ouch wants the one on the left.

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  • eggsovereazy November 6, 2016

    ^^ and u want both

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  • failure101 November 6, 2016

    Too many carrots in that stew.

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  • alien-hunter November 6, 2016

    Lol I like how y'all act like you got options, I wonder how many jercked off to this

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  • stenchfart November 6, 2016

    ..I saw this Adam type shit coming..

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  • istealcars November 6, 2016

    Eggs is an unemployed Mexican dude from a certain nearby section of Cali, and he’s scared of being exposed.

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  • crazyshitisgay November 6, 2016

    Sucks when you would rather fuck a half a dude over your old lady because they are way hotter!

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  • james511969 November 6, 2016

    S-He probably likes it like eggs, roll her over and go easy.

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  • james511969 November 6, 2016

    For a moment, I thought that was eggs on the right.

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  • txdo_msk November 6, 2016

    Re-visiting the last caption contest: Yep. Standard.

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  • whobe November 6, 2016

    When did the name of the site change to Gay Shit?

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  • maddog123 November 6, 2016

    America a fag fucking country Putin will fix it tho just wait and see fags!

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  • dracos November 6, 2016

    damn you, I can't read '

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  • mykejp November 6, 2016

    Henry is the new Adam.

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  • maddog123 November 6, 2016

    I like smelly pussy you fags

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  • realism November 6, 2016

    Well hell, now what?

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  • peaks November 6, 2016

    Hot dog and beans!

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  • insanemonkey November 6, 2016

    not going to lie, s-he looks pretty hot ( no homo )

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  • ouch November 6, 2016

    I'd let her fuck my ass and suck my cock, I wouldn't fuck her ass though.....THAT WOULD BE GAY!

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  • maddog123 November 6, 2016

    @ouch for president!!!!!!!

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  • gabryl November 6, 2016

    this is the one where you got your lube ready your cock ready and then BAM! the she-cock . Then your mind tell you your into tranny porn and you cum just the same .

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  • hickory November 6, 2016

    No such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs

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  • woodchipper30 November 6, 2016

    SOME CHRISTIAN BROTHERS WEED ID FUCK IT IN THE BACK DOOR

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  • hickory November 6, 2016

    No such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with boobs

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  • hairytotems November 6, 2016

    The music climaxing

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  • doc_ock November 6, 2016

    Not sure what is worse. A woman with a penis, or the guy getting a blow job from a woman with that penis. Or is it a man with tits. I'm confused

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    • gashsmasher January 11, 2017

      @doc_ock

      We all are. We're all feeling confused

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  • rodeye2 November 6, 2016

    Oh oh tree stump.

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  • allcaps November 6, 2016

    damn...she is cute for a being guy..

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  • dozer67 November 6, 2016

    Big surprise what are we all 15? No shit she's a trani.

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  • maddog123 November 6, 2016

    Clint Eastwood has a cunt!

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  • felterupgood November 6, 2016

    I was hoping that was a large clit... it's a bummer the pussy lips turned out to be balls

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  • ugggggggg November 7, 2016

    who the fuck is "eggs"? anyway back to topic,..,,.it DOESNT HAVE A PENIS!!! That's a Kly Taurious.Yes.

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  • veryevilnip December 13, 2016

    I'd still do her from behind and give her a common courtesy reach around!

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  • ketterling55 January 1, 2017

    Any man who claims they wouldn't hit that, is a lying bastard.

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  • rodendo January 1, 2017

    Not gonna lie, I'd fuck her. No homo.

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  • gashsmasher January 11, 2017

    So fucking gay. This is disgusting.

    What's that girl's name so I can make sure not to look her up?

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  • afkorean January 20, 2017

    id still smash her or him no fucks given

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  • old fokker August 5, 2017

    I din't need to watch this one...WE KNOW whats about to...yuk.

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