WHATS THE WORST THING YOU'VE WOKEN UP NEXT TO?

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  • airsporter December 14, 2016

    Pretty tasteless at this time of Year!

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  • rouge_et_blanc December 14, 2016

    Oh deer oh deer

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  • luvthick December 14, 2016

    He had no idea that he was fucking poor rudolph until he sobered up. Have you no shame! It's Christmas!

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  • freddykrueger December 14, 2016

    should have covered him in all the blood and guts and left a note hanging above him saying "call 911 you no longer have any kidneys!"

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  • wombatbytes December 14, 2016

    9 seconds - why bother?

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  • two-hats December 14, 2016

    Why was it still there?..........Kangerout!

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  • happyjack December 14, 2016

    FWP (Fucking Weird Prank)

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    • maddog123 December 15, 2016

      @happyjack DID YOU EVER TELL PEOPLE ON HERE BOUT THAT TIME YOU GOT DRUNK AND YOUR BUDDYS STRIPED YOU NAKED AND STUCK A DILDO UP YOUR ASS ANOTHER ONE IN YOUR MOUTH ONE IN EACH EAR AND GLUED ONE IN EACH OF YOUR HANDS THEN MAILED YOU TO JAPAN WHERE TO THIS DAY THEY CELABRATE HAPPYJACKS GAY DAY!!!!! DID YOU? DID YOU EVER TELL THEM????????? HUH!?

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      • happyjack December 15, 2016

        @maddog123 that's not a gay joke, that's a gay fantasy of yours. But it's ok I'm not judging you I see people like you all the time out here in California no big deal.

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  • putrifaction December 14, 2016

    I've had worse

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  • whobe December 14, 2016

    Could have woke up to a pole dancer pissing on him.

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  • motorboatagoat December 14, 2016

    Guys are like "Haha bro we got him so good"

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  • truckingman December 14, 2016

    The deer must have been a fresh kill. the deer's body was to flexable when the victim roll it off himself.

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  • jimtheyid December 14, 2016

    Well ,at least Rudolph enjoyed himself

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  • insanemonkey December 15, 2016

    gut it, skin it, chop it and have a nice bbq.

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  • big_daddy305 December 17, 2016

    I can just hear Santa "God DAMMIT! Where the fuck is Vixen? She's late for another test flight!"

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  • crockful December 17, 2016

    That's just disturbing. I mean the cackling band of fairies behind the camera. Someone get my 20-gauge.

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  • redrocker December 17, 2016

    unless its rotten i fail to see how thats a bad thing fucking barbecue for days motherfucker

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  • rockinron December 19, 2016

    well santa's is fucked, looks like his sleigh is gonna be a little under powered this year

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