DUDE, DID YOU VISIT CHERNOBYL? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR DICK?

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  • darksider803 December 20, 2016

    Frankindick ????

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  • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

    Penis expansion gone wrong. It's a side effect of fat injections.

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    • nastybutler December 20, 2016

      @wombatbytes either that or I know in prison some guys will cut their dicks and shove beads and small things under the skin to give it a ribbed texture or some shit.

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      • xoxfalconxox December 23, 2016

        @nastybutler love stones!

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      • nastynate January 19, 2017

        @nastybutler

        How the fuck would you know that!?

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  • insanemonkey December 20, 2016

    lucky guy, you would think she would run away if she saw that....i guess girls would do anything and i still have a better chance then that dude.

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    • prolurkercrazy December 20, 2016

      @insanemonkey it was the first dick she has ever seen and thinks they all look like that. Reminds me of an original Twilight Zone episode.

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      • maddog123 December 21, 2016

        @prolurkercrazy THE TWILLIGHT ZONE EPISODE WHERE YOU ARE KIDNAPED BY MARTIANS TOOK TO PLANET FAG WHERE YOU ARE GIVEN THE CHORE OF SUCKING OFF ALL THE LITTLE GREEN DICKS!!!

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        • prolurkercrazy December 21, 2016

          @maddog123 Bless you heart. That original thought might happen any day! Stay positive and keep trying!

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  • maddog123 December 20, 2016

    THIS IS WHY I HATED MY GRANDMOTHER KISSING ME WHEN I CAME OVER???? YOU JUST NO WHERE GRANNYS MOUTH BEEN!!!!!!

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    • wombatbytes December 20, 2016

      @maddog123 : Did she have false teeth?

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  • stinkywand December 20, 2016

    His boner has a mini boner..da fuq

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  • maddog123 December 20, 2016

    FUCK YEAH AND SHE WOULD ALWAYS MAKE ME AND MY BROTHER SOMETHING TO EAT AND PUT THOSE GODDAM DENTURES IN A CLEAR GLASS SOAKING RIGHT THERE ON THE FUCKING EATING TABLE WHILE WE WERE TRYING??????? TRYING????? TO EAT! MOTHER FUCKERS WERE ALL SLIMY AND SHIT CUM OOZING INTO THE GLASS FLOATING TO THE TOP!!!! GODDAM GROSS!

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    • rouge_et_blanc December 20, 2016

      @maddog123 Nice family you had there. No wonder you are ALL CAPS angry all the time.

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    • skankhunt42 December 20, 2016

      @maddog123 Eat a big black deformed dick you stupid red neck YANKY FUCK!

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      • maddog123 December 20, 2016

        @skankhunt42 SUCK MY GRANNYS OLD CUNT!

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      • prolurkercrazy December 20, 2016

        @skankhunt42 being from Australia and not being an American like 'Ouch it is understandable not knowing the terms Yankee is slang for Northerners are rednecks for Southerners.

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        • maddog123 December 21, 2016

          @prolurkercrazy yeah and the term for where you live in this country is black cock sucker!!!! Because you are from Chicago!!!!! And live in da hood!!!!!

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          • prolurkercrazy December 21, 2016

            @maddog123 You are doing so much better in you're posts. Look you even found the Caps Lock key! Bless your heart.

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  • luvthick December 20, 2016

    Looks like she placed a tracking device in his prick.

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  • ouch December 20, 2016

    FB&WP!

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  • txdo_msk December 20, 2016

    So fucking nasty. I'm waiting for the Bot Fly to pop out.

    +2 -1
  • galtab December 20, 2016

    Nasty Mexican Dick

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  • happyjack December 20, 2016

    im not the dick expert that some of you guys apparently are, but whatever it is this guy didn't let it stop him from receiving a spirited blow job.

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    • whobe December 20, 2016

      @happyjack Then that makes you a dick without brains.

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  • mrprouby December 20, 2016

    he visited fukushima

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  • mordecai December 20, 2016

    he has a funny dick and is getting a BJ, while you're home watching vid of a guy with a funny dick having a BJ....I say no more

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  • ob1 December 20, 2016

    That thing is an insult

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    • maddog123 December 21, 2016

      @ob1 HAHAHAHA YOU WANT A BIGGER BLACKER CUM DRIPING DICK HAHAHAHA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH YOU BITCH!!!!

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  • oathbreaker December 20, 2016

    ribbed for her pleasure

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  • ptsd33 December 21, 2016

    He has a dick on his dick

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  • woodchipper30 December 21, 2016

    YOUR DICK IS NOT A HOT POCKET OR A HOTDOG

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  • woodchipper30 December 21, 2016

    WHO WANTS MICROWAVE DICK FOR A SNACK?

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  • jimtheyid December 22, 2016

    Dirty Fucking whore

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  • nastynate January 19, 2017

    Is that a small dick growing inside another dick!!? Df?!

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  • mehofjack March 28, 2017

    poor girl

    +0 -0
 
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