EVERYTHING IS FAIR GAME IN WAR. EVEN DICK SHOTS

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What to do you finally earn your martyrdom status but you got your dick shot off during war, what is jihadist to do?

  • jewman January 15, 2017

    man i dont even know why i come to this website.

    +3 -5
    • ouch January 15, 2017

      @jewman no one is forcing you to come here and beside have you ever thought of using the submit option? YOU CAN SUBMIT SHIT!

      That way you and others get to to see stuff you like posted here!

      stop crying and do something about it!

      Every day I see you fucking pussy cunts around here are crying and you never do anything to make CS Greta again!

      DERP fucking cunts!

      +3 -3
      • prolurkercrazy January 16, 2017

        @ouch Who the fuck is Greta?

        +2 -0
        • rockinron January 17, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy apparently its who CS used to be?

          +1 -0
      • jewman January 20, 2017

        @ouch suck my dick

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        • ouch January 30, 2017

          @jewman let me grab my microscope

          +0 -0
  • kingbigballs January 15, 2017

    @jewman it's because the side was good now it just sucks my big balls

    +3 -3
  • bobadfett January 15, 2017

    If it was me taking the shot I would of just shot the rocket instead and this.. the fucker still lived. Maybe without his twig and dingle berries

    +0 -3
  • alwaysaproblem January 15, 2017

    allahu akbar! Muslims are fun. They also SMELL BAD!

    +1 -1
    • hayleybear January 15, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem .....f--k alan twatbar

      +0 -1
  • hayleybear January 15, 2017

    he can change his name now to eunuch powel.......or hitler has only got one ball

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  • soulconsumer January 15, 2017

    He got shot in the leg.

    +2 -1
  • noihavetosaythis January 15, 2017

    Maybe just his balls exploded because he hasn't had a virgin for a while. And holding the RPG made him to horny on top.

    +1 -2
  • airsporter January 15, 2017

    Hopefully theres only a gentle Desert breeze where his balls used to be.

    +1 -1
  • corruptedsob January 15, 2017

    Head shot

    +1 -1
  • whobe January 15, 2017

    My bullet is faster than your rocket.

    +1 -1
  • alwaysaproblem January 15, 2017

    Who ever shot him has horrible aim.

    +0 -1
  • cruiserman January 15, 2017

    TEN points to the sniper, I just love it, fucking muslims

    +2 -1
  • freddykrueger January 15, 2017

    weak...

    +0 -2
  • truckingman January 15, 2017

    He recieved a .308, 7.62x51 NATO, Vasectomy and Penectomy!!!!!!

    +0 -3
  • pornlooper January 15, 2017

    thats an other meaning for the phrase "stopping the spread of terrorism"

    +1 -1
  • breakfastblunt January 15, 2017

    The only way this would have ended better was if when he got shot he accidently shot the rocket into the ground in front of him.

    +2 -1
  • harly9 January 15, 2017

    Shot through the dick, and you're to blame. You give love a bad name LMAO.

    +1 -2
  • sirfartsalot January 15, 2017

    Allah says fuck you.

    +0 -2
  • big_daddy305 January 15, 2017

    The Cock-less Rocketeer

    +1 -2
  • poekey_hoitz January 16, 2017

    We all heard what they said in American Sniper.

    Aim small. Miss small.

    Right on the money if you ask me.

    He should be in the Olympics.

    Do they still having sniping?

    Give him a gold medal. Dude can thread the needle for miles if he can hit a target that small.

    +1 -1
  • mr_fatman323 January 16, 2017

    No more Akbar sheep fucking

    +0 -0
  • stinkywand January 18, 2017

    He is done John.

    +0 -0
  • theobserver January 18, 2017

    ouch! Right in the lizard

    +0 -0
 
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