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You can brag about your gas bag being able to squat more than I weigh all you want. If you look like Vin Diesel, you're about as useless to me as a Slovakian prostitute at a blood drive.

  • maddog123 January 16, 2017




    • strokerace January 18, 2017

      @maddog123 you know you're still jerking off to this video. You nasty faggot lol

  • insanemonkey January 16, 2017

    bet her pussy muscle grips your dick like a oil filter wrench.... ill hit it

  • rouge_et_blanc January 16, 2017

    Despite my avatar I am not into poison gas. Right at the start she started cleaning and wiping the walls and then her lips put me off. She can keep her "protien" gas to herself thanks

  • jimsacunt January 16, 2017

    Yeah fuck it why not!!!

  • freddykrueger January 16, 2017


  • hayleybear January 16, 2017

    keep the shit coming??? don't you mean you talk the shit, protein packs from ya fat cum drinking whole of bucket mouth........tell me are you Mexican??

  • eyeh8dumbasses January 16, 2017

    I'd fuck that muscle pussy then I'd show that slut who the boss is and piss down her throat.

    • hayleybear January 17, 2017

      @eyeh8dumbasses .........pmsfl...............oh that's so funny

  • happyjack January 16, 2017

    Yeah I would right in that starfish

  • bananaking January 16, 2017

    She may get a surprise turd flying if she tries to fart this hard...

  • soulconsumer January 16, 2017


  • fatlarry January 16, 2017

    I don't know what is uglier her cologen lips or her asshole

  • sleeko January 16, 2017

    I didn't even look at the video, because I've been fooled, before.

  • warpig January 16, 2017

    I'd plug that gas hole and make her fart on my cock

  • darksider803 January 16, 2017

    Good looking till I saw all those specks in her snatch. EWWWWW !!!!!!

  • picklehiesner January 16, 2017

    That starfish gave me a raspberry

  • alwaysaproblem January 16, 2017

    Even though I see "meat curtains", I still get the feeling that he/she is hiding a pecker somewhere!

  • ouch January 16, 2017


    Ugly as fuck and built like a dude with fake tits and a head like a dropped pie!

    Not even sexy like my T-girls are

    hmmmmmm T-girls yeah baby.

    I'm off to porhub to jack off to strap-on porn now

    I love a good ass fucking from hot bitches wearing strap-on's !

    • corruptedsob January 16, 2017

      @ouch your just disappointed she didn't have a real cock

      • ouch January 16, 2017

        @corruptedsob she would go up in my opinion of she was wearing a nice shaped strap on :) I haven't tried real cock yet only strap-ons and dildos.

        so I'm not Bi


  • pizzapie January 16, 2017

    After a six pack I'll do anything

  • sarge07 January 16, 2017

    Good God, is it going to spread those twat wings and fly away in the night?

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  • twofords January 16, 2017

    I definitely didn't expect to see a pussy on this one. I think it was a pussy, but it seemed to be all stretched out and worn out and abused. I think I will give this one a pass, leave it for someone else.

  • jayisafag January 16, 2017

    The hell I would. It does have a pussy, don't it?

  • rasriff January 16, 2017

    Why is that ladyboi farting on an Arby's Big Montana?

  • crockful January 17, 2017

    Thanks anyway, Ms. Jolie. If that shit wasn't good enough for Brad, it certainly isn't good enough for me.

  • kojaksbozak January 17, 2017

    Must be the jiggaboo in me ,cuz All i need is a heartbeat and a vagina and ima smooooooosh it !!! Happy day after Robert E Lee Birthday ,day ,all my blue gum friends....Holla!!!

  • shockabsorber January 17, 2017

    How many wax strips did it take to clear that field off her shithole?

  • poekey_hoitz January 17, 2017

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that was expecting it to be a man

  • daveoconnor4747 January 17, 2017

    lips like anus

  • johnnywad January 17, 2017

    I love her cunt and would love to eat a bowl of her shit.

  • strokerace January 18, 2017

    Sounds like an elephant with down syndrome.

  • lawjaq January 18, 2017

    She has to be fucking retarded if she think she's hot. YUCK.

  • mrmrsdamageuk January 19, 2017

    Maybe if we were the last two people on earth... And there were no sheep

  • pnb33 February 5, 2017

    that dude should shower

  • uwatie February 28, 2017

    That's just ... too much information.

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