You can brag about your gas bag being able to squat more than I weigh all you want. If you look like Vin Diesel, you're about as useless to me as a Slovakian prostitute at a blood drive.
YEAH I WOULD HIT IT???
WITH A FUCKING BASEBALL BAT!!!!!
@maddog123 you know you're still jerking off to this video. You nasty faggot lol
bet her pussy muscle grips your dick like a oil filter wrench.... ill hit it
Despite my avatar I am not into poison gas. Right at the start she started cleaning and wiping the walls and then her lips put me off. She can keep her "protien" gas to herself thanks
Yeah fuck it why not!!!
keep the shit coming??? don't you mean you talk the shit, protein packs from ya fat cum drinking whole of bucket mouth........tell me are you Mexican??
I'd fuck that muscle pussy then I'd show that slut who the boss is and piss down her throat.
@eyeh8dumbasses .........pmsfl...............oh that's so funny
Yeah I would right in that starfish
She may get a surprise turd flying if she tries to fart this hard...
I don't know what is uglier her cologen lips or her asshole
I didn't even look at the video, because I've been fooled, before.
I'd plug that gas hole and make her fart on my cock
Good looking till I saw all those specks in her snatch. EWWWWW !!!!!!
That starfish gave me a raspberry
Even though I see "meat curtains", I still get the feeling that he/she is hiding a pecker somewhere!
Ugly as fuck and built like a dude with fake tits and a head like a dropped pie!
Not even sexy like my T-girls are
hmmmmmm T-girls yeah baby.
I'm off to porhub to jack off to strap-on porn now
I love a good ass fucking from hot bitches wearing strap-on's !
@ouch your just disappointed she didn't have a real cock
@corruptedsob she would go up in my opinion of she was wearing a nice shaped strap on :) I haven't tried real cock yet only strap-ons and dildos.
so I'm not Bi
After a six pack I'll do anything
Good God, is it going to spread those twat wings and fly away in the night?
MORE THAN ONCE!!!!!
I definitely didn't expect to see a pussy on this one. I think it was a pussy, but it seemed to be all stretched out and worn out and abused. I think I will give this one a pass, leave it for someone else.
The hell I would. It does have a pussy, don't it?
Why is that ladyboi farting on an Arby's Big Montana?
Thanks anyway, Ms. Jolie. If that shit wasn't good enough for Brad, it certainly isn't good enough for me.
Must be the jiggaboo in me ,cuz All i need is a heartbeat and a vagina and ima smooooooosh it !!! Happy day after Robert E Lee Birthday ,day ,all my blue gum friends....Holla!!!
How many wax strips did it take to clear that field off her shithole?
I'm glad I'm not the only one that was expecting it to be a man
lips like anus
I love her cunt and would love to eat a bowl of her shit.
Sounds like an elephant with down syndrome.
She has to be fucking retarded if she think she's hot. YUCK.
Maybe if we were the last two people on earth... And there were no sheep
that dude should shower
That's just ... too much information.
Lol just great
Oh lord! LMAO