HOW YOU KNOW PORN IS IN YOUR FUTURE

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We're only 2 weeks into 2017, but imma go ahead and declare this straw sipper the dumbest ass of the year. Listen close.

  • silkdashocker1 January 18, 2017

    dumb

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    • maddog123 January 18, 2017

      @silkdashocker1 second and this is a ugly bitch!!!!

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  • hayleybear January 18, 2017

    not dumb.............just another bimbo acting a twat

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  • rouge_et_blanc January 18, 2017

    You could hear the neurons at work, tick tick click EEYESS.. talk about a quick thinker...

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  • txdo_msk January 18, 2017

    Got a face for porn, too...

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  • jonny87 January 18, 2017

    Another yank who's thick as fuck? Shocker.

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  • jewman January 18, 2017

    butter face looks like she was born with a cleft lip. to fake for me

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    • happyjack January 18, 2017

      @jewman she looks pretty cute to me. Very little makeup as well.

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      • alwaysaproblem January 18, 2017

        @happyjack agree

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        • hayleybear January 20, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem ..............cute yes.....thick no............twat yes.........hope she swallas........

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  • airsporter January 18, 2017

    Brains in the T shirt!

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  • ouch January 18, 2017

    just another standard American

    No wonder your always at war, to dumb to spell peace

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    • happyjack January 18, 2017

      @ouch looks like you're the dumb one its piece not peace.........wait for it ......

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      • prolurkercrazy January 18, 2017

        @happyjack Lol!

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      • txdo_msk January 18, 2017

        @happyjack not too dumb to spell, just too dumb to punctuate. Well, @ouch IS too dumb to spell now that I think about it. In the context it was written, "to" is spelled wrong. Give him the benefit of the doubt and just say "Too dumb to spell. Peace!"

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      • ouch January 18, 2017

        @happyjack you think that wasn't intentional hahahaha you are dumber than I gave you credit!

        Get it War and Peace not piece omfg your stupid!

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        • happyjack January 18, 2017

          @ouch LMFAO you have now just made my day. Did you see the "wait for it" in my comment? That was the wait for you to correct me for incorrectly correcting you, and you just played right into my hands lol. I don't know what time of the day it is over there but you better wake up and have a cup of coffee before signing on so you can try to keep up. Did you seriously think that I didn't know when to use piece or peace? I love those 8 peace chicken specials at KFC don't you? LOL

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      • alwaysaproblem January 18, 2017

        @happyjack nice

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    • istealcars January 18, 2017

      @ouch **you're, **too

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      • txdo_msk January 18, 2017

        @istealcars, damn. I skipped over that one.

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        • happyjack January 18, 2017

          @txdo_msk me "to" lol

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          • ouch January 18, 2017

            @happyjack don't ever do a cryptic cross word

            you will fail

            war and ......wait for it........ wait for it......

            dick head American

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            • happyjack January 18, 2017

              @ouch you better stop, let's sign a piece treaty. I'm going to get a few peaces of paper and write something up. Lol

              +2 -2
              • james511969 January 18, 2017

                This has been an awesome exchange!!! Thank you all!!

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            • hayleybear January 20, 2017

              @ouch ................agreed ...that's why they could only get Donald trump as president as no one in America trusts americans notice happyjack never comeback with his paper to write the treaty.........lolololololol

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    • bv66wuw January 23, 2017

      @ouch i think she's Canadian, I can read A&W on the soda cup. That's a fast food chain @ here... and she fits the average Canadian woman profile...

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    • uwatie February 28, 2017

      @ouch - * You're * * too *

      When you're calling someone else dumb, you really have to get these things right.

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  • freddykrueger January 18, 2017

    yawn

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  • istealcars January 18, 2017

    She's tattooed too! I think I'm in love.

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  • istealcars January 18, 2017

    There's a similar video from a while back with someone's dad that's pretty funny. I think he gets more of a pass because he's Latino though :-) :

    "Dad Can't Pronounce Eyes"

    https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=48Edc0P4hWQ

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  • breakfastblunt January 18, 2017

    I hope her tattoos don't have words in them

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  • eyeh8dumbasses January 18, 2017

    She doesn't have to be smart to take the dick.

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  • truckingman January 18, 2017

    Has the national level of education fell down MF" THIS GENERATION???

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  • gashsmasher January 18, 2017

    I might have a chance with this one

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  • h-town71 January 18, 2017

    She's a keeper !!!!!

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  • alwaysaproblem January 18, 2017

    I don't care how stupid she is. I'd still suck that soda out of her bladder!

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  • rasriff January 19, 2017

    You have to watch close for the titty jiggle when she laughs

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  • peaks January 19, 2017

    Jedi mind trick wins again.

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  • ogsabertooth January 19, 2017

    I bet her Kindle purchases consists of the entire library of dr. Seuss. She just read go Dog go all by herself. As for the porn Theory, I wouldn't waste a price of a dvd purchase.

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  • poekey_hoitz January 21, 2017

    That's your American education system hard at work.

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  • mrfuckstable June 13, 2017

    Gawd bless 'Muritard.

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