5 THOUSAND REASONS NOT TO BE THIS GUY

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Thanks Leroy.

35 Comments
  • Cory H. January 23, 2017

    Eat a few Big Mac's, smoke a cigarette, take a shit, and you'll be ok. That is, If being 5' 10"" and 400 lbs is ok.

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    • maddog123 January 23, 2017

      @Cory H. Second again because I'm fucking king of the goddam fucking world hell yeah!!!!!

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  • freddykrueger January 23, 2017

    gross fuck

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  • strokerace January 23, 2017

    This is what happens when you become a fat lard ass. You also become retarded

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  • mikeford January 23, 2017

    Try going on the 21 day fix diet work out you might lose a few pounds, but it wont fix your stupidity issue.

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  • uncze9 January 23, 2017

    Isn't this the same dumbass that shot himself in the mouth with a paintball gun?

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    • felterupgood January 23, 2017

      @uncze9

      Probably ...and he did something stupid before that too. I would recommend he do something that would have the possibility of getting him laid.

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  • airsporter January 23, 2017

    Blokes fucking barking.......If he was a Neighbour of mine I'd have a plan in place!

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  • hayleybear January 23, 2017

    I so hate this fat f--k

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  • putrifaction January 23, 2017

    Why can't you understand that you aren't one of them? You are an object of their scorn and derision.

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  • hayleybear January 23, 2017

    what he thinks he is mick foley..............more like mary berry..........

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  • sexmaster January 23, 2017

    overstuffed idiot.

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  • luvthick January 23, 2017

    Not one capillary burst. That's ketchup packs he ate the day before.

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  • eyeh8dumbasses January 23, 2017

    stupid fat fuck

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  • lawjaq January 23, 2017

    Looooser!

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  • whobe January 23, 2017

    You're supposed to do that from the roof.

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  • lonniems January 23, 2017

    I guess he didnt get scarred from the firecrackers. I guess that pain was not enough for him.

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  • unlimitdinches January 23, 2017

    Thumb tacks are the least of this guys worries... On another note , that ladder is very strong.

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  • slayersanta666 January 23, 2017

    jackass did this shit back in 98 bro. now if only hed manup and do it on a bed of nails id be entertained

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  • truckingman January 23, 2017

    WHTMF"AHF!!!!!! Has Jackass corrupted the young of America?

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  • ob1 January 23, 2017

    Ooh, interesting! Another Internet attention whore. He should hit a treadmill.

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  • digupskulls January 23, 2017

    Here's the inspiration for the Jackass movies.

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  • fatlarry January 23, 2017

    no brains no headache

    +1 -1
  • alwaysaproblem January 23, 2017

    I'd be willing to bet that this fat fuck hasn't showered in over twenty-one years!

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  • eric chin January 23, 2017

    I wonder if he at least got laid after this

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  • 72jayd January 23, 2017

    Get a job.

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  • sharkkiller1 January 23, 2017

    you couldn't hit any organs with a 12" kitchen knife on that fat sack of mcdonalds

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  • vick vega January 24, 2017

    His dad should've made sure he drank all the cum out his moms ass before walking away and letting the little left get in a spawn his dumb ass

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  • bobadfett January 24, 2017

    Should of been nails instead stupid fat glob of shit

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  • rouge_et_blanc January 24, 2017

    Sad really. The only way this fat slob thinks he can show everyone that he is a real cool guy is to do this. Unfortunately afterwards everyone still thinks he is a fat slob doing moronic things. Waste of space.

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  • rasriff January 25, 2017

    Did the fat guy from Jackass go out on his own?

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  • dog66 January 25, 2017

    dum da dum dum

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  • jimsacunt January 25, 2017

    Surprised he didn't burst

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  • uwatie February 28, 2017

    "5 THOUSAND REASONS NOT TO BE THIS GUY"

    Is that a pound a reason?

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  • juanitoperez April 19, 2017

    a eso le llamo ser ocioso conchetumare!!

    waton hijoeputa este!!

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