FREE TIP: NEVER TRY TO FIGHT A BUSH FIRE ALONE

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crazyshit
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Shit, just put a hairnet on that thing instead. I'm sure it doesn't violate McDonald's company policy you McNugget looking mother fucker.

  • hayleybear January 24, 2017

    wat a jerk..........

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    • maddog123 January 24, 2017

      @hayleybear OH HELL YEAH LOOK AT ME IM SECOND WHOO WHOOOOOO IM KING IM GOD OF SECOND SUCK ME FUCKERS!!!!

      WHOOOOOOOO WHOO

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      • rouge_et_blanc January 24, 2017

        @maddog123 For chrissakes STFU maddog123 your getting on my nerves

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        • maddog123 January 25, 2017

          @rouge_et_blanc I HAVE A CURE FOR THAT!!???? RENT A GUN AND BUY A BULLETT!!!!! YEAH BOY WORKS EVERY TIME!!!

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      • kyjellymonster May 22, 2017

        @maddog123 testastorone deficiency is curable now, you should look into it

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  • pornlooper January 24, 2017

    thats a blast

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  • silkdashocker1 January 24, 2017

    NOW THATS A BLOW JOB!!!!!!

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  • wombatbytes January 24, 2017

    Please tell me you've never bred???

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  • insanemonkey January 24, 2017

    Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!

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    • pnb33 February 5, 2017

      @insanemonkey

      Love is a burning thing

      And it makes a firery ring....and it burned burned burned

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  • toreal January 24, 2017

    WTF? FWP!!!

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    • freddykrueger January 24, 2017

      @toreal...FWP!

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      • toreal January 24, 2017

        @freddykrueger Hell Yeah!!

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        • mookie492 January 25, 2017

          @toreal, you like white cock so much, you had him burn off the pubes so it wud b easier to lick around. You fuckin uneducated NIGGER. Your just a faggot who likes all kinds of dick in his ass to mouth. Boy!

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  • luvthick January 24, 2017

    Quickest shave ever!

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  • happyjack January 24, 2017

    Just makin America great again.

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    • maddog123 January 24, 2017

      @happyjack why did you support trump when you knew he was wrong for america???? What are you a racist?????!!!!

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      • happyjack January 24, 2017

        @maddog123 forget all of that, who typed this comment for you? Whoever it is can you have them do it more often, it was actually the English language.

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        • maddog123 January 24, 2017

          @happyjack DIDNT KNOW I WAS IN SCHOOL AGAIN? WHAT ARE YOU A RACIST?!

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  • airsporter January 24, 2017

    Not my idea of a 'sausage sizzler' takeaway!

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  • putrifaction January 24, 2017

    Some guys will do anything to show their dicks to a woman.

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    • ouch January 24, 2017

      @putrifaction I normally gotta stick my finger up my butt hole and scare mine out but yeah ya right lol

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      • mookie492 January 25, 2017

        @ouch, @niggerouch, you stick your finger up your ass just to lick it! BTW, its fuck Z (Zane) not T.

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  • strokerace January 24, 2017

    Well at least he doesn't have genital crabs anymore. That's a plus.

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  • rouge_et_blanc January 24, 2017

    Cheaper, quicker and warmer than a waxing but a singed dick is what he obviously was expecting. Well if not, he got one. Now try to explain that to the ER doctor.

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  • astrozorro January 24, 2017

    With the slowdown he sounds like Donkey Kong

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  • twisted1701 January 24, 2017

    That gives a whole new meaning to fire crotch.

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  • whobe January 24, 2017

    Bet he wont do that again.

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  • truckingman January 24, 2017

    WHAT IN THE MF" BLUE FUCK WHERE YOU THINKING SIR WHEN YOU DECIDED TO HAVE YOUR PUBIC HAIR BURNT OFF YOUR BODY?

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  • james511969 January 24, 2017

    Oscar Myers Wiener roast!

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  • prolurkercrazy January 24, 2017

    FWP!

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    • hayleybear January 25, 2017

      @prolurkercrazy ........FBP!

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  • alwaysaproblem January 24, 2017

    After he was lit up, did anybody happen to notice all of the little crabs parachuting out of his pubes?

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    • mookie492 January 25, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem , I saw @toreals teeth marks and a tatoo that said "Ouch's Property".. That's about it.

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  • clem422570 January 24, 2017

    wtf

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  • willowy2k January 24, 2017

    White people...

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  • happyendings January 25, 2017

    Call Guinness Book for fastet shave ever ^^

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  • picklehiesner January 25, 2017

    Ya gotta trim the wic before lighting

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  • kingbigballs January 25, 2017

    More stupid shit from so called crazyshit

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  • gashsmasher February 17, 2017

    Jeez, bitch. I said blow on it, not torch the damn thing

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