THIS COP HAD GUTS

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Cop had a lot of guts but now he's only half the man he used to be

43 Comments
  • hayleybear February 11, 2017

    takes some guts

    +2 -4
  • hayleybear February 11, 2017

    hey allways looks a bit like you.....NO GUTS

    +2 -4
  • bobadfett February 11, 2017

    Guess pork is on the menu tonight boys!!!! SPLIT PORK ROAST.

    +1 -4
  • luvthick February 11, 2017

    That's fucked up.

    +2 -5
    • hayleybear February 11, 2017

      @luvthick ..that's why we love it....

      +3 -5
  • ouch February 11, 2017

    If this is ever me can one of you fuckers do me a favor and just hold my hand and tell me it's not HALF as bad as I think it is!

    +8 -4
    • big_daddy305 February 11, 2017

      @ouch Yeah, but only AFTER you wash your hands.

      +3 -4
      • hayleybear February 11, 2017

        @big_daddy305 ........do you wash your hands goofy?

        +2 -3
        • big_daddy305 February 11, 2017

          @hayleybear No. I wash them regular.

          +3 -4
          • hayleybear February 12, 2017

            @big_daddy305 ......ill take your word but I don't believe you.............

            +1 -1
        • rockinron February 20, 2017

          @hayleybear i think he washes his hands goofy, he's to wierd to do it the normal way.

          +0 -0
  • hayleybear February 11, 2017

    weres me cock? fuck just kill me now

    +2 -2
  • freddykrueger February 11, 2017

    is somebody going to help him pull his belly skin down, looks like he's having trouble!

    +1 -4
  • airsporter February 11, 2017

    One tough little bastard.

    +2 -3
  • james511969 February 11, 2017

    Lazy cop. Doesn't even bother to do a chalk outline of himself.

    +2 -4
  • wombatbytes February 11, 2017

    Bad news - your dick is gone.

    +2 -3
    • james511969 February 11, 2017

      @wombatbytes good news- you're not going to need it anymore anyway.

      +3 -3
  • kingbigballs February 11, 2017

    Just walk it off

    +4 -2
  • big_daddy305 February 11, 2017

    I can't feel my toes! Reach over to the right. Can you feel them now?

    +4 -4
    • hayleybear February 11, 2017

      @big_daddy305 .....since your that fat...when was the last time you felt your toes GOOFY? even when your taking up ya ass you still cant touch them???

      +2 -5
      • big_daddy305 February 11, 2017

        @hayleybear First of all, the word is "YOU'RE". It's a contraction. That's when two words are used together and conjoined with an apostrophe. Example: YOU ARE = YOU'RE. Another example: THEY ARE = THEY'RE. Second of all, your little "insult" of not being able to touch my toes when I'm taking it up my ass implies that you CAN touch your toes when you're taking it up your ass and you feel the need to poke fun at others that can not accomplish what you deem some sort of feat. And thirdly, what's with calling me "GOOFY"? Did you learn to name call by watching the Disney Channel?

        +6 -4
        • alwaysaproblem February 11, 2017

          @big_daddy305 That's the trouble with hayleybear. While his mother was giving birth to him, she "contracted" her snatch too much. As you can see by his comments, that caused him severe brain damage!

          +1 -4
          • hayleybear February 12, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem ........you cant even tell the difference allways between a man or women? guess what bbc lover I'm a shemale........

            +1 -2
        • prolurkercrazy February 11, 2017

          @big_daddy305 well said! +1

          +3 -4
        • freddykrueger February 11, 2017

          @big_daddy305...he actually has "you're" on his profile image and he still managed to fuck it up...what a wanker!

          +3 -4
          • alwaysaproblem February 11, 2017

            @freddykrueger nice+

            +0 -4
          • hayleybear February 12, 2017

            @freddykrueger ...who cares freddybullshit

            +1 -2
        • hayleybear February 12, 2017

          @big_daddy305 ....oh another English lesson from a skinny dude?

          +1 -2
        • hayleybear February 12, 2017

          @big_daddy305 ......naaaaaa learnt it in your English lesson? saw your goofy teeth and allways a problem screamed that you bit his lip whilst you was kissing it?

          +1 -2
  • chrispbacon February 11, 2017

    My legs! My legs! Will someone PLEASE hand me my god damn legs?!

    +3 -2
  • strokerace February 11, 2017

    He should just start pulling his insides out like a crazy mad man.

    +4 -1
  • lawjaq February 11, 2017

    When he finally shows up at work and explains his tardiness to his commander, the poor guy won't have a leg to stand on.

    +3 -2
  • whobe February 11, 2017

    His name huffy duffy.

    +3 -2
  • xaivior February 11, 2017

    Hey can someone gimme a lift? I seem to have misplaced my legs.

    +3 -2
  • alwaysaproblem February 11, 2017

    Now, he should have no trouble washing his feet!

    +1 -3
    • hayleybear February 12, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem .......unlike you that cant reach them

      +1 -2
  • fatlarry February 11, 2017

    can somebody please please find my dick

    +3 -2
  • mordecai February 11, 2017

    The good thing is he finally got rid of the athlete's foot!!!

    +3 -2
    • goregasm February 13, 2017

      @mordecai Good one +1

      +1 -0
  • bobadfett February 11, 2017

    Just rub some dirt on it it'll be fine along wing thousands of tubes of super glue and duct tape and he'll be good as new. Minus a limp or two

    +1 -2
  • akbar_snackbar February 12, 2017

    what a total waste of sausage skin

    +1 -1
  • siko666 February 12, 2017

    Peng Shulin ....he actually lives.

    +1 -1
  • justkillyourself February 13, 2017

    Ambulance is halfway there...

    +1 -1
 
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