Cop had a lot of guts but now he's only half the man he used to be
takes some guts
hey allways looks a bit like you.....NO GUTS
Guess pork is on the menu tonight boys!!!! SPLIT PORK ROAST.
That's fucked up.
@luvthick ..that's why we love it....
If this is ever me can one of you fuckers do me a favor and just hold my hand and tell me it's not HALF as bad as I think it is!
@ouch Yeah, but only AFTER you wash your hands.
@big_daddy305 ........do you wash your hands goofy?
@hayleybear No. I wash them regular.
@big_daddy305 ......ill take your word but I don't believe you.............
@hayleybear i think he washes his hands goofy, he's to wierd to do it the normal way.
weres me cock? fuck just kill me now
is somebody going to help him pull his belly skin down, looks like he's having trouble!
One tough little bastard.
Lazy cop. Doesn't even bother to do a chalk outline of himself.
Bad news - your dick is gone.
@wombatbytes good news- you're not going to need it anymore anyway.
Just walk it off
I can't feel my toes! Reach over to the right. Can you feel them now?
@big_daddy305 .....since your that fat...when was the last time you felt your toes GOOFY? even when your taking up ya ass you still cant touch them???
@hayleybear First of all, the word is "YOU'RE". It's a contraction. That's when two words are used together and conjoined with an apostrophe. Example: YOU ARE = YOU'RE. Another example: THEY ARE = THEY'RE. Second of all, your little "insult" of not being able to touch my toes when I'm taking it up my ass implies that you CAN touch your toes when you're taking it up your ass and you feel the need to poke fun at others that can not accomplish what you deem some sort of feat. And thirdly, what's with calling me "GOOFY"? Did you learn to name call by watching the Disney Channel?
@big_daddy305 That's the trouble with hayleybear. While his mother was giving birth to him, she "contracted" her snatch too much. As you can see by his comments, that caused him severe brain damage!
@alwaysaproblem ........you cant even tell the difference allways between a man or women? guess what bbc lover I'm a shemale........
@big_daddy305 well said! +1
@big_daddy305...he actually has "you're" on his profile image and he still managed to fuck it up...what a wanker!
@freddykrueger ...who cares freddybullshit
@big_daddy305 ....oh another English lesson from a skinny dude?
@big_daddy305 ......naaaaaa learnt it in your English lesson? saw your goofy teeth and allways a problem screamed that you bit his lip whilst you was kissing it?
My legs! My legs! Will someone PLEASE hand me my god damn legs?!
He should just start pulling his insides out like a crazy mad man.
When he finally shows up at work and explains his tardiness to his commander, the poor guy won't have a leg to stand on.
His name huffy duffy.
Hey can someone gimme a lift? I seem to have misplaced my legs.
Now, he should have no trouble washing his feet!
@alwaysaproblem .......unlike you that cant reach them
can somebody please please find my dick
The good thing is he finally got rid of the athlete's foot!!!
@mordecai Good one +1
Just rub some dirt on it it'll be fine along wing thousands of tubes of super glue and duct tape and he'll be good as new. Minus a limp or two
what a total waste of sausage skin
Peng Shulin ....he actually lives.
Ambulance is halfway there...