WHEN FLIRTING GOES WRONG

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  • willowy2k February 17, 2017

    First bitches

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  • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

    chicks LOVE broken arms

    +9 -1
    • stabbert February 17, 2017

      @oathbreaker fuck yeah, makes it easier to find the G-Spot

      +3 -1
  • goregasm February 17, 2017

    Only thing goin down on this escalator is you, bitch

    +5 -1
  • james511969 February 17, 2017

    Elevators are better because you can stop them from going down.

    +3 -3
    • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

      @james511969 I prefer the escalator, when it breaks, it's just a flight of stairs

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      • james511969 February 17, 2017

        @oathbreaker yeah, but when your trapped inside with a hot chick. It's fun.

        +4 -3
        • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

          @james511969 never been that lucky. or maybe girls just look at me and say "I'd rather just die right now"

          +4 -1
          • goregasm February 17, 2017

            @oathbreaker a little chloroform will change her tone

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            • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

              @goregasm or a ride on that escalator

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              • james511969 February 17, 2017

                @oathbreaker there's a stop button that you can pull and all guys look the same when you're doing the girl from behind.

                +0 -3
                • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

                  @james511969 i must admit, i don't know everything about escalators. so, I appreciate your input...good to know, I'll put it to use

                  +4 -1
            • james511969 February 17, 2017

              @goregasm LOL! +

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  • sexmaster February 17, 2017

    That's not how you ride an escalator.

    +5 -1
  • darksider803 February 17, 2017

    HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

    +3 -1
  • fuckbrain February 17, 2017

    who did he think he was christ

    +3 -1
  • luvthick February 17, 2017

    BOOM! No pussy for you!!!

    +4 -1
  • truckingman February 17, 2017

    Shaking is head and LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock

    the truckingman.

    +5 -1
  • ouch February 17, 2017

    White man can't LAND!

    +5 -1
  • whobe February 17, 2017

    How does she keep from sliding down?

    +4 -1
    • james511969 February 17, 2017

      @whobe dry sticky clam....

      +3 -2
      • ouch February 17, 2017

        @james511969 and cleavage :)

        +5 -1
        • james511969 February 17, 2017

          @ouch yeah, but the tits can have dew.

          +1 -2
      • alwaysaproblem February 18, 2017

        @james511969 nice+

        +1 -2
        • hayleybear February 20, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem ..honor? mr minus man

          +0 -0
  • airsporter February 17, 2017

    Anagram: Cupid Stunt.

    Still I must admit to being a bit partial to a knicker glimpse on Tescos escalator.

    +3 -1
  • workingfortheweekend February 17, 2017

    Idiot

    +3 -1
  • stabbert February 17, 2017

    Ha Ha, fuck that guy

    +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem February 18, 2017

    One look at her ass and he fell. One female pubic hair can tow a battleship!

    +2 -2
    • hayleybear February 20, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem .........is that the pubic hair from your teeth after you munched on all that bbc

      +0 -0
  • moneyman96 February 18, 2017

    Dumbass!!!!!

    +3 -1
 
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