chicks LOVE broken arms
@oathbreaker fuck yeah, makes it easier to find the G-Spot
Only thing goin down on this escalator is you, bitch
Elevators are better because you can stop them from going down.
@james511969 I prefer the escalator, when it breaks, it's just a flight of stairs
@oathbreaker yeah, but when your trapped inside with a hot chick. It's fun.
@james511969 never been that lucky. or maybe girls just look at me and say "I'd rather just die right now"
@oathbreaker a little chloroform will change her tone
@goregasm or a ride on that escalator
@oathbreaker there's a stop button that you can pull and all guys look the same when you're doing the girl from behind.
@james511969 i must admit, i don't know everything about escalators. so, I appreciate your input...good to know, I'll put it to use
@goregasm LOL! +
That's not how you ride an escalator.
HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!
who did he think he was christ
BOOM! No pussy for you!!!
Shaking is head and LMMF"AO, Robert Hallock
White man can't LAND!
How does she keep from sliding down?
@whobe dry sticky clam....
@james511969 and cleavage :)
@ouch yeah, but the tits can have dew.
@alwaysaproblem ..honor? mr minus man
Anagram: Cupid Stunt.
Still I must admit to being a bit partial to a knicker glimpse on Tescos escalator.
Ha Ha, fuck that guy
One look at her ass and he fell. One female pubic hair can tow a battleship!
@alwaysaproblem .........is that the pubic hair from your teeth after you munched on all that bbc