he's wearing protection so he doesn't get a computer virus
@oathbreaker lol +1
@oathbreaker ROFLMAO! +100
...and he doesn't even know her name or how old she is
if it doesnt have an option to wash dishes or fold laundry i see no distinct advantage over the pile of dead hookers in my basement
@goregasm shhhhhh they haven't found those yet. We want you back in 90 days. +
@james511969never fear i will be back and better than ever [and on felony probation]
@goregasm well, be safe and get some material for being a comedian. You're funny and you don't need to live in the big house. I would pay to see you do a skit. I'm sure I would pay to see you on stage.
@goregasm take care of yourself, you sick fuck. all the best
@oathbreaker @james511969 thanks guys! I appreciate the support!
@goregasm don't worry bud, you'll have plenty of people lending a hand in there
@goregasm just go to prison and get out clean
@jewman thanks bud, i will! Everyone take care ...or dont, up to you .
No, she can't make a sandwich....
She's bored stiff.
@goiter fuck palestine
Just get a prostitute. They don't cost that much what I just saw is weird.
watch while listening to "shot down in flames" by ac/dc
OK my Dick Is confused. WTF ?????
I'm surprised luvthick hasn't posted a links to the more tanned version of these fuck dolls
@ouch We prefer the real deal!
@luvthick prefer Yes but try different thing as well
My first love doll was a shoe box and Jelly :)
@ouch You fucking heathen! Everyone knows that you're supposed to use peanut butter! Fucking Philistine! ;-)
@prolurkercrazy lmmfao +1
@ouch lol! +1
@ouch lmao +1
That's too much work on his end. He looks like he's fucking a corpse.
I would have ended that a lot diffrent than that...
Obviously not a Gentleman - Kept his Glasses & Socks on and didn't even say 'Please - I have to'.. when he got her tits out.
Do they come with those expensive acrylic nail jobs or has he ordered it as an option?
Decent dong - no homo
@hobohands YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!
This is the closet thing to a real woman hayleybear probably has ever seen that wasn't a tranny.
@twisted1701 closet? hmmmm you say i can`t spell you thick fucker.
@twisted1701 look twisted there`s a penis? something that you long for?
Why the fuck is he wearing a rubber? Afraid he's going to have little fuck dolls running around?
@big papa duck ...so twisted doesn`t lose out to slurp up the royalty`s
Why doesn't she swallow?
I'd hit it
I'm not religious but I think that he should talk to a priest or a rabbi!
@alwaysaproblem did you after they shot your lover? or was the priest the one that broke your cherry?
Now he's gonna marry that plastic fuck doll... Fucking pathetic
Donkey punch it, make the eyes fall out
@jimsacunt hahahahhahahah +
He could have saved all that money and go to a prostitute every week for the next year.
No wonder treehouse21 can't get laid, that doll is ten times prettier and one hundred times smarter.
@acairman oh bitch slap +100
I think most of us would buy one of these dolls if they were not so damn expensive
She's so perfect. Not a sound. Silence from the yap. Just take my meat.
At first I thought this was just sad. Then I realized, no child support and no alimony, might be the best idea yet.
How are them called, and how expensive are? I'm always curious about this dolls.
What the FUCK is the rubber for ?
The rubber is so he doesn't have to clean up the plastic bitch after he blows his wad.. trust me I'm an engineer.. :)