THE PERFECT WOMAN?

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  • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

    he's wearing protection so he doesn't get a computer virus

    +20 -2
    • goregasm February 17, 2017

      @oathbreaker lol +1

      +4 -1
    • prolurkercrazy February 17, 2017

      @oathbreaker ROFLMAO! +100

      +1 -3
    • felterupgood February 18, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      ...and he doesn't even know her name or how old she is

      +1 -0
    • blueent July 23, 2017

      @oathbreaker He's using Trojans!

      +0 -0
  • goregasm February 17, 2017

    if it doesnt have an option to wash dishes or fold laundry i see no distinct advantage over the pile of dead hookers in my basement

    +4 -1
    • james511969 February 17, 2017

      @goregasm shhhhhh they haven't found those yet. We want you back in 90 days. +

      +2 -2
      • goregasm February 17, 2017

        @james511969never fear i will be back and better than ever [and on felony probation]

        +3 -1
        • james511969 February 17, 2017

          @goregasm well, be safe and get some material for being a comedian. You're funny and you don't need to live in the big house. I would pay to see you do a skit. I'm sure I would pay to see you on stage.

          +0 -4
        • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

          @goregasm take care of yourself, you sick fuck. all the best

          +2 -1
          • goregasm February 17, 2017

            @oathbreaker @james511969 thanks guys! I appreciate the support!

            +2 -1
            • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

              @goregasm don't worry bud, you'll have plenty of people lending a hand in there

              +2 -2
    • jewman February 17, 2017

      @goregasm just go to prison and get out clean

      +4 -1
      • goregasm February 17, 2017

        @jewman thanks bud, i will! Everyone take care ...or dont, up to you .

        +2 -1
  • james511969 February 17, 2017

    No, she can't make a sandwich....

    +4 -3
  • goiter February 17, 2017

    She's bored stiff.

    +3 -2
    • jewman February 17, 2017

      @goiter fuck palestine

      +1 -2
  • sexmaster February 17, 2017

    Just get a prostitute. They don't cost that much what I just saw is weird.

    +2 -1
  • oathbreaker February 17, 2017

    watch while listening to "shot down in flames" by ac/dc

    +0 -4
  • darksider803 February 17, 2017

    OK my Dick Is confused. WTF ?????

    +4 -1
  • ouch February 17, 2017

    I'm surprised luvthick hasn't posted a links to the more tanned version of these fuck dolls

    :)

    +3 -0
    • luvthick February 17, 2017

      @ouch We prefer the real deal!

      +5 -2
      • ouch February 17, 2017

        @luvthick prefer Yes but try different thing as well

        My first love doll was a shoe box and Jelly :)

        +8 -0
        • prolurkercrazy February 17, 2017

          @ouch You fucking heathen! Everyone knows that you're supposed to use peanut butter! Fucking Philistine! ;-)

          +4 -1
          • ouch February 18, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy lmmfao +1

            +1 -0
        • luvthick February 17, 2017

          @ouch lol! +1

          +2 -1
    • workingfortheweekend February 17, 2017

      @ouch lmao +1

      +3 -1
  • luvthick February 17, 2017

    That's too much work on his end. He looks like he's fucking a corpse.

    +3 -2
  • allcaps February 17, 2017

    I would have ended that a lot diffrent than that...

    +3 -1
    • ouch February 17, 2017

      @allcaps lmmfao

      +3 -1
  • airsporter February 17, 2017

    Obviously not a Gentleman - Kept his Glasses & Socks on and didn't even say 'Please - I have to'.. when he got her tits out.

    Do they come with those expensive acrylic nail jobs or has he ordered it as an option?

    +3 -1
  • hobohands February 17, 2017

    Decent dong - no homo

    +2 -1
    • moneyman96 February 18, 2017

      @hobohands YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!

      +2 -0
  • twisted1701 February 17, 2017

    This is the closet thing to a real woman hayleybear probably has ever seen that wasn't a tranny.

    +1 -2
    • hayleybear February 17, 2017

      @twisted1701 closet? hmmmm you say i can`t spell you thick fucker.

      +1 -1
    • hayleybear February 17, 2017

      @twisted1701 look twisted there`s a penis? something that you long for?

      +1 -1
  • big papa duck February 17, 2017

    Why the fuck is he wearing a rubber? Afraid he's going to have little fuck dolls running around?

    +4 -1
    • hayleybear February 17, 2017

      @big papa duck ...so twisted doesn`t lose out to slurp up the royalty`s

      +1 -1
  • pizzapie February 17, 2017

    Why doesn't she swallow?

    +2 -1
  • picklehiesner February 17, 2017

    I'd hit it

    +5 -1
  • alwaysaproblem February 18, 2017

    I'm not religious but I think that he should talk to a priest or a rabbi!

    +1 -2
    • hayleybear February 20, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem did you after they shot your lover? or was the priest the one that broke your cherry?

      +0 -0
  • bobadfett February 18, 2017

    Now he's gonna marry that plastic fuck doll... Fucking pathetic

    +3 -2
  • jimsacunt February 18, 2017

    Donkey punch it, make the eyes fall out

    +4 -1
    • ouch February 18, 2017

      @jimsacunt hahahahhahahah +

      +2 -1
  • soulconsumer February 18, 2017

    He could have saved all that money and go to a prostitute every week for the next year.

    +2 -1
  • gabryl February 18, 2017

    I think most of us would buy one of these dolls if they were not so damn expensive

    +3 -1
  • pdx2002 February 18, 2017

    She's so perfect. Not a sound. Silence from the yap. Just take my meat.

    +1 -1
  • sirfartsalot February 18, 2017

    At first I thought this was just sad. Then I realized, no child support and no alimony, might be the best idea yet.

    +1 -1
  • ogrito February 18, 2017

    How are them called, and how expensive are? I'm always curious about this dolls.

    +1 -0
  • the_chef February 20, 2017

    What the FUCK is the rubber for ?

    +0 -0
  • feedemfish February 22, 2017

    The rubber is so he doesn't have to clean up the plastic bitch after he blows his wad.. trust me I'm an engineer.. :)

    +0 -0
  • sniperfox May 12, 2017

    I would not be surprised if this guy worked nights at a morgue

    +0 -0
 
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