GOT AN ELEPHANT DICK? ALWAYS BRING LUBE!

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  • mr.bunny February 24, 2017

    Not funny gay post

    -8
  • bobadfett February 24, 2017

    Ghetto lube

    +5
  • zykario February 24, 2017

    Mmmm yummy!!!

    +0
  • ouch February 24, 2017

    BUT..Her face?

    +3
    • happyjack February 24, 2017

      @ouch +1 I'm with you I caught that.

      +1
      • maddog123 February 24, 2017

        @happyjack when you two getting married??? If not get a room!!!

        -1
    • bobadfett February 25, 2017

      @ouch pucker up BUTTER CUP

      +3
  • handsomedevil February 24, 2017

    he seems to like her, but he could be just buttering her up.

    +1
  • rdrswn3 February 24, 2017

    got to use his food stamps some way

    +2
  • luvthick February 24, 2017

    I guess it's safe to say that her constipation was throughly cleared.

    +0
  • luvthick February 24, 2017

    Never ever go from Ass to Pussy!!! That's fucked up and disgusting! You have to protect the pussy, not turn into an infected truffle butter that smells like shit, clams and yeast, all rolled into one hideous aroma!

    +2
    • happyjack February 24, 2017

      @luvthick looks like you and treehouse21 had a good first date.

      +6
      • luvthick February 24, 2017

        @happyjack It was buttah! ;-)

        +4
    • alwaysaproblem February 24, 2017

      @luvscum - Is that how you wipe your clam, front to back?

      -4
      • hayleybear February 25, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem is that how you like bbc without the lube?

        +2
      • hayleybear February 25, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem alwaysaSCUMmunchingonbbcsoh my negatives? oh why am I getting so many? because you are a racist cunt?

        +2
  • big_daddy305 February 24, 2017

    I bet it smells like fried chicken and onions.

    +0
  • richard54321 February 24, 2017

    put it back when yer done

    +1
  • freddykrueger February 24, 2017

    let's all go to the snack bar...

    +1
  • happyjack February 24, 2017

    FBP (fanny, butter, pussy)

    +2
  • twisted1701 February 24, 2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to butter your biscuits

    -2
    • hayleybear February 24, 2017

      @twisted1701 you should know you munch on enough bbc

      -2
    • hayleybear February 24, 2017

      @twisted1701 is this what you do for a smooth ride twistedassfucked?

      -2
  • darksider803 February 24, 2017

    Butter the biscuit man !!!!!!!!!!!!

    +3
  • sexmaster February 24, 2017

    Butter makes everything better.

    +5
  • twisted1701 February 24, 2017

    I can see hayleybear is living up too all the shit he keeps screaming about.

    -2
    • hayleybear February 24, 2017

      @twisted1701 no twisted this is a bbc just for you and alwayaSCUM ..........ENJOY

      -2
    • hayleybear February 24, 2017

      @twisted1701 well you did say you wanted butter for sweetcorn ?

      -2
  • underpants February 24, 2017

    The poor chick is going to have high cholesterol now.

    -2
    • hayleybear February 24, 2017

      @underpants your wife will do anything for a buck? hell is the guy giving her the butter for free?

      -2
  • whobe February 24, 2017

    When she shits corn it will already have butter on it. For all you guys that would eat the corn out of her shit.

    +4
  • james511969 February 24, 2017

    Well, that explains why my popcorn tastes like shit, and what my wife does during the day.

    -4
  • james511969 February 24, 2017

    I can't believe it's not butt-hurt!

    -4
  • alwaysaproblem February 24, 2017

    She needs to get her entire asshole area bleached! Monkey dick turned it brown!

    -5
    • hayleybear February 25, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem just how you like them? big and no lube

      +1
  • alwaysaproblem February 24, 2017

    Stick a couple of broiled lobster tails in those holes and you'll have some fine dining!

    -3
    • hayleybear February 25, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem another few more bbc`s and then you have fine dining munching on them

      +1
  • strokerace February 24, 2017

    I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!

    +1
  • u-n-i-verse-al February 24, 2017

    This is why the grilled cheese tasted like shit.

    +4
  • picklehiesner February 24, 2017

    Stick your corn cob in for easy buttering

    +6
  • erndiesel February 24, 2017

    I got a tiny dick. One spray of Pam and im ready to go.

    +6
  • mordecai February 24, 2017

    "hey mom, this toast tastes sooo shitty"

    +4
  • vi11@in February 24, 2017

    That can't be good for her cholesterol.

    +3
  • airsporter February 25, 2017

    Ghee-whizz!

    -3
    • airsporter February 26, 2017

      @airsporter Maybe you just dont get thick cunts.

      -3
  • fatlarry February 25, 2017

    he really buttered he up

    +4
  • ptsd33 February 27, 2017

    She needed to wash her ass before the dirty dick and butter.

    +0
  • rockinron March 5, 2017

    fuck that, i'd rather butter her muffin!!

    +0
 
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