3 THINGS THAT NEVER BELONG IN A GIRL'S ASS

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  • luvthick March 1, 2017

    Whatever happened to "Keep your holes Tight & Clean!"???

    +11 -4
  • luvthick March 1, 2017

    Just another future ER patient for the Doc who spent 12 years of his life in school for this.

    +12 -4
  • ouch March 1, 2017

    This bitch gave me to many ideas for a wics intro and I'm back home from Hamo for the next 12 days with nothing better to do lol

    Get ready for it bitches

    +9 -2
    • hayleybear March 1, 2017

      @ouch you rang!

      +5 -4
      • ouch March 1, 2017

        @hayleybear ring ring I think her ring rang wrong

        +5 -1
        • hayleybear March 1, 2017

          @ouch she stole me drill! how low is that?

          +5 -2
    • luvthick March 1, 2017

      @ouch Damn! How much PTO do you get?

      +7 -5
      • ouch March 1, 2017

        @luvthick PTO? I assume you mean holidays? I am taking 26 days off total but only used 15 work days :) I have another 2 weeks banked as well. I go back to work on Sunday the 12th of March 12/03/2017 as we say but I think you say 03/12/2017 which is ass-backwards if you ask me :) Day Month Year which is in order, why Month Day Year? weirdos lol

        +5 -2
        • luvthick March 1, 2017

          @ouch PTO = Paid Time Off... I think you reversed the way you say the date.

          IDK - Maybe the way we say it, Not using the metric system and driving on the right side of the road is really just a giant middle finger from the US to the UK... What an awesome love hate relationship we have going ;-)

          +7 -2
          • ouch March 1, 2017

            @luvthick I love my cousin DERPS!

            +4 -1
        • happyjack March 1, 2017

          @ouch @luvthick we might be out of touch on some things but we have the date thing right.....if someone were to ask you when's your birthday you would say "March 12th 2017" not the "the 12th day of March 2017"

          +6 -1
          • ouch March 1, 2017

            @happyjack we would say in my case 21st October not October 21st

            +4 -0
          • luvthick March 1, 2017

            @happyjack Yup. I spent a year in England and I remember being reprimanded in school for not writing the Day, Month, then Year... The US format just flows better.

            @The Neg Children, it's really not a big deal.

            +6 -1
            • ouch March 2, 2017

              @luvthick I will fix ya negs

              +5 -0
  • james511969 March 1, 2017

    She's a little too into sports.

    +4 -1
    • hayleybear March 1, 2017

      @james511969....she asked me to piss on her? sorry water sports is a no no ?

      +4 -3
  • hayleybear March 1, 2017

    double split?

    +7 -2
    • underpants March 1, 2017

      @hayleybear nicely done +

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  • underpants March 1, 2017

    STRIKE!

    +5 -3
  • eyeh8dumbasses March 1, 2017

    That's my kind of nasty whore

    +5 -1
  • astrozorro March 1, 2017

    Well, if I were to try to please this chick. I would fail.

    +3 -1
  • twisted1701 March 1, 2017

    I can see hayleybear is upping is game

    +1 -5
    • hayleybear March 1, 2017

      @twisted1701 same old story!

      +3 -2
  • zykario March 1, 2017

    She really loves sports

    +5 -1
  • putrifaction March 1, 2017

    The only time I want a woman involved in sports is when she brings me a sandwich at halftime.

    +2 -6
  • rdrswn3 March 1, 2017

    she could run around the bases with me

    +5 -1
  • sexmaster March 1, 2017

    The Wide World of Sports is back.

    +5 -1
  • darksider803 March 1, 2017

    I am strangely turned on rite now!!!!!!

    +5 -1
  • Cory H. March 1, 2017

    I'll admit it. I'm not enough man for her.

    +8 -1
    • eyeh8dumbasses March 1, 2017

      @Cory H. That's what your fist or fists are for.

      +5 -1
  • stevenkk March 1, 2017

    I know her , she's @alwaysaproblems wife !!

    +8 -1
    • hayleybear March 1, 2017

      @stevenkk agreed.......+

      +4 -3
    • alwaysaproblem March 1, 2017

      @stevenkk ONLY your Mom has talent like that!

      +1 -6
  • picklehiesner March 1, 2017

    Robbie could park a truck in that ass

    +6 -1
    • truckingman March 1, 2017

      Picklehiesner there is a possibility of two semi parked side by side fitting in her anus.

      +7 -1
  • whobe March 1, 2017

    Bet she started out with little Army men and worked her way up.

    +4 -2
    • felterupgood March 1, 2017

      @whobe

      I always wondered how people started out and the goals they had when I see them shoving large and strange things in their assholes

      +2 -0
  • doc_ock March 1, 2017

    Some girls can never be satisfied no matter what

    +4 -1
  • doc_ock March 1, 2017

    She Must have been listening to the beastie boys on the last trick

    +4 -1
  • fatlarry March 1, 2017

    I almost feel sorry for her pussy and ass, jeezuz everything but the kitchen sink

    +4 -1
    • alwaysaproblem March 1, 2017

      @fatlarry It's already in there!

      +0 -4
    • doc_ock March 1, 2017

      @fatlarry she is the kitchen sink

      +3 -1
  • ob1 March 1, 2017

    Still would.

    +5 -1
  • freddykrueger March 1, 2017

    a bat in the ass has been used as a verbal threat for years...

    +5 -1
  • 1bigbone March 1, 2017

    No need trying to bang this nut case

    +4 -1
  • truckingman March 1, 2017

    CONFUSED AS MF" HELL, ........................

    +4 -1
  • sarge07 March 1, 2017

    As the fonder of the Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Power Tools (SFTPOCTPT for short), I say the woman needs professional help

    +6 -1
  • workingfortheweekend March 1, 2017

    BAT GIRL!!!!

    +5 -1
  • vi11@in March 1, 2017

    Oh yeah this hot, a woman who destroys 2 of 3 holes. She might as will sharpen her teeth to be completely useless.

    +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem March 1, 2017

    She'd make a good shoplifter!

    +1 -4
  • alwaysaproblem March 1, 2017

    All she'd have to do is pull a keg of ice cold beer out of one of those holes and I would marry her!

    +2 -4
  • thor156 March 1, 2017

    She can take care of my 7-10 split anytime

    +5 -1
  • alwaysaproblem March 1, 2017

    She must shit like a cow!

    +1 -5
  • alwaysaproblem March 1, 2017

    I would be glad to help her! What she needs is a compressor and a generator!

    +2 -4
    • stevenkk March 3, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem and you need a men and a life

      +0 -0
  • h-town71 March 1, 2017

    Finally found my missing bowling pin.

    +5 -1
  • caja88 March 1, 2017

    I bet she's really "shitty" at home repairs and batting cages!

    +5 -1
  • runforestrun March 2, 2017

    I'm going hiking for a week..could you those wore out holes to stuff my gear in

    +5 -1
  • qwertytfc March 2, 2017

    I'd fuck her

    +5 -1
  • wilbur75 March 3, 2017

    I came back to this video just to read the comments hahah whores these days

    +0 -0
  • dizeer March 12, 2017

    I AM IN LOVE WITH HER

    +0 -0
 
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