CORVETTE VS. GOLF CART: PLACE YOUR BETS

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  • darksider803 March 15, 2017

    I want that fucking golf cart.....

    +6 -3
  • vi11@in March 15, 2017

    I'd take the vette. It may be slower but it still get me laid.

    +15 -3
    • luvthick March 15, 2017

      @vi11@in Now there's a thinking Man. +1

      ;-)

      +10 -4
      • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

        @luvthick Sometimes slower is better. Cant impress a female if you blow your octane too quick

        +3 -3
    • digupskulls March 15, 2017

      @vi11@in Corvettes are like hemorrhoids, Every asshole has one.

      +2 -1
  • boobles March 15, 2017

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    +4 -2
  • zykario March 15, 2017

    With this cart you go to the 3rd hole and finish in the 12th

    +4 -1
  • toreal March 15, 2017

    The Corvette owner is going to cry on his way home.

    +2 -8
    • prolurkercrazy March 15, 2017

      @toreal then get laid. Golf cart dude is just going home to polish his shifter.

      +6 -1
      • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Actually from watching CS all this time, I'm sure he would have no problem getting laid either.

        +1 -3
  • pizzapie March 15, 2017

    It's all fun and games till that thing starts flipping down the track.

    +5 -1
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @pizzapie That makes it funner

      +2 -3
  • cellule March 15, 2017

    It's all about who needs more to go to the bathroom.

    +3 -1
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @cellule Then go cart guy got a turtle head poking out

      +1 -3
  • slayersanta666 March 15, 2017

    an emberassment to chevys everywhere.......

    +3 -2
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @slayersanta666 " I lost in my chevy and that's not alright with me!!"

      +1 -3
  • kingbigballs March 15, 2017

    I've seen 20 year old Dodge diesels beat new corvettes on the track granted the 1ton truck had 2 turbos, propane injection and 1,400 hp

    +2 -2
  • happyjack March 15, 2017

    I've never actually been to a drag race, but if I did, I would want the cars to be going the other way down the track. Shit is all backwards.

    +4 -2
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @happyjack And play chicken

      +2 -3
  • vivalamigra March 15, 2017

    My money was on the cart. GM sucks.

    +2 -2
    • zmolez March 15, 2017

      @vivalamigra I'll bet my gm will smoke whatever crap you got

      +2 -1
  • zmolez March 15, 2017

    That's awesome! I've seen golf cart drags at the Strip but none with a crotch rocket engine in it,badass...

    +3 -1
  • hayleybear March 15, 2017

    I wanna do this to my mums mobility scooter

    +2 -2
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @hayleybear That would be manslaughter

      +1 -3
      • hayleybear March 16, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 i didn`t say i was putting her in it?

        +1 -1
  • redpig March 15, 2017

    Quickest 9 holes ever

    +3 -1
  • airsporter March 15, 2017

    In a way we are comparing Apples and Pears here.

    So Look I can afford to go Drag racing -

    The Golf Cart driver is a cheat and should be disqualified as he is not wearing Rupert Bear trousers and a white flat cap.

    The Corvette driver or whatever it is did some good pre -race planning by putting the fatarse GFthe other side of the chainlink - He wouldent have accelerated over the line as we speak.

    +0 -5
    • hayleybear March 16, 2017

      @airsporter a northern slag trying to be a cockney? (ffs man) as they say up north.........you shitting me

      +1 -1
  • alwaysaproblem March 15, 2017

    Fuck the race. I want the blond with the black pants and purple top!

    +1 -4
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem You can always do both

      +1 -4
      • alwaysaproblem March 15, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 Good point but the blond "cums" first! +

        +1 -4
        • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem Ohp!! your about to shoot your oil all over her rear bumper!!

          +1 -5
  • dozer67 March 15, 2017

    That golf cart needs a cool paint job ...

    +3 -1
  • truckingman March 15, 2017

    I chose the golf cart Bitchess!!! I wonder what type of horse power the owner installed under the MF" Golf Cart?

    +2 -1
  • doc_ock March 15, 2017

    When will rednecks learn, golf carts and RZR,s are not cars

    +3 -1
  • caja88 March 15, 2017

    I'd actually play the dumbass game if the carts were like this.

    +4 -1
 
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