MESS WITH A CROCODILE, GET THE TEETH (DISFIGUREMENT)

70 Comments
  • twisted1701 March 15, 2017

    Must of been those Micheal Jackson pants and shoes

    +7 -4
    • lonniems March 15, 2017

      @twisted1701 he didn`t have the matching glove thats why

      +5 -2
      • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

        @lonniems and he didn't do the mikey balls grab spin

        +1 -3
  • stevenkk March 15, 2017

    I hope he's got trumpcare .

    +10 -2
    • luvthick March 15, 2017

      @stevenkk lol! That's mean! You know that means he's going to have trade in like 15 new iPhones for the initial procedure. +1

      +8 -4
      • james511969 March 15, 2017

        @luvthick right? #choices.

        +7 -2
        • prolurkercrazy March 15, 2017

          @james511969 AND @luvthick +'s gentleman! Well played!

          +6 -2
      • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

        @luvthick and donate a kidney

        +2 -3
    • johnnyjones March 15, 2017

      Hilarious +1

      +4 -1
    • prolurkercrazy March 15, 2017

      @stevenkk sorry I just realized that I forgot to +1 you also! No disrespect intended..

      +5 -1
      • alwaysaproblem March 15, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy Your ticket is definitely in the mail!

        +1 -5
      • stevenkk March 15, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy it's no problemo buddy of mine , it is nice to receive +'s and share a point of view , but I'm not gonna go Psycho like alwaysapedophile in case I don't get a +.cheers

        +4 -2
        • alwaysaproblem March 15, 2017

          @stevenkk Can't come up with anything original. It's OK, you can use my stuff, haleytownfool!

          +0 -7
          • hayleybear March 16, 2017

            @alwaysajaffa - hopefully you will get another gaycation soon won`t be long

            +2 -1
            • alwaysaproblem March 16, 2017

              @hayleybear Weren't you warned to NOT comment on any of my posts?

              +0 -2
  • GrimmWilder March 15, 2017

    Growing up in Florida i learned there are some animals you just don't fuck around with,.,.,.,..,

    +8 -1
    • lonniems March 15, 2017

      @bucknuts gators, spiders, and snakes.

      +4 -1
    • cellule March 15, 2017

      @bucknuts ..and redheads?

      +6 -1
    • underpants March 15, 2017

      @bucknuts unfortunately this guy didn't know crocodiles are reptiles.

      +2 -2
      • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

        @underpants I think he was getting paid. he didn't giva a shit

        +1 -3
  • prolurkercrazy March 15, 2017

    Ouch!

    +5 -1
  • grandpubavon March 15, 2017

    Now the poor croc probably has aids cuz you wanted to fuck with him.

    +6 -1
  • maxm60 March 15, 2017

    Walk it off. The show must go on!

    +5 -1
  • peaks March 15, 2017

    "Everybody CLAP YOUR HANDS"!!

    +5 -1
  • jimsacunt March 15, 2017

    Good you cunt

    +4 -1
  • luvthick March 15, 2017

    "Ouch International"

    Damn dude! you blowing up! You just have to pass on that arm down the crocodiles throat trick.

    +6 -2
  • handsomedevil March 15, 2017

    croc must of got tired of eating meat and decided for something more fruity.

    +5 -4
  • vi11@in March 15, 2017

    Why must people fuck with nature. There's a good reason why our ancestors civilized , to get away from shit like that.

    +9 -1
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @vi11@in my friend there is a creature out there that all bow down too.....money

      +1 -3
  • boobles March 15, 2017

    Use animals for entertainment, you deserve what you get...

    +10 -1
  • james511969 March 15, 2017

    What a crock of shit.

    +6 -1
  • james511969 March 15, 2017

    Maybe he was looking for snapper?

    +4 -2
  • johnnyjones March 15, 2017

    Ripped that lower jaw off like a snacky cake....

    +3 -1
  • putrifaction March 15, 2017

    It'll be hungry again in an hour.

    +3 -4
    • bigsmokey86 March 15, 2017

      @putrifaction so I guess feed it the rest of the guy

      +1 -3
  • jackstash March 15, 2017

    I MISSED IT, DO IT AGAIN

    +5 -1
  • jewman March 15, 2017

    yup they are speaking Australian ouch translate please

    +5 -2
    • mookie492 March 15, 2017

      @jewman, "Australian ouch" or "Australian, ouch"? Big difference.

      +3 -2
      • jewman March 15, 2017

        @mookie492 sorry i is illiterate

        +3 -1
        • mookie492 March 15, 2017

          @jewman , I'm not busting your balls. You seem to be a cool dude yet people give you a lot of shit. Fuck em!

          +3 -1
          • hayleybear March 16, 2017

            @mookie492 fuck not me I think jewman is 1 funny fucker

            +1 -1
  • lonniems March 15, 2017

    enjoy the scars dumb ass

    +4 -1
  • cellule March 15, 2017

    When even a croc thinks you don't taste good, you really need a shower.

    +3 -1
  • cptnpinkbeard March 15, 2017

    haha god punished u

    +3 -1
  • redpig March 15, 2017

    That'll teach ya, fuck yeah

    +3 -1
  • vivalamigra March 15, 2017

    He had a taste for Asian Fusion.

    +2 -1
  • hayleybear March 15, 2017

    his face rings a bell

    +1 -2
  • james511969 March 15, 2017

    I see many things wrong here.

    First of all, they're playing gay music.

    Second you see a guy rubbing his crock. Then you see the guy in tights lean in to start kissing that crock.

    Gay!

    +5 -1
    • munkynugs May 1, 2017

      @james511969 better song to play woulda been godsmack's "faceless". heh

      +0 -0
  • alwaysaproblem March 15, 2017

    Good show. Too bad there will only be ONE performance. And, why was the other guy jerking the croc off!

    +0 -4
  • fatlarry March 15, 2017

    ha ha ha fuckin idiot

    +3 -1
  • ob1 March 15, 2017

    The cameraman is nearly as retarded as the crocodile fiddler. Not one good shot of his fuck up face.

    +2 -1
  • redrocker March 15, 2017

    next time stick your dick in its mouth.

    +4 -1
  • houndog35 March 15, 2017

    MMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!

    TASTE LIKE TWAIN CHICKEN !!!!!!!

    +3 -1
  • cruiserman March 15, 2017

    Another fucking retarded idiot.

    +2 -1
    • hayleybear March 16, 2017

      @cruiserman I disagree as alwaysadrunk comes first

      +1 -1
  • truckingman March 15, 2017

    Crocodile can have a MF" Bite Force of 5,000 lbf (22,000 N); also, the tongues of Crocodylia species are very sensitive to touch. If a tiny drop of sweat touches the tongue of a crocodylia, the said crocodylia will MF" Slam Its' Jaws Shut in a second.

    +2 -1
  • picklehiesner March 15, 2017

    Wanted: Animal trainers assistant. Must be good with animals. Alligator experience a plus. Position available immediately

    +3 -1
  • mordecai March 15, 2017

    if you tought your job sucks try sticking your head in alligators' mouths for a living....

    +3 -1
  • What a smart individual

    +1 -3
  • oathbreaker March 15, 2017

    If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times...."you deserve that"

    +3 -1
  • erndiesel March 16, 2017

    Dumb fucking crocodile, he is only gonna be hungry an hour later

    +4 -1
  • jonny87 March 16, 2017

    Hahahahahahaha I could listen to that scream all year

    +0 -0
  • akbar_snackbar March 17, 2017

    Serves him right. Don't fuck with animals who can easily chop your face off!

    +0 -0
  • rockinron March 23, 2017

    play stupid games and win stupid prizes

    +0 -0
 
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