IF MY DICK WAS THIS BIG, I WOULDN'T WEAR PANTS EITHER

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  • zykario March 30, 2017

    Come and see the human tripod

    +7 -4
    • daveoconnor4747 March 30, 2017

      @zykario ahahha

      +3 -2
    • maddog123 March 30, 2017

      White women's dream!!!!!

      +5 -0
      • strokerace March 31, 2017

        @maddog123 you know you would hold that bbc in your mouth until the swelling went down.

        +1 -2
        • maddog123 April 1, 2017

          @strokerace I've had tooth aches so bad I would hold three black cocks in my mouth if I thought for a second it would ease the pain!!!

          +0 -0
          • moneyman96 April 13, 2017

            @maddog123 dude....that was gay!

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      • baddogonline October 1, 2017

        @maddog123 A dusty nigger with no education, no job, no bath, and no clothes. Yea, he's real dreamy.

        +0 -0
    • junkhunter April 25, 2017

      @zykario Did you say human?

      +0 -0
  • airsporter March 30, 2017

    It is and I don't.

    +2 -4
  • dizeer March 30, 2017

    yeah my clothes got stolen when I was at your moms house.

    +8 -3
    • mordecai March 30, 2017

      @dizeer must have been the dog, he usually does that when he gets jealous of mom using the strap on on someone else!

      +2 -2
  • im not mexican March 30, 2017

    Such a waste

    +3 -3
  • luvthick March 30, 2017

    I think Whobe refreshed this page a 1000 times.

    +9 -5
    • james511969 March 30, 2017

      @luvthick stop submitting stuff like this as your own !

      +7 -5
    • happyjack March 30, 2017

      @luvthick what ever happened to whobe did he bite the dust?

      +4 -1
      • treehouse21 March 30, 2017

        @happyjack He stopped posting because he's skeered of being negged.

        +3 -3
        • maddog123 March 30, 2017

          @treehouse21 want to introduce us to your boyfriend here????

          +2 -2
        • happyjack March 30, 2017

          @treehouse21 oohh scary lol

          +4 -1
      • rockinron March 31, 2017

        @happyjack what ever happened to sbohica?

        +1 -0
  • sexmaster March 30, 2017

    I'll bet his wallet size is very small. That's what really counts.

    +3 -2
  • mclovin510 March 30, 2017

    If he ever got an erection he'd pass out.

    +11 -2
    • h-town71 March 30, 2017

      @mclovin510 now that right there is some funny shit.... LOL

      +2 -1
  • underpants March 30, 2017

    What a fucking dick!

    +5 -1
  • runforestrun March 30, 2017

    Sound should be.....Swing low, sweet chariot

    +7 -1
    • sarge07 March 30, 2017

      @runforestrun , or "And along came schlong"?

      +1 -1
  • GrimmWilder March 30, 2017

    Is that whats called the Mandingo walk?

    +1 -2
    • Cory H. March 30, 2017

      @bucknuts, They say staring at a computer monitor for hours is bad for your health.

      +8 -1
      • maddog123 March 30, 2017

        @Cory H. Stop staring!!!

        +1 -4
      • GrimmWilder April 1, 2017

        @Cory H. ....HA!, i just noticed this comment........you fucker,.,.

        +2 -0
  • picklehiesner March 30, 2017

    Why is there a baby's arm where his dick should be ?

    +4 -1
    • GrimmWilder March 30, 2017

      @picklehiesner looks more like a baby's leg.,.,.

      +2 -2
  • jewman March 30, 2017

    he probably got stung by one of them south american ants, wasps, and/or giant bird eating spiders. clothes would be painful

    +3 -2
  • cellule March 30, 2017

    He's in charge of stray holy-cows.

    +2 -1
  • eat at joes March 30, 2017

    I guess the term all dick and no brains applies here.

    +5 -1
  • peaks March 30, 2017

    "Wouldn't wear pants"?

    More like Can't wear pants.

    +3 -1
  • sarge07 March 30, 2017

    He's giving birth to a baby elephant, and he's showin the trunk

    +1 -1
  • redrocker March 30, 2017

    nonsense you only have more reason to wear pants if you can use your own dick as a belt.

    +2 -1
  • stevenkk March 30, 2017

    Only in Brasil

    +3 -1
  • jonny87 March 30, 2017

    Aids pipe

    +1 -6
    • treehouse21 March 30, 2017

      @jonny87 Is that what you named your asshole?

      +8 -2
      • happyjack March 30, 2017

        @treehouse21 lol

        +5 -2
      • peaks March 31, 2017

        @treehouse21 BWAHAHAHA!

        Reply of the month right there.

        +4 -1
  • truckingman March 30, 2017

    truckingmanMarch 30, 2017

    I wouold advise this nude gentleman to wear a loincloth to protect his penis and the innocence of children.

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  • workingfortheweekend March 30, 2017

    PCP is one hell of a drug

    +4 -1
  • dozer67 March 30, 2017

    Lucky fuck can't be homeless , with a money maker like that.....

    +4 -1
  • smellthis March 30, 2017

    That must be Craig's daddy talking about his Johnson swingin back and forth.. Rancho Cuca Munga!

    +2 -1
  • slopeass4 March 31, 2017

    Fuck, I want to suck it

    +2 -1
    • luvthick March 31, 2017

      @slopeass4 Are you Male or Female?

      +3 -2
  • fatlarry March 31, 2017

    turn you fuckin signal off

    +1 -0
  • rockinron March 31, 2017

    he's just out trolling for some trim.

    +1 -0
  • gonedorrea April 1, 2017

    Early stage elephantiasis by the look of it; asymmetrical and swollen. Likely inflammation due to flukes or worms of some sort. Check back in 5 years and it will be ten times as big, although often the dong recedes into the scrote flesh mass by that time.

    +1 -0
  • seamorebuts April 4, 2017

    Wtf is he feeding that thing

    +1 -0
  • crazyshitisgay May 6, 2017

    Looks like mine................When it's bent in half....

    +0 -0
  • dgpnca June 15, 2017

    He should come to America and be a porn star!

    +1 -0
  • frank n. stein August 10, 2017

    If you've got it, flaunt it!

    That thing is fuckin H-U-G-E!!!

    +0 -0
 
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