1 THING YOU NEVER WANT UP YOUR ASS: A ROCKET

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  • airsporter April 6, 2017

    Now thats what I call a Spring Break firework prank!

    +3 -2
  • twofords April 6, 2017

    Isnt it demeaning and embarrassing for a gay to go to the hospital so some doctor can remove an object that his boyfriend shoved up his ass?

    At least if this guy got thrown off a roof he could just laugh and fly away...so long...suckers!!!

    +2 -3
  • redpig April 6, 2017

    Poor bastard

    +2 -1
  • luvthick April 6, 2017

    Holy Shit!

    +2 -4
  • big_daddy305 April 6, 2017

    Pocket Rocket misinterpreted.

    +4 -3
  • vivalamigra April 6, 2017

    Return for deposit.

    +2 -2
  • james511969 April 6, 2017

    Don't fart!

    +3 -3
  • james511969 April 6, 2017

    Is that a rectal projectile?

    +6 -3
    • bigsmokey86 April 6, 2017

      @james511969 LOL! yes James.

      +0 -2
  • james511969 April 6, 2017

    That shits the bomb!

    +7 -3
  • freddykrueger April 6, 2017

    the best they could do was cut it out of him...

    +1 -2
  • happyjack April 6, 2017

    I'm guessing he was probably lonely, on the outs with his goat or something.

    +3 -7
  • mr.voorhees April 6, 2017

    Arab version of the Rocketeer!

    http://img03.deviantart.net/896b/i/2011/310/e/e/rocketeer_by_isikol-d4fb243.jpg

    +2 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc April 6, 2017

    Made me think of Elton John song Rocket Man.

    Or was it the Irish gays Ben Dover and Phil McCavity

    +2 -2
  • mclovin510 April 6, 2017

    If the first hole doesn't work, create your own?

    +2 -2
  • breakfastblunt April 6, 2017

    They safely removed it, but unfortunately one of the nurses dropped it while taking videos of them dancing with it.

    +4 -2
  • thebutcher18 April 6, 2017

    He is a hero of war! Saved bis nen with his but from explosion. Great. Iron cross or something to him!!!

    +1 -2
  • rockinron April 6, 2017

    "is that a mortar?"..........if it was up your ass you'd know what it was!!!

    +3 -1
  • happyendings April 6, 2017

    Doc: "WTF? How did this happen?" (and thinking about an anal fetish)

    Patient: "Uuhhhmmm ... ... I only just wanted to sit down ... I promise"

    +3 -0
  • motorboatagoat April 6, 2017

    As soon as they remove it you can hear them all argue for who gets to take it home

    +3 -1
  • u-n-i-verse-al April 6, 2017

    Talk about blowing up the bathroom.

    +3 -2
  • ob1 April 6, 2017

    Never buy sex toys in a dark alley.

    +2 -2
  • sarge07 April 6, 2017

    That's a harsh prostate check.

    +1 -2
  • bigsmokey86 April 6, 2017

    A fucking RPG in the ass and the dude survives! How unreal is that?

    +3 -2
    • sarge07 April 6, 2017

      @bigsmokey86 FUCKIN unreal

      +0 -2
  • wolverinemac5 April 6, 2017

    Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

    +1 -2
  • hatchetface April 9, 2017

    Why can't people just stick to anal beads

    +2 -0
 
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