Hopefully he'll only wake up with a headache and not wondering why his ass hurts
Melon to the melon.
I've seen a drunk try and bust a cocunut over another drunks head and almost killed the fucker in a coma for about a month...this melon thing ain't shit!
@maddog123, That's crazy. Coconuts are harder than wood.
@Cory H. Southern folks on moon shine and meth well there should be a law against it here but there not so its the norm in back woods Georgia!!!
Oh yeah boy!!!
@maddog123 @maddog123 You are right that is a young coconut and they are really hard. Had fun once in Puerto Rico driving a hire car over a coconut to try to break it (coconut not the car) - didn't work. My kids thought it way great fun though.
There's Suicied...Autocide....Genocide and even Linguicide ....but no death by melon.,.,.,.
If you try the same thing with the pointed side of an egg, it will not break.
Yay! Aneurysms are fun!!
Oops I grabbed a coconut instead.
Dead by Melon.
Eat the Murder weapon --- No case to answer!
I guess he is king now.
Cantaloupes are hard to MF" CRACK?
@truckingman he mayhaps put dry concrete in it night before,.,.,.
What's up my bitches? Evidently not everyone loves Raymond! Peace!!
FUCKING IDIOT ,THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM
That was a Honey-Dew Melon Dammmmm