MELON TO THE HEAD

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kungfubeaner
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Hopefully he'll only wake up with a headache and not wondering why his ass hurts

18 Comments
  • james511969 April 8, 2017

    Melon to the melon.

    +8 -2
  • maddog123 April 8, 2017

    I've seen a drunk try and bust a cocunut over another drunks head and almost killed the fucker in a coma for about a month...this melon thing ain't shit!

    +10 -1
    • Cory H. April 8, 2017

      @maddog123, That's crazy. Coconuts are harder than wood.

      +4 -4
      • maddog123 April 8, 2017

        @Cory H. Southern folks on moon shine and meth well there should be a law against it here but there not so its the norm in back woods Georgia!!!

        Oh yeah boy!!!

        +5 -1
    • rouge_et_blanc April 10, 2017

      @maddog123 @maddog123 You are right that is a young coconut and they are really hard. Had fun once in Puerto Rico driving a hire car over a coconut to try to break it (coconut not the car) - didn't work. My kids thought it way great fun though.

      +1 -0
  • GrimmWilder April 8, 2017

    There's Suicied...Autocide....Genocide and even Linguicide ....but no death by melon.,.,.,.

    +4 -3
  • big_daddy305 April 8, 2017

    If you try the same thing with the pointed side of an egg, it will not break.

    +4 -2
  • bigsmokey86 April 8, 2017

    Yay! Aneurysms are fun!!

    +3 -2
  • sealex April 8, 2017

    Oops I grabbed a coconut instead.

    +3 -2
  • mr.voorhees April 8, 2017

    Dead by Melon.

    -R.I.P.-

    +4 -0
  • airsporter April 8, 2017

    Eat the Murder weapon --- No case to answer!

    +4 -2
  • vivalamigra April 8, 2017

    I guess he is king now.

    +2 -2
  • truckingman April 8, 2017

    Cantaloupes are hard to MF" CRACK?

    +4 -0
    • GrimmWilder April 9, 2017

      @truckingman he mayhaps put dry concrete in it night before,.,.,.

      +2 -2
  • sarge07 April 9, 2017

    Dumbass

    +1 -2
  • wisconsinjed April 9, 2017

    What's up my bitches? Evidently not everyone loves Raymond! Peace!!

    +2 -3
  • robbobertson April 22, 2017

    FUCKING IDIOT ,THAT COULD HAVE KILLED HIM

    +0 -0
  • johnny592807 May 8, 2017

    That was a Honey-Dew Melon Dammmmm

    +0 -0
 
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