HOW THE MARRIAGE ENDED

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kungfubeaner
107,801 Views 3 months ago

I don't think he'll be getting any, any time soon

46 Comments
  • whobe April 9, 2017

    Wonder what speed that works best on.

    +3 -2
    • felterupgood April 10, 2017

      @whobe

      I would turn it on high.. if it's not fast enough it will probably overtake the source too

      +0 -3
    • noihavetosaythis April 15, 2017

      @whobe no no no wrong thinking . . I WONDER: how much money I could make with a fan that is branded the: incredible fart-transporting-machine for 99,99$ (+ shipping)

      +0 -0
      • noihavetosaythis April 15, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis . . my testfarts are included in the box.

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      • joat_amos April 17, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis Calm down Jim Jones.

        +0 -0
  • underpants April 9, 2017

    White people bees nasty!!!

    +7 -6
    • mr.voorhees April 12, 2017

      @underpants Da niggaz work diligent 4 ya.

      +0 -0
  • redpig April 9, 2017

    Good one, I'm gonna try that

    +5 -0
  • smellthis April 9, 2017

    Where was @toreal to suck the fart out of his asshole?

    +5 -5
    • sarge07 April 9, 2017

      @smellthis, that's jonny87's job.

      +6 -2
  • sirfartsalot April 9, 2017

    Ah the joys of being married.

    +6 -2
  • airsporter April 9, 2017

    Don't you you just want to smack arseholes with meaningless tattoos before they even start sillyness?

    Just to save time!

    +4 -3
    • sarge07 April 9, 2017

      @airsporter, that would be just as funny, LOL

      +1 -2
  • darksider803 April 9, 2017

    My girl would just run away. LOL

    +3 -2
  • hatchetface April 9, 2017

    BEST IDEA EVER.

    +3 -2
  • GrimmWilder April 9, 2017

    Awww'Man, that's God'Damned nasty an funny all at same time.,.,.

    +3 -2
  • whitechristian April 9, 2017

    Male pussy fart.

    +5 -1
    • sarge07 April 9, 2017

      @whitechristian , manqueef

      +3 -2
  • sarge07 April 9, 2017

    Disgusting troll, HAHAHHA!!

    +1 -3
  • twofords April 9, 2017

    What an asshole...but I laughed.

    +4 -2
  • twisted1701 April 9, 2017

    That's the exact sound it makes when jonny87 opens his mouth.

    +8 -2
    • sarge07 April 9, 2017

      @twisted1701, LOL

      +4 -2
    • bigsmokey86 April 9, 2017

      @twisted1701 And his mouth smells like it too.

      +5 -2
  • mordecai April 9, 2017

    next time drop a wet one and give her the freckles!

    +5 -2
  • truckingman April 9, 2017

    Why do people have to be ASSHOLIC SHITS about fartting on or around other people as a joke?

    +5 -5
    • sarge07 April 10, 2017

      @truckingman, because I have a warped sense of humor? I still laugh at the chimp turd on granny's nose, and the gym idiot that turned himself into a human taco.

      +4 -2
  • fatlarry April 9, 2017

    gotta let that bitch know where she stands

    +3 -2
  • stenchfart April 9, 2017

    real men think farts are funny ..thats why

    +7 -2
    • joat_amos April 17, 2017

      @stenchfart Real men are not fucking idiots like that.

      +0 -1
  • j2ds22 April 9, 2017

    My man lol

    +2 -2
  • leadsinger April 9, 2017

    That' s called the Jet Stream. It's like crop dusting but a focused blast rather than an ambient cloud.

    +6 -2
  • treehouse21 April 9, 2017

    Hell, my dog does that to me all the time!

    +5 -2
    • maddog123 April 11, 2017

      @treehouse21 no no I'm not going to say it!!!

      +3 -1
  • peaks April 10, 2017

    Mommy, Daddy?

    Meet my new boyfriend,

    smfh

    +2 -2
  • john72 April 10, 2017

    The best Australia has to offer lol.

    +3 -2
  • freddykrueger April 10, 2017

    what a gross fucker!

    +2 -2
  • vivalamigra April 10, 2017

    Why are there no "shit hitting the fan" remarks?

    +3 -3
    • redpig April 10, 2017

      @vivalamigra would you like one?

      +3 -3
      • vivalamigra April 11, 2017

        @redpig That would be a "two", and yes thank you.

        +1 -1
  • mr.voorhees April 10, 2017

    A little bit diarrhea would round the action up.

    +4 -1
  • zmolez April 10, 2017

    So that's what they meant by a fart In the wind...

    +4 -2
  • stinkyuser April 10, 2017

    She loved his cock last night . It's over.

    +1 -3
  • rockinron April 12, 2017

    been there done that and most likely will again!!

    +1 -0
  • mr.voorhees April 12, 2017

    Male type of asshole, which means can allow everything.

    Wish u nice marriage holidays in Thailand and a great divorce back in USA, dickhead.

    +2 -0
  • sniperfox May 12, 2017

    That's how you get the wife out of bed to do your breakfast

    +1 -0
  • moejoe July 18, 2017

    BUUUWAAAAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAAHAHAHA

    +0 -0
 
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