NOT THE 'RIDE' THIS GIRL WAS EXPECTING

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  • Cory H. April 11, 2017

    Don't everyone try to help at once.

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    • ouch April 11, 2017

      @Cory H. should just let it end on it's own... less to go wrong

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      • noihavetosaythis April 15, 2017

        @ouch a little wind could swing her in the the pointy metall bar on the side.

        I dont get why people trust Macho-Fuckheads with loud music on their vacation but are very anxious about the bacterias in their drinkingwater when at home.

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  • im not mexican April 11, 2017

    A bit more down and dies

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  • vi11@in April 11, 2017

    I know who's underwear is full.

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  • rouge_et_blanc April 11, 2017

    I like the guy who tried to pull her arm off

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  • airsporter April 11, 2017

    Someone was awake at Trigonometry School.

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  • happyjack April 11, 2017

    "Who's next? Tickets please"

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    • freddykrueger April 11, 2017

      @happyjack...LOL +1

      (they gave her a free pass for next time) you're my #1 customer!

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    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @happyjack, hold my beer; watch this

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  • vivalamigra April 11, 2017

    Never get on a ride where the operator does not speak English.

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    • happyjack April 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra the language doesn't bother me as much as their tooth to ticket ratio. If the operator has the same amount of teeth as the required tickets to ride, I'm not going.

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      • vivalamigra April 12, 2017

        @happyjack Well we give 100% free medical, dental, and vision care to all illegals and their kids so yeah, they have nice choppers.

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  • redpig April 11, 2017

    shit flung far and wide

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  • fatlarry April 11, 2017

    I bet that was her first taste of piss and shit dripping off her face

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  • kingbigballs April 11, 2017

    I went on a ride like that in Reno but I didn't fall out

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  • darksider803 April 11, 2017

    And what do you say to the next person in line?????

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  • motorboatagoat April 11, 2017

    Husband sounds upset when he realizes his wife's "accident" didn't go as planned

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    • wolverinemac5 April 12, 2017

      @motorboatagoat Ha ha ha +1, He had such high hopes when she asked to ride the "Upside Down Head Banger" ride!

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  • whobe April 11, 2017

    Show off!

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  • ruthlessio April 11, 2017

    Thankfully captain dipshits hand-eye coordination wasn't on point

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  • doondah April 11, 2017

    Build the fucking wall so mexican ride regulations dont venture into the US.

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    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @doondah, you find these "zip lines" at most county fairs these days.

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  • truckingman April 11, 2017

    Mike in what part of the world was this amusement park swing location?

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  • grhman April 11, 2017

    Wow another idiot with the camera

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  • sarge07 April 11, 2017

    And me without my lasso.

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  • deadpen April 11, 2017

    So you can hear the music, WHY would you trust that there is anyone their who knows what the fuck they are doing? Especially to the point that they made a safe ride.

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  • hatchetface April 11, 2017

    No boobs or gore. Scary sure but still.

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  • 72jayd April 12, 2017

    What kind of rid is this?

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    • sarge07 April 12, 2017

      @72jayd, it's called a zip line

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  • mast chef 215 April 12, 2017

    omg that could of been real bad

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  • rockinron April 12, 2017

    i wonder if they gave her a free taco and bottle of tequila?

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  • oathbreaker April 13, 2017

    That's the last ride she'll have to pay for at that park...and she'll always get whatever seat she wants, anytime she wants

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  • blowsmoke April 21, 2017

    This is one girl that actually DESERVES to be on crazy shit that didn't actually die, get maimed, or broken and has literally gotten to re-find my 10 year old account just to write this message.

    The fact that she is on crazy shit, AND she SHOULD be dead..... and there is a VIDEO of this event in which she should've died is.... well it's a word that I dont' think exists..... ironical and coincidental and fitting and deserving all in one.

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  • frozenvodka June 28, 2017

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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