MEET YOUR NEW HERO: THE DOG SHIT CRUSADER

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  • Cory H. April 11, 2017

    I like this guy.

    +24 -3
    • strokerace April 11, 2017

      @Cory H. Yeah he seems like a pretty cool dude.

      +6 -2
      • joat_amos April 12, 2017

        @strokerace Real cool dude.

        +2 -0
    • noihavetosaythis April 15, 2017

      @Cory H. . . I don't. It's not his pavement. I think both are idiots.

      +1 -0
  • ouch April 11, 2017

    Woof

    +2 -3
  • im not mexican April 11, 2017

    Fuckable milf

    +7 -6
    • happyjack April 11, 2017

      @im not mexican +1 I saw that phat ass too

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      • dozer67 April 11, 2017

        @happyjack -1 to both of you nasty fucks she picked up dog shit bear handed and fucks a crack head..Black guys SMH

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        • happyjack April 11, 2017

          @dozer67 I didn't say I was gonna leave my wife and runaway to lick her fingers.

          +6 -2
    • joat_amos April 12, 2017

      @im not mexican That cunt looks like a 5 dollar whore with a 2.50 rebate. Her boyfriend looks like Smokey the crack head from PJs

      +3 -1
    • strokerace April 12, 2017

      @im not mexican You need to go get your eyes checked homie. Because a ugly toothless crack whore.

      +2 -0
    • vivalamigra April 12, 2017

      @im not mexican I like your profile name so much that I am giving you a +1 on every comment you make.

      +1 -3
  • vi11@in April 11, 2017

    Even though he didn't make her eat it this dude is my fucking hero.

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  • rouge_et_blanc April 11, 2017

    Asolutely shitty but right. Dogshit can carry up to 40 diseases. I would have smeared the dog shit on her fat ass. Not sure about the US but here there are stands along doggy walk routes that contain green plastic poopbags and bins to dispose of the crap. Antisocial bitch "oh it's only a chihuahua".

    +4 -2
    • 88siegheil April 11, 2017

      @rouge_et_blanc In UK there is a fine up to £1000 and you have to have your own bag.

      +3 -1
  • moneyman96 April 11, 2017

    He handled that like a straight pimp!!! My hero!! Next week when she comes back she will probably give him some pussy.

    +6 -2
  • airsporter April 11, 2017

    Good for him...Justified in shooting both bitches!

    +2 -2
  • freddykrueger April 11, 2017

    this was so awesome let's have a recap!

    ok so you need to pick it the fuck up!

    i don't think so i'm not picking it up!

    listen, you're gonna pick it up or i'm going to knock your junkie boyfriend the fuck out!

    you're gonna let him talk to me like that?

    he told you to pick it up!

    really?

    pick it the fuck up!

    oh my god this is crazy

    DO YOU HAVE A BAG?

    no pick it the fuck up!

    (bitch picks it up)

    uhhahhhhh

    christmas was over 4 months ago asshole!

    LIKE A BOSS!

    +8 -3
    • dozer67 April 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger Ha ha ha ha ha ha

      +3 -0
  • vivalamigra April 11, 2017

    The Chihuahua. The national mascot of our greatest enemy.

    +4 -4
    • happyjack April 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra Who Taco Bell?? Yo quiero Taco Bell.

      +5 -5
  • hatchetface April 11, 2017

    I just follow those people home who let their dog shit anywhere and I simply walk up and start dropping a duece on their lawn... Gets the point across

    +5 -1
  • whackjob April 11, 2017

    He should have given her a choice. Eat the shit or swallow a load. Or better yet, swallow a load then eat the shit, then make her junkie boyfriend kiss her.

    +2 -4
  • mr.voorhees April 11, 2017

    "And next time that little fuck shits in front of ma house i'll stomp him to mud with ma fuckin' combat boots, BITCH!" (he should tell)

    +4 -0
  • redpig April 11, 2017

    Chihuahua shit, a delicacy

    +5 -1
  • fatlarry April 11, 2017

    nice

    +5 -0
  • breakfastblunt April 11, 2017

    Dude is fucked out of his mind and he even tells that bitch "he said to pick it up.." People who don't pick up after their dogs are shitheads. I've barehanded shit before after my dog. Its no ones responsibility but your own. You own the dog, you own the shit that comes with it.

    +8 -0
  • motorboatagoat April 11, 2017

    Buy this guy a beer!

    +8 -0
  • whobe April 11, 2017

    I did the same thing to a dude that was letting his dog shit on our sidewalk. There was shit everywhere! I scooped it up put it in a bag and stuck it in his face and there was almost a fight because he wouldn't take it and he said he was going to kick my ass. I wish I could remember the date so I could show you guys the video. Anyway I called the city and they straightened him out.

    +4 -3
  • zmolez April 11, 2017

    I was at the park one day metal detecting like a nerd and some assholes dogs jumped out of the range rover and proceeded to take a shit right in the park where the cmu students enter the park,I said to the guy pick that shit up and he ignored me,fortunely he left his window down a few inches and I had my shovel,I deposited the Rottweiler logs right on his drivers seat,I'm sure he had a shitty day when he came back..i didn't hang around to see lol

    +6 -0
    • whobe April 11, 2017

      @zmolez Not Rottweiler Logs! LOL

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    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @zmolez, I help a friend with apartment maintenance on occasion. There are a lot of arrogant morons who refuse to pick up after their dogs. There is a "custom bicycle shop" across the street and these pricks bring their dogs over in front of the apartments to do their business. Last week, one guy with a Weimer, let his dog drop a massive load and ignored me when I told him to pick up. I picked the shit up and his sun roof was open in his range rover, and I heaved that shit up and over. He had shit splattered all over the inside. I always was good with grenades in the Army.

      +3 -1
  • drewstl April 11, 2017

    Well DAMN

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  • ruthlessio April 11, 2017

    This is the most satisfying thing i've ever seen

    +7 -1
    • hollysmokebatman April 11, 2017

      @ruthlessio think trump would see it like you! Love the avatar dude

      +3 -1
  • thebutcher18 April 11, 2017

    Shotgun is the answer guys. Blow that dog away! The junkey too!

    +3 -4
    • dozer67 April 11, 2017

      @thebutcher18 Dog only knows what the asshole owner dose just take him away from her esp since he is wearing a fucking sweater!!!!! He is a dog for god sake!!

      +5 -0
    • doc_ock April 11, 2017

      @thebutcher18 not the dogs fault, shoot the owner

      +4 -0
  • redcalx April 11, 2017

    knock him the fuck out anyway and kick that chowawa if its not a fucking dog and fuck gramma today

    +3 -2
  • sleeko April 11, 2017

    I like this guy.

    +5 -0
  • doondah April 11, 2017

    Its a chihuaha.. what fucktard

    +3 -1
  • dozer67 April 11, 2017

    I wan be this guys friend...... I almost shit myself when he said he was going to knock out her junkie boyfriend and then the BF agreed ha ha ha ha priceless .....

    +4 -0
  • grhman April 11, 2017

    Poop there it is

    +5 -1
  • truckingman April 11, 2017

    Ma'am shit happens all of the time...

    +3 -0
  • sarge07 April 11, 2017

    Yep, these idiots think they don't have to follow the curb laws.

    +1 -1
  • lemontewilliams April 11, 2017

    SHITTY BITCH HAD A PHAT ADS THO!!!

    +2 -1
    • hatchetface April 11, 2017

      @lemontewilliams you spelled AIDS wrong

      +4 -0
  • ob1 April 11, 2017

    Legend

    +3 -0
  • joat_amos April 11, 2017

    "Listen, Your going to pick it up or I'm going to knock your junkie boyfriend the fuck out" LMFAO

    +3 -1
  • doc_ock April 11, 2017

    My hero, let your dog shit in your own yard.

    +3 -1
  • mast chef 215 April 12, 2017

    my hero

    +2 -1
  • sipo70 April 12, 2017

    Awesome!

    My neighbor took her dog out and shat on another neighbors lawn. Next day my neighbor had a surprise in her mailbox.

    +2 -1
  • jimsacunt April 12, 2017

    Fucking whore

    +3 -1
  • rockinron April 12, 2017

    i need a neighbor like that, as long as he hates cats too!

    +4 -2
  • biggiebone April 12, 2017

    I feel like i can have a beer with this guy

    +3 -1
  • cellule April 12, 2017

    Basically: respect other peoples.

    +2 -2
  • putrifaction April 12, 2017

    I liked him right up until he gave her a pussy pass on the knockout. This is why I concealed carry. Man, but it was satisfying to watch her pick up that overgrown gopher shit.

    +1 -3
  • oathbreaker April 13, 2017

    I like that guy's spunk....fuck that shit. Pick it the fuck up, you fucking self righteous bitch

    +2 -1
  • ohhmy May 12, 2017

    Pick it up or eat it done

    +0 -0
  • sniperfox May 19, 2017

    Pick that shit up bitch and then let me fuck you in that fat ass of yours

    +0 -0
 
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