PARACHUTER MISCALCULATES: INSTANT DEATH

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  • Cory H. April 11, 2017

    Give him two aspirin and check on him tomorrow.

    +3 -2
  • airsporter April 11, 2017

    Only about 30mph - I hit Omaha Beach harder than that in my dads ballbag!

    +9 -1
    • cptnpinkbeard April 11, 2017

      @airsporter lmfao

      +2 -1
    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @airsporter, +5 LOL

      +0 -1
    • stevenkk April 11, 2017

      @airsporter did your father really fought at Omaha ?

      +0 -2
      • airsporter April 12, 2017

        @stevenkk Sword Beach - But many Americans wouldn't make the connection.

        +1 -1
  • underpants April 11, 2017

    Honey look at me! Take a picture! Oh you're dead!!

    +4 -0
  • freddykrueger April 11, 2017

    would have been funny as shit if the wind carried his body away...

    +3 -1
    • hatchetface April 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger into a big fan or rotating blade of sorts

      +2 -1
  • maddog123 April 11, 2017

    Dude had heart attack on the way down was dead when he hit ground! That's the story anyway!!!

    +4 -1
    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @maddog123, no possible, he's pulling on the tandem's in the vid, so he's alive. Most likely did survive.

      +0 -1
      • maddog123 April 11, 2017

        @sarge07 this was on kaotic.com that was there story anyway yeah I thought I seen him taking a shit before he hit the ground dead people don't give a shit yeah boy!!!

        +2 -1
  • happyjack April 11, 2017

    Some type of parasailing accident most likely. People generally don't jump out of planes over the ocean due to the fact of well the ocean......

    +3 -5
    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @happyjack, all due respect it's called coastal free fall. A rather new trend, they think it's cool to skim the water.

      +2 -1
      • happyjack April 11, 2017

        @sarge07 I saw the little secondary chute on top after the fact, and told myself yeah you're wrong dumbass but maybe nobody will notice :-) listening to a black guy drop knowledge about water activities is never a good idea.

        +5 -1
        • sarge07 April 11, 2017

          @happyjack, LOL +5. I actually know a lot of black that are into various water activities, surfing, scuba, deep sea fishin, etc. And this bitch missed the "skimming" part, LOL

          +1 -1
  • mr.voorhees April 11, 2017

    Damn parachute blocked the view on him.

    +3 -0
  • breakfastblunt April 11, 2017

    Dead? Highly doubt it unless theres an actual back story to this.

    +3 -0
  • whobe April 11, 2017

    By the looks of it he wasn't trying to control the chute. There are straps above his head to pull on so he can fly the chute. By the looks of it he may have had them in his hands but was not in control. I believe @maddog is correct. To add one more thing there is an extra danger when flying these smaller and much faster chutes and that is you have to be on the ball when you flair the chute to slow down upon landing.

    +2 -1
    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @whobe, it looks like he was in control. It seems he pulling on the tandem's right before it's too late

      +0 -1
  • motorboatagoat April 11, 2017

    All those fishermen rushing to get their hands on some free bait

    +5 -0
    • sarge07 April 11, 2017

      @motorboatagoat, chum

      +0 -1
  • drewstl April 11, 2017

    I don't GET it!!!

    +2 -2
  • peaks April 11, 2017

    He won't do that again.

    +2 -1
  • truckingman April 11, 2017

    THe victim went from a controlled landing to a MF" SUICIDAL BOMBARDMENT IN LESS THAN A MF" SECOND!!! I did not see any change in the wind speed or direction during the victim's flight.

    +2 -0
  • sarge07 April 11, 2017

    I doubt he killed himself, knocked his ass stupid though

    +1 -1
  • corruptedsob April 11, 2017

    He got bumped off United Airway

    +7 -0
    • whobe April 11, 2017

      @corruptedsob LOL!

      +3 -1
  • bitch choker April 11, 2017

    WASTED!!

    +2 -1
  • noprob April 11, 2017

    He shoulda aimed for the kids sandcastle....

    +2 -1
  • jimsacunt April 12, 2017

    Twat

    +1 -1
  • houndog35 April 12, 2017

    WELL,,,,,, BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD .....

    +2 -1
  • jonny87 April 12, 2017

    Crunch.

    +2 -2
  • oathbreaker April 13, 2017

    And............emergency room

    +1 -1
 
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