He's gonna lose weight now.
I looked like this one morning after I ate this girls pussy!! I thought I was eating it just right because she was so wet and really tasty!!!! It was dark so I didn't no she started her rag!!! Today I'm a little smarter!!?? Now I wear one of those lights that look like something a coal miner would wear when I'm going down under!!!!
Also I would like to mention I love puppy's pizzas and pussy!!!!
@justjelly I know I know!!! My story's can sometimes be off the wall!!!
But you have to admit there very tastefull !
@maddog123 do they look that rough that you have to approach them in the dark?
@happyjack we are all drunk so its all good in the red neck hood!!!!!
@maddog123 im with ya on this one. Sometimes you just gotta snuffle around down there and take it like a man. How else you gonna get a sammich out the deal?
Dude you been working out? You look ripped!
@kungfubeaner . . the only left option: pudding his face together.
That dudes off his face!
Gawd that's gnarly as fuck! Poor bugger!
@boobles Poor guy? Ya it sucks, but I'd advise against riding a rocket without a helmet.
I dont recognize him but his face rings a bell...
Get it? Huh? Get it?
@noprob but like Quasimodo
@boobles yep ..lol
And really...? Blurring out a license plate and yet showing someone's face hanging off and nose on the floor... priorities... geesh
He's going to have to shell out another £10 to get a new Photocard Driving Licence on top of everything else!
Is this leaked footage of Face Off 2?
Oh shit, I have a Spanish joke whit this..... But here is useless whatever poor guy
@im not mexican I want to hear it, drop the tequila and spit it out
@kungfubeaner "se le cayó la cara de vergüenza" we said that when be are in a fully shame moment, in English must be : "too much shame so his face drops down" sorry dude my English is so bad.
@im not mexican jajajajaja
@im not mexican how about "rompida de madre"?
That was some rough kissing.
@luvthick and here I was thinking you like kissing Women ..
@james511969 lol! Nice try. But I'm strictly for the ladies.
@luvthick you keep telling yourself that buddy!
@james511969 He was trying to make out with a Xenomorph.
@bigsmokey86 ooohhh good reference!+
@bigsmokey86, making out with the asphalt
@luvthick She really sucked his face off.
@breakfastblunt Or her fanny juices are acid.
@luvthick I've had enough juices on my face from women that taste like acid and I'm not maddog123'ing him. Pretty bitches have been the foulest.
@breakfastblunt Very true.
Guess a Gaga took fan "poker face" a bit to literal
Why dat long face?
Dude that bike shreds
Rub some dirt on it you'll be alright
His life is effectively over.
PICK UP YOUR FACE,,,
May God, Heal This man!
Didn't your mother tell you not to speak with your mouth full!
@whobe...did he died?
Is that the legendary evil truck in the background?
Some super glue and a staple gun, he'll be back to being ugly as fuck in no time.
What did the victim hit that ripped a gash in the right side of his face the handle bar of his 'crotch rocket?'
This biker lost a little face.
well biker chicks do dig scars but id wager not the kind that makes you got attacked by a pissed off chimp on bath salts.
He looks real cool not wearing a helmet.
Mask Off.... Mask OFF
Boop! Got your nose!
Bikers are fucking useless
One less person speaking that jibber jabber
I've heard Russian surgeons are pretty good at playing TETRIS. Just sayin'...
A little superglue will fix that in no time
face it, you are having a bad day