THERE'S NO PUTTING THAT FACE BACK TOGETHER

  • Cory H. April 14, 2017

    He's gonna lose weight now.

    +5 -4
    • maddog123 April 14, 2017

      I looked like this one morning after I ate this girls pussy!! I thought I was eating it just right because she was so wet and really tasty!!!! It was dark so I didn't no she started her rag!!! Today I'm a little smarter!!?? Now I wear one of those lights that look like something a coal miner would wear when I'm going down under!!!!

      Also I would like to mention I love puppy's pizzas and pussy!!!!

      Yeah boy!

      +6 -1
      • justjelly April 14, 2017

        @maddog123 Ewwwwwww!

        +3 -2
        • maddog123 April 14, 2017

          @justjelly I know I know!!! My story's can sometimes be off the wall!!!

          But you have to admit there very tastefull !

          +5 -1
      • happyjack April 15, 2017

        @maddog123 do they look that rough that you have to approach them in the dark?

        +3 -4
        • maddog123 April 15, 2017

          @happyjack we are all drunk so its all good in the red neck hood!!!!!

          +5 -1
      • noprob April 15, 2017

        @maddog123 im with ya on this one. Sometimes you just gotta snuffle around down there and take it like a man. How else you gonna get a sammich out the deal?

        +1 -3
  • kungfubeaner April 14, 2017

    Dude you been working out? You look ripped!

    +17 -2
    • prolurkercrazy April 14, 2017

      @kungfubeaner nice!

      +6 -5
    • noihavetosaythis April 15, 2017

      @kungfubeaner . . the only left option: pudding his face together.

      +4 -0
  • ouch April 14, 2017

    That dudes off his face!

    +3 -6
  • boobles April 14, 2017

    Gawd that's gnarly as fuck! Poor bugger!

    +4 -4
    • breakfastblunt April 14, 2017

      @boobles Poor guy? Ya it sucks, but I'd advise against riding a rocket without a helmet.

      +7 -2
  • noprob April 14, 2017

    I dont recognize him but his face rings a bell...

    Get it? Huh? Get it?

    +2 -6
    • boobles April 14, 2017

      @noprob but like Quasimodo

      +4 -3
      • noprob April 14, 2017

        @boobles yep ..lol

        +3 -4
  • boobles April 14, 2017

    And really...? Blurring out a license plate and yet showing someone's face hanging off and nose on the floor... priorities... geesh

    +7 -4
    • noprob April 14, 2017

      @boobles ikr....

      +2 -4
  • airsporter April 14, 2017

    He's going to have to shell out another £10 to get a new Photocard Driving Licence on top of everything else!

    +5 -3
  • bigsmokey86 April 14, 2017

    Is this leaked footage of Face Off 2?

    +4 -3
  • im not mexican April 14, 2017

    Oh shit, I have a Spanish joke whit this..... But here is useless whatever poor guy

    +6 -0
    • kungfubeaner April 14, 2017

      @im not mexican I want to hear it, drop the tequila and spit it out

      +5 -2
      • im not mexican April 14, 2017

        @kungfubeaner "se le cayó la cara de vergüenza" we said that when be are in a fully shame moment, in English must be : "too much shame so his face drops down" sorry dude my English is so bad.

        +5 -2
    • stevenkk April 14, 2017

      @im not mexican how about "rompida de madre"?

      +4 -1
  • luvthick April 14, 2017

    That was some rough kissing.

    +6 -6
    • james511969 April 14, 2017

      @luvthick and here I was thinking you like kissing Women ..

      +4 -3
      • luvthick April 14, 2017

        @james511969 lol! Nice try. But I'm strictly for the ladies.

        +4 -4
        • james511969 April 14, 2017

          @luvthick you keep telling yourself that buddy!

          +2 -3
          • bigsmokey86 April 14, 2017

            @james511969 He was trying to make out with a Xenomorph.

            +1 -4
            • james511969 April 14, 2017

              @bigsmokey86 ooohhh good reference!+

              +0 -3
            • sarge07 April 16, 2017

              @bigsmokey86, making out with the asphalt

              +0 -0
    • breakfastblunt April 14, 2017

      @luvthick She really sucked his face off.

      +7 -1
      • luvthick April 14, 2017

        @breakfastblunt Or her fanny juices are acid.

        +3 -4
        • breakfastblunt April 15, 2017

          @luvthick I've had enough juices on my face from women that taste like acid and I'm not maddog123'ing him. Pretty bitches have been the foulest.

          +5 -0
          • bigsmokey86 April 15, 2017

            @breakfastblunt Very true.

            +1 -3
  • hatchetface April 14, 2017

    Guess a Gaga took fan "poker face" a bit to literal

    +5 -1
  • mr.voorhees April 14, 2017

    Why dat long face?

    +7 -1
  • happyjack April 14, 2017

    Poor bastard

    +6 -6
  • picklehiesner April 14, 2017

    Dude that bike shreds

    +7 -2
  • cptnpinkbeard April 14, 2017

    Rub some dirt on it you'll be alright

    +1 -3
  • sexmaster April 14, 2017

    His life is effectively over.

    +5 -0
  • houndog35 April 14, 2017

    PICK UP YOUR FACE,,,

    YES DEAR.......

    +5 -0
  • drewstl April 14, 2017

    May God, Heal This man!

    +3 -1
  • whobe April 14, 2017

    Didn't your mother tell you not to speak with your mouth full!

    +2 -4
  • mr.voorhees April 14, 2017

    Is that the legendary evil truck in the background?

    +5 -0
  • ob1 April 14, 2017

    Some super glue and a staple gun, he'll be back to being ugly as fuck in no time.

    +3 -2
  • truckingman April 14, 2017

    What did the victim hit that ripped a gash in the right side of his face the handle bar of his 'crotch rocket?'

    +4 -1
  • monkeycatcher April 14, 2017

    This biker lost a little face.

    +2 -3
  • redrocker April 14, 2017

    well biker chicks do dig scars but id wager not the kind that makes you got attacked by a pissed off chimp on bath salts.

    +4 -1
  • 72jayd April 14, 2017

    He looks real cool not wearing a helmet.

    +2 -3
  • costcopizza April 15, 2017

    Mask Off.... Mask OFF

    +2 -2
  • big_daddy305 April 15, 2017

    Boop! Got your nose!

    +2 -4
  • jonny87 April 15, 2017

    Bikers are fucking useless

    +4 -2
  • ruthlessio April 15, 2017

    One less person speaking that jibber jabber

    +5 -1
  • cellule April 15, 2017

    I've heard Russian surgeons are pretty good at playing TETRIS. Just sayin'...

    +2 -4
  • sarge07 April 16, 2017

    A little superglue will fix that in no time

    +0 -0
  • captjim April 17, 2017

    face it, you are having a bad day

    +0 -0
  • frank n. stein November 9, 2017

    OMG! Can't be mean about something like that.

    +0 -0
 
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