MACHETE DEATHS ARE THE WORST DEATHS

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  • txdo_msk April 18, 2017

    I would have to disagree with the title. This was pretty spectacular!

    +2 -5
    • noihavetosaythis April 18, 2017

      @txdo_msk . . pictures of the violent yet breathtaking birth of a new star are spectacular . . that's just NIGGEEEE FROM THA HOOOOD

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    • maddog123 April 18, 2017

      Fuckers over there watch to many Lizzie Borden story's if you ask me!!!

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  • txdo_msk April 18, 2017

    That dirt could cause an infection

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    • redrocker April 18, 2017

      @txdo_msk its a murder not exploratory surgery i dont think infection is a concern.

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  • whobe April 18, 2017

    Chop Chop

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  • mr.voorhees April 18, 2017

    "Machete don't text."

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    • sarge07 April 18, 2017

      @mr.Voorhees, LOL +1

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  • airsporter April 18, 2017

    In Africa a 'machete' is called a 'Panga' - Still fucking hurts though.

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    • twofords April 18, 2017

      @airsporter Whatever anyone across the world calls it, its still a fcuking sword lol. They been messing up people for thousands of years.

      +5 -0
  • whitechristian April 18, 2017

    Send them to America and mix them with white people by means of section 8.

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    • sarge07 April 18, 2017

      @whitechristian, no thanks we already have enough that act like uncivilized animals.

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      • luvthick April 18, 2017

        @sarge07 Yup, Many of those who behave like animals then and now, descended from Europe too.

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        • sarge07 April 18, 2017

          @luvthick, notice not once did I mention any race.

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          • stevenkk April 19, 2017

            @sarge07 do not deny it bud you know what you meant, at least stand your ground

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          • luvthick April 19, 2017

            @sarge07 Nor did I, yet the entire PG knows exactly what we both said.

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            • putrifaction April 19, 2017

              @luvthick with all due respect......

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              • luvthick April 19, 2017

                @putrifaction True... Sarge07 did serve our country well.

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                • luvthick April 20, 2017

                  BTW I do get it, that, that's one of his favorite openings.

                  +1 -1
      • crackascmacka June 27, 2017

        @sarge07 Yup they are called POLITICIANS..Police and CRAKKKAS...

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  • redrocker April 18, 2017

    block a machete with your hands yeah thats a good idea.

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    • crackascmacka June 27, 2017

      @redrocker Come on now.. Was trying to be friendly.. Just wanted to give him a hand.

      +0 -0
  • monkeycatcher April 18, 2017

    Well done brother...1 down fucking millions to go !

    +2 -5
  • hollysmokebatman April 18, 2017

    Amateur

    +4 -2
  • truckingman April 18, 2017

    I wondering what type of substance is on the camera's lens that cauuse half blurriness of viewing angle, for the video.

    +5 -1
  • oathbreaker April 18, 2017

    Damn it man! Get the fuck up and fight him! You're about to die! Kick his fucking ass!!!

    +5 -3
    • bigsmokey86 April 18, 2017

      @oathbreaker Poor sap just couldn't HACK it.

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    • felterupgood April 19, 2017

      @oathbreaker

      There's a video of a terrorist execution where the victim gets a gun and takes a bunch of them out.. but that is very rare.

      +0 -0
  • mordecai April 18, 2017

    How fucking sad, his yellow shorts were sprinkled with a bit of blood.

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  • doctormccoy April 18, 2017

    Translation: he's dead Jim

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  • soulconsumer April 18, 2017

    Split personality?

    +5 -1
  • jonny87 April 19, 2017

    Chopped the aids outta him.

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  • im not mexican April 19, 2017

    Oh men come on I'm drinking my morning tequila and my joint and u post this... Savage

    +1 -0
  • zdenek April 19, 2017

    kokoti

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  • cellule April 19, 2017

    I usually use toilet paper to get rid of sticky shit, never though of using a machette.

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  • putrifaction April 19, 2017

    The difference between First World and Third World.

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  • rockinron April 19, 2017

    just like cuting black walnut , only it bleeds and wont burn unless you throw a tire on it.

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  • felterupgood April 19, 2017

    I see what happens where guns are prohibited

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  • big black dick April 23, 2017

    That's in Haiti

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  • samy6666 May 1, 2017

    noires sauvages

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  • lowfro May 13, 2017

    Wtf? Never saw anything, so fake

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  • crackascmacka June 1, 2017

    I guess he didn't get the point.

    +0 -0
 
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