SOMETIMES PISSING YOURSELF IS THE BEST DEFENSE

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  • oathbreaker April 25, 2017

    pissing herself did not up her defense at all

    +5 -3
  • fockenperv April 25, 2017

    she beat the piss outta her

    +8 -4
  • breakfastblunt April 25, 2017

    Hammer fisting should only be used in ground and pounds. Never understood why bitches want to get mad, fight, and use the meatiest piece of their hands to really hurt someone. Just saying that because any fight ends in a beer bottle to the head or a head kick.

    +5 -2
    • sarge07 April 25, 2017

      @breakfastblunt yep, fuckin cowards head kick and head stomp when their opponent is on the ground

      +4 -2
      • felterupgood April 25, 2017

        @sarge07

        I think Dr. Sheldon Cooper would agree that there are no rules in street fighting... but generally people don't fair well when they bring a knife to a gunfight.

        +2 -1
        • sarge07 April 25, 2017

          @felterupgood I agree one fights to win and or survive, however I stand by my comment about the fuckin cowards and their head kicks/stomps while down and out.

          +3 -2
  • wrightmr April 25, 2017

    Could we pause this fight?, I have to piss, , , No! ... I warned ya!!!!

    +4 -1
  • ouch April 25, 2017

    Yep!

    +1 -2
  • GrimmWilder April 25, 2017

    Getto entertainment at it's finest.,.,.

    +3 -2
    • luvthick April 25, 2017

      @GrimmWilder You're right, we need to see a good ol fashion redneck bitch fights now. I want to see those floppy tits, flopping at the BBQ.

      +3 -4
      • freddykrueger April 25, 2017

        @luvthick...I was hoping to see those tits!

        +4 -4
      • prolurkercrazy April 25, 2017

        @luvthick I always love watching floppy titties!

        +2 -3
      • sarge07 April 25, 2017

        @luvthick boobies is boobies

        +2 -3
        • luvthick April 25, 2017

          @sarge07 I'll break out the BBQ Brush for the long sloppy ones and we can all have a ball.

          +2 -3
          • sarge07 April 25, 2017

            @luvthick LOL +5

            +2 -3
  • airsporter April 25, 2017

    At least she had a tubby muppet rescue her things for her after rescuing his truck from danger.

    +2 -2
  • hatchetface April 25, 2017

    Animals often urinate when frightened

    +7 -1
  • maddog123 April 25, 2017

    Fuck that!! My defence is way better I monkeyfy there ass I take a shit then throw it at them get there ass every time!!! Or run far far away!!!!

    +7 -0
  • vivalamigra April 25, 2017

    Build it and they will come. Projects I mean.

    +4 -5
  • smellthis April 25, 2017

    Man, I really can't stand niggers!!!! They're the biggest ass stain on Americas underwear...

    +5 -6
    • happyjack April 25, 2017

      @smellthis if "niggers" are the ass stain, people who say nigger are like the pee pee stain.

      +5 -4
      • prolurkercrazy April 25, 2017

        @happyjack lol +1

        +0 -4
      • smellthis April 26, 2017

        @happyjack, then niggers are both! That's how they refer to each other. Nigger this, nigger that. And I'm referring to all colors! The N word just ain't for blacks anymore. I wasn't referring to any "decent" black person. I read your posts @happy. Your awful quick on the draw with your race pistol. @tjsotomayor is the man. My favorite black man!

        +1 -4
        • luvthick April 26, 2017

          @smellthis Find something other than Nigger say, you obviously have no appreciation or understanding of history and how it forms culture.

          Ask yourself why you love and need to call people Niggers??? Because using that term is not elevating you above the people that you use it against.

          +2 -2
        • happyjack April 26, 2017

          "Decent Black folks" find the work nigger to be offensive. If you had a Black boss at work would you use the word nigger in front of him referring to some not so decent black folks?

          You can slice it and dice it and tryi to spin it how you want, but for you to use that term and to try to justify your use of it, makes you look like not so decent of a person yourself. Sorry but that's the truth.

          But yeah I'll always call someone out on here who shouts nigger from their high horse.

          +1 -2
  • mungo parrot April 25, 2017

    if only someone would turn up with a machine gun and shoot them all

    +7 -2
  • whobe April 25, 2017

    I'm going to be nice today and water my plants.

    +1 -3
  • sleeko April 25, 2017

    Why do white chicks mess around with kneegrows? Is their BBC curiosity really worth it?

    +3 -4
    • jewman April 25, 2017

      @sleeko your gay for saying that homo

      +4 -1
    • luvthick April 25, 2017

      @sleeko You sound BBC curious.

      +3 -3
  • sarge07 April 25, 2017

    The infamous "P" defense.

    +0 -2
  • jewman April 25, 2017

    fucking jamican prostitutes

    +3 -2
  • 72jayd April 25, 2017

    Double embarrassment.

    +2 -2
  • fatlarry April 25, 2017

    that's what you get for slummin

    +3 -1
  • peaks April 25, 2017

    Just drop a bomb on that whole fucking neighborhood.

    +1 -3
  • whitechristian April 25, 2017

    I don't understand how any white people could chose the dark side.

    +3 -2
  • ob1 April 25, 2017

    Always some goon shouting world star flip flop

    +3 -1
  • mr.voorhees April 25, 2017

    She was on the way to take a piss and has been blocked ... U stupid monkeys ...

    +3 -1
  • alwaysaproblem April 25, 2017

    No tits, no pussy. Wasn't worth viewing!

    +0 -3
  • deadpen April 25, 2017

    Well they were telling shakia to fuck her so maybe she remembered what she was taught in rape class.

    Okay look I don't know how to spell this dumb bitch's dumb made up bugaboo name. Google doesn't know either!

    +2 -1
  • harly9 April 25, 2017

    FBP!!!

    +2 -2
  • joat_amos April 26, 2017

    Rush her to the gusher

    +2 -1
  • daveoconnor4747 April 26, 2017

    Cmon kill this fat nigger ass !

    +0 -1
 
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