OOPS: HE SHOT HIS WIFE'S FINGER OFF

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I don't think it was a good idea to start smoking, or to shoot at the cigarette with an airsoft gun.

43 Comments
  • wombatbytes April 29, 2017

    Dave,

    That wasn't an Airsoft. It was a air rifle with a lead pellet - serious damage at close range...

    +7 -3
  • hatchetface April 29, 2017

    Lessons learned the hard way yet these mouth breathers succeed at breathing

    +6 -2
    • txdo_msk April 29, 2017

      @hatchetface Idiocracy was a hell of a prophetic movie

      +5 -3
      • bollockhead April 29, 2017

        @txdo_msk who cares I am enjoying the clips popcorn anyone?

        +5 -1
      • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

        @txdo_msk . . absoFREAKINGlutly RIGHT! I love eeet.

        +1 -1
    • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

      @hatchetface . . we'll he promised to bring the cigarette down. Goal achived. Colleteral damage is key to success.

      +1 -0
  • peaks April 29, 2017

    There are only so many ways to get a FAT SLOB CUNT out of your flat. This is one of the more gentle ones.

    +2 -5
  • zykario April 29, 2017

    Too much free time

    +5 -2
    • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

      @zykario . . well you can use free time to edjucate yourself like intelligent people do to stimulate their brain. . . this is just stupid.

      +1 -1
  • 72jayd April 29, 2017

    Shoot it out of her mouth next time.

    +6 -2
  • GrimmWilder April 29, 2017

    "Dead-eye Dewey" is now "Dog house dickhead"

    +4 -4
  • bollockhead April 29, 2017

    fucking English prick

    +4 -2
  • ouch April 29, 2017

    See Men can help their women lose weight :)

    Now you're at least 3 grams lighter

    A thank you would have been nice!

    +4 -4
  • airsporter April 29, 2017

    Good to see us Brits at our finest in the run up to Brexit ... Then we'll have even more time on our ha.. fingers.

    +4 -3
  • im not mexican April 29, 2017

    Darwin exception

    +6 -2
  • sexmaster April 29, 2017

    Two lunatics.

    +2 -4
  • bullet6799 April 29, 2017

    Yeah her hands are hurt but is that a fucking tiger in the corner??

    +4 -3
    • sarge07 April 29, 2017

      @bullet6799, no just another pile of trash.

      +1 -3
  • boobles April 29, 2017

    Dibs on the giant stuffed tiger...

    +2 -4
  • zdenek April 29, 2017

    debil

    +5 -1
  • whobe April 29, 2017

    Where do people think of shit like this to do? Is it like hey I have this brilliant idea! Then their friend says shit that sounds cool let's do it.

    +2 -4
    • freddykrueger April 29, 2017

      @whobe...did he died?

      +3 -3
      • whobe April 29, 2017

        @freddykrueger if he shot me like that he would wish he was dead.

        +1 -4
      • airsporter April 30, 2017

        @freddykrueger Its got fat tits, tattoos and lives on Govnt handouts...... Such things are hard to kill.

        +2 -3
  • redpig April 29, 2017

    Couldn't hit a barn door if he tried

    +5 -1
  • alwaysaproblem April 29, 2017

    He should have shot that fat bitches fork!

    +2 -3
  • mr.voorhees April 29, 2017

    Outsourced Royal Marines Sniper.

    +5 -1
  • fatlarry April 29, 2017

    yep and they breed too

    +5 -1
  • mrbonkers05 April 29, 2017

    I know someone who's not getting laid tonight, lmfao!

    +5 -1
  • truckingman April 29, 2017

    Dave, I believe the victim was shot with a .177 or .22 pellet gun.

    +4 -1
    • airsporter April 30, 2017

      @truckingman Quite correct..... Maybe you could throw some engineering light on why it is that a air weapon with a Legally binding 12 foot pound muzzle energy limit in the U.K. needs a 'silencer' attachment when the projectile is subsonic in order to comply with the Law. Thanks!

      +1 -4
    • redpig May 1, 2017

      @truckingman

      Looks like it's a .22 with the lead substitute pellets and pointed tips for rat shooting.

      +1 -0
  • mr.voorhees April 29, 2017

    "Fock - I shoot yo op yo fingazz".

    +5 -1
  • deadpen April 29, 2017

    Well shit......there went her best blanket.

    +4 -2
  • oathbreaker April 29, 2017

    hey, it's better than makin more inbred children! am i right?!

    +2 -4
    • airsporter April 30, 2017

      @oathbreaker She wont be slappin the monkeys head with that hand tonight!

      +1 -3
      • bloodyhell May 1, 2017

        @airsporter no she will be slapping your slap head

        +2 -2
  • rockinron April 29, 2017

    play stupid games and win stupid prizes

    +4 -1
  • smellthis April 30, 2017

    The south can't take credit for that one. Fucking Brits.

    +1 -4
  • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

    Reminds me of all US-invasions to bring peace and prosperity to the cigarette regimes.

    +1 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 3, 2017

    Anti smoking therapy the hard way. Allen Carr would be proud of it.

    +0 -0
  • moejoe July 17, 2017

    AAAAW HONEY, NOT 2 FRET; YA STILL GOT 9 LEFT!!!!

    BUUUWAAAHAJAHAJAHAJAHAJAAHAJAHA

    +0 -0
 
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