SEMI VS. TRAIN (GUESS WHO WINS)

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  • jewman April 30, 2017

    1st i havent seen video yet, ohh and i doubt it if he own the truck

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  • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

    Train wins again! ++

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    • jewman April 30, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem stfu

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      • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

        @jewman Thank You! I will be appearing at Katz's Deli on East Houston St. in Manhattan. And, I will buy you a $20 pastrami sandwich. May 4, 1PM. Ask for Ben!

        PS - Please bring your horrendous wife and disgusting children!

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        • bigsmokey86 April 30, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem $20 for a pastrami sandwich? They better be worth it.

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          • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

            @bigsmokey86 $19.95 to be exact! But, the best pastrami in America! +

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        • stevenkk April 30, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem I have a horrendous wife and disgusting children , can I have one? Lol+

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          • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

            @stevenkk I'm buying for your entire family! +

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        • jewman April 30, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem i have a wife? thank you god.

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          • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

            @jewman Poor bitch. She has my sympathy!

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  • maddog123 April 30, 2017

    Those trains are pretty tricky!!! When I was a little bastard I would go down to the tracks wait for the train and swore if I ever caught that fucker going slow enough I was going to catch me a ride!!! So the day came it slowed down enough that I said fuck it let's do it and I did!! But when I reached up and grabbed hold that train was going faster than I thought!!! It yanked my arm out of socket fucked me up and left me a pile of screaming shit on the side of the tracks!!! But there's a silver lining??? The railroad was so nervous they played my hospital bills and wrote my old man a check for five thousand dollars!!!

    After that every day I heard the train coming I would have to hide from the old man because he wanted more money and wanted to throw me back under the train!!! Today I say fuck trains!!!

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    • sarge07 April 30, 2017

      @maddog123 LOL +5

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    • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

      @maddog123 This story touched my heart. However, I better enjoyed yesterday's story, concerning you fucking a dead woman!

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      • maddog123 April 30, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem yeah those fleas are messing with my concentration!!!

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    • moneyman96 May 3, 2017

      @maddog123 -Only 1 mispelled word today? Wow maddog! I see improvement.

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  • airsporter April 30, 2017

    Fuck! - What do they feed those cactuses on??

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    • bigsmokey86 April 30, 2017

      @airsporter Probably a Saguaro. They can grow to be over 70 feet tall and can live for around 200 years. Quite majestic.

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      • hatchetface April 30, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 never thought I'd learn anything more then life lessons here!

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        • bigsmokey86 April 30, 2017

          @hatchetface Knowledge is power my friend.

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      • airsporter April 30, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 Thanks for that. I'd rather lay on the tracks than have a pair of pissed off Saguaros trundling at me!

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        • bigsmokey86 April 30, 2017

          @airsporter Your welcome.

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        • sarge07 April 30, 2017

          @airsporter considering they can weigh up to seven tons, in a wet year.

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      • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 ......and if you wanted to buy one for your landscaping, the cost is $100 per foot and you also have to pay $100 per foot for every one of the arms branching off of the main trunk.

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    • sarge07 April 30, 2017

      @airsporter a Saguaro, and they are protected in Arizona.

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  • im not mexican April 30, 2017

    I'm disappointed I wanna see that people be smashing :(

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  • luvthick April 30, 2017

    The humans won, but the livestock lost.

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    • james511969 April 30, 2017

      @luvthick is that live stock street price?

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      • luvthick April 30, 2017

        @james511969

        You have to ask a 45 supporter that one, they locked down the market on road kill.

        ;-)

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        • james511969 April 30, 2017

          @luvthick haha! I try to avoid those conversations. +

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      • sarge07 April 30, 2017

        @james511969 the chickens are worth .27 cents a pound on the street, LOL

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        • james511969 April 30, 2017

          @sarge07 that's about China pricing there! +

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          • sarge07 May 1, 2017

            @james511969 LOL +4

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  • freddykrueger April 30, 2017

    those 2 guys in the foreground have nerves of steel they didn't even flinch!

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  • mr.voorhees April 30, 2017

    Evil truck vs. evil train! And the evil bus was in the background too for a short moment. Amazing.

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  • deadpen April 30, 2017

    Well shit.........one day I'll be right.

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  • sarge07 April 30, 2017

    Yep, that happened here in Tucson about two years ago. The trucker was Mexican (no I'm not being racist) and could not speak English, nor had a valid class C license.

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  • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

    Having pork chops for dinner tonight.

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  • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

    . . well Pablo kinda always wanted to go to the domenican republic. . . and stay there . .. forever.

    +1 -1
  • crazyshitisgay May 6, 2017

    Filled with pigs...a few died.

    +0 -0
 
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