"MILLION TO ONE SHOT DOC. MILLION TO ONE"

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Congratulations! It's a boy!

31 Comments
  • Cory H. April 30, 2017

    Oh crap.

    +3 -3
    • felterupgood April 30, 2017

      @Cory H.

      That's why all my dildos have parachute cord attached. When that happens you just tie the string to a door knob and slam... and save the $2,000 er bill.

      +3 -3
  • fockenperv April 30, 2017

    shit aint gonna shit right for a week

    +5 -3
  • jewman April 30, 2017

    thats what happens when your ass is to loose. ask ouch he knows all about that and what recommendations on what dildo to buy he is an expert

    +7 -2
    • ouch April 30, 2017

      @jewman I don't have this problem because I do ass kegel's.

      +5 -5
    • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

      @jewman Lick the dildo and let us know if it's Koshar!

      +2 -4
  • alwaysaproblem April 30, 2017

    Congratulations! When is the Christening?

    +1 -3
  • maddog123 April 30, 2017

    If that fucker didn't get off before he went too the hospital he did when old doc pulled that fucker out!!!!

    What about it ouch??? You get off before or aft?

    +4 -1
  • GrimmWilder April 30, 2017

    Roses are red, and my balls are blue...

    Butt fucked your mama, and she had you,.,.,.,.

    +2 -4
  • airsporter April 30, 2017

    That 'Jaws Of Life' tool that Firecrews use at car wrecks saved his ass.

    +1 -3
    • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

      @airsporter When this happened to jewman, they had to use the"jews-of-life"!

      +0 -0
  • drewstl April 30, 2017

    Hey, Did U find his var's key too?

    +1 -3
  • im not mexican April 30, 2017

    Hahaha that dildo are floating inside there

    +4 -1
  • joat_amos April 30, 2017

    Space Jam.

    +4 -1
  • allcaps April 30, 2017

    i would done that for nuthin..

    +1 -5
  • luvthick April 30, 2017

    Did she do that shit on purpose so she can visit the emergency room? Sounded like she was having an orgasm while they were pulling Ouch's dildo out.

    +2 -4
  • james511969 April 30, 2017

    So was that what she was trying to sneak on the plane ??

    That's not how you join the mile high club....

    +2 -4
  • freddykrueger April 30, 2017

    this would make a good Loctite liquid nails commercial!

    +2 -3
  • vivalamigra April 30, 2017

    I guess we do need Obamacare...

    +2 -5
  • mr.voorhees April 30, 2017

    He won't do that again, I think.

    +4 -1
  • hatchetface April 30, 2017

    Yup again I'm at a loss... Kudos

    +4 -1
  • underpants April 30, 2017

    What a fucking asshole.

    +4 -1
  • whobe April 30, 2017

    Feel like that every time I visit the gas pump.

    +2 -3
  • sarge07 April 30, 2017

    MAle or felame? Either way, eeeewwwwwwwwww!!!

    +0 -3
  • sarge07 April 30, 2017

    Pop goes the weasel

    +0 -3
  • peaks April 30, 2017

    Bruce Jenner doesn't know when to quit, does he?!

    +1 -4
  • redpig May 1, 2017

    Haha good one, like the kettle drum played by a dildo

    +1 -1
  • john72 May 1, 2017

    Hmmmm the realities of anal. Not quite like the brochure and porn, is it?

    +1 -1
  • crazyshitisgay May 6, 2017

    Its probably got a few more in there!

    +1 -0
 
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