Congratulations! It's a boy!
That's why all my dildos have parachute cord attached. When that happens you just tie the string to a door knob and slam... and save the $2,000 er bill.
toreal moaned like a woman having that removed.
shit aint gonna shit right for a week
thats what happens when your ass is to loose. ask ouch he knows all about that and what recommendations on what dildo to buy he is an expert
@jewman I don't have this problem because I do ass kegel's.
@jewman Lick the dildo and let us know if it's Koshar!
Congratulations! When is the Christening?
If that fucker didn't get off before he went too the hospital he did when old doc pulled that fucker out!!!!
What about it ouch??? You get off before or aft?
Roses are red, and my balls are blue...
Butt fucked your mama, and she had you,.,.,.,.
@GrimmWilder daaaaaaaaaaaam! An ass crack kid
That 'Jaws Of Life' tool that Firecrews use at car wrecks saved his ass.
@airsporter When this happened to jewman, they had to use the"jews-of-life"!
Hey, Did U find his var's key too?
Hahaha that dildo are floating inside there
i would done that for nuthin..
Did she do that shit on purpose so she can visit the emergency room? Sounded like she was having an orgasm while they were pulling Ouch's dildo out.
So was that what she was trying to sneak on the plane ??
That's not how you join the mile high club....
this would make a good Loctite liquid nails commercial!
I guess we do need Obamacare...
He won't do that again, I think.
Yup again I'm at a loss... Kudos
What a fucking asshole.
Feel like that every time I visit the gas pump.
MAle or felame? Either way, eeeewwwwwwwwww!!!
Pop goes the weasel
Bruce Jenner doesn't know when to quit, does he?!
Haha good one, like the kettle drum played by a dildo
Hmmmm the realities of anal. Not quite like the brochure and porn, is it?
Its probably got a few more in there!
I thought it was very nice of ,trust me, to upload his birth video on here
GOT DAM; I SWEAR I HEARD ECHOS IN THERE...HELLO..........HELLO...........HELLO......BUAAWHAHAJAHAJAHAJAHA