CHEAP FIREWORKS = KISS YOUR HAND GOODBYE

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  • toreal May 1, 2017

    Jose now knows he can't trust anything made in China.

    +7 -5
    • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

      @toreal . . or mexico.

      +9 -1
    • felterupgood May 1, 2017

      @toreal

      He started out speaking Spanish and quickly learned English

      +4 -3
      • ob1 May 1, 2017

        @felterupgood muchacho needs to man up

        +4 -1
      • toreal May 1, 2017

        @felterupgood lol yep!

        +1 -4
    • smellthis May 2, 2017

      @toreal or North Korea.

      +2 -3
    • desky57 August 13, 2017

      @toreal Bwahhhhh!

      +0 -0
  • drewstl May 1, 2017

    He, Got to be the dumbest MF in this World!

    +2 -4
  • joat_amos May 1, 2017

    This dude was trying to be just like his idol, Jason Pierre-Paul

    +4 -1
    • sarge07 May 1, 2017

      @joat_amos who?

      +1 -3
      • joat_amos May 1, 2017

        @sarge07 Jason Pierre-Paul DE New York Giants.

        +4 -1
        • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

          @joat_amos Dumb bastard, Almost ruined his career just to play with fireworks. +

          +2 -3
          • joat_amos May 1, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem My thoughts exactly.

            +4 -1
        • sarge07 May 1, 2017

          @joat_amos that explains a lot, I'm not a sports fan

          +1 -3
          • joat_amos May 1, 2017

            @sarge07 I'm not a sports fan either. Lol. I just keep my mouth closed and let my eyes listen.

            +4 -1
  • underpants May 1, 2017

    .....Sorry. I meant this guy is Nancy Kerrigan...

    +5 -1
  • peaks May 1, 2017

    Idiot.

    +1 -6
  • mr.voorhees May 1, 2017

    The title is misleading, just a little hole in his jeans.

    +7 -3
  • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

    . . That's exactly how I scream when I play egoshooters while having a huge unfair motherfucking LAG all the time.

    +5 -1
    • mr.voorhees May 1, 2017

      @noihavetosaythis Stop loading porn during playin'.

      +4 -1
      • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

        @mr.voorhees . . I tried . . I tried . . but this midget stuff is fascinating.

        +6 -1
        • sarge07 May 1, 2017

          @noihavetosaythis I know, you just can't take your eyes off those lil porn stars, LOL

          +0 -3
          • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

            @sarge07 . . . they are the retarded rainbows of my pornkingdom.

            +3 -2
  • GrimmWilder May 1, 2017

    And he started out so well......

    +2 -4
  • freddykrueger May 1, 2017

    knee jerk reaction?

    +7 -4
  • airsporter May 1, 2017

    Good example of the Monroe Effect.. Hope it hurt!

    +1 -3
  • sexmaster May 1, 2017

    Then he winds up at a hospital with no insurance and the tax payers will foot the bill.

    +6 -4
  • hollysmokebatman May 1, 2017

    Cheap as chip's

    +3 -1
  • redpig May 1, 2017

    Bit high pitched there

    +5 -1
  • lonniems May 1, 2017

    don`t make fireworks unless you know what your doing

    +4 -1
  • kingbigballs May 1, 2017

    Isn't it great how the titles match up with the contents

    +4 -3
    • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

      @kingbigballs I always wondered who writes the intro's? They must write a whole bunch of them and then draw them from a hat. +

      +3 -3
  • hatchetface May 1, 2017

    Rub some vagisil on you pussy

    +7 -1
    • sarge07 May 1, 2017

      @hatchetface LOL +5

      +0 -3
  • l25 May 1, 2017

    roll on ur smelling balls at home and cut that leg to the trash!

    +4 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

    Did ANYBODY NOT know what was going to happen next?

    +2 -4
    • smellthis May 1, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem, your the one asking dumbshit!

      +1 -6
      • alwaysaproblem May 1, 2017

        @smellthis Think you need to read and study my comment again!

        +2 -3
      • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

        @smellthis What happened with that bet??

        +1 -0
    • sarge07 May 1, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem Had absolutely no idea?

      +0 -3
  • whobe May 1, 2017

    Screams pretty good english.

    +2 -4
  • sylvain May 1, 2017

    it's party

    +4 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 1, 2017

    More then: Cheap Firework - Kiss ur jeans goodbye.

    +4 -1
    • sarge07 May 1, 2017

      @mr.voorhees 300 dollar jeans and 5 dollar Chinese fireworks, yet pretty smart

      +0 -3
  • sarge07 May 1, 2017

    Viva stupidity

    +1 -3
  • vivalamigra May 1, 2017

    Stock up for Cinco De Mayo! Get enough for the whole familia!

    +1 -4
  • rockinron May 1, 2017

    who needs a wall? just send them dumb fucks a shit load of cheap fireworks. should thin out all the stupid one's right quick.

    +5 -1
    • noihavetosaythis May 1, 2017

      @rockinron . . handgrenades would do the job. I mean imagine sending millions of Handgrenades into a big city. Spread them everywhere so everybody could grab one. Like eastereggs. Then just wait. . . They could choose not to use them . . but they won't and you'll soon hear a lot of explosions until a view left intelligent people are found month later on a rooftop.

      +4 -1
  • willowy2k May 1, 2017

    Take him to a hospital in Mexico

    +3 -2
  • captjim May 1, 2017

    How's he gonna carry the tomatoes outta the field now...

    +4 -1
  • deadpen May 1, 2017

    Fuck building a wall just air drop a few 1000 of these into mexico. They won't be able to run across the boarder anymore.

    +4 -2
  • ogsabertooth May 2, 2017

    What was that he was yelling, "Viva Messy Gore"?

    +4 -1
  • hazafi May 2, 2017

    Why you screaming "my leg my leg" if you haven't!?:D

    +1 -1
  • jayblade May 3, 2017

    FUKIN SISSY

    +0 -1
  • redwarrior May 3, 2017

    HAHAHAHAH ehhhhhh PUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! TRUMP2016

    +0 -1
  • fuckbrain May 3, 2017

    Viva La Hospital............ idc about imigrants theres wars and gay parades im half mexican but this is U.S.A. seceret service home of ilumanati not the cartel. what do they think of hondorous mexico el savador that's there cuntry so there country is rotten piece of shit. especially Mexicans they die for the color blue or black and red for there hood. atlease white people and blacks play in the nfl or make movies. whites came from England blacks from Africa Mexicans from mexico. United States united race but fuck viva mexico in the usa and fuck spanisk learn Japanese. what is there country shit they want to be red white and blue. afther Cristopher Columbus there was a civil war and just bc yall can swim didn't mean juan carlos puenta beniviedos riva sanchez. won that war.

    +0 -0
  • crazyshitisgay May 6, 2017

    Nice homage but There were no mexicans at the battle of wounded knee, Silly!

    +0 -0
  • therath May 6, 2017

    Viva Mexico!

    +0 -0
  • xoxfalconxox August 4, 2017

    didnt know the hand was way down there.. I've always called it my knee

    +0 -0
 
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