THE CRISPIEST BEHEADING YOU'LL SEE TODAY

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Fuckin' guy looks like one of the mini-bosses in a Dead Rising game.

111 Comments
  • rolandomota May 2, 2017

    Lemmie take my sandles of first don't want no blood on em wen I meet my 77 virgins gotta stay fresh!

    +7 -7
    • maddog123 May 2, 2017

      Fake head!!!!!! He didn't really died go check papers for info police bust his ass don't no do you???

      +3 -7
  • luvthick May 2, 2017

    When the life you're living is so shitty, you get joyfully comfortable at the thought of an afterlife.

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  • luvthick May 2, 2017

    Executioner Big Boy Khalid! Is very efficient!

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    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @luvthick, a lot of these scimitars, shamshers and other blades were looted from various museums in the Mideast, and are of a superb quality.

      +5 -5
  • GrimmWilder May 2, 2017

    isis needs to hire THAT guy........better that hackin away with little blade like they do.,,.,.,

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    • noihavetosaythis May 2, 2017

      @GrimmWilder . . HEY . . size doesn't matter .. it's all about technique.

      +9 -5
      • bollockhead May 2, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis try telling my wife that?

        +11 -3
        • noihavetosaythis May 2, 2017

          @bollockhead . . i did.

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          • sarge07 May 2, 2017

            @noihavetosaythis LOL

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          • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

            @noihavetosaythis Nice. When will you be seeing her again? +

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          • bollockhead May 3, 2017

            @noihavetosaythis bet you was disappointed?

            +5 -2
            • noihavetosaythis May 3, 2017

              @bollockhead . . . . but . . . the sandwiches were great though . . is she putting mustard on them?

              And I love the tv in the bedroom. Boy you could play table-tennis on that thing. .

              +4 -3
              • bollockhead May 4, 2017

                @noihavetosaythis I have no tv in the bedroom? you must of got the wrong house.

                +1 -1
                • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

                  @bollockhead . . EXACTLY. I just wanted to tell everybody that I HAVE a huge tv in my bedroom.

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  • bitch choker May 2, 2017

    FLAWLESS VICTORY!!

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  • soulconsumer May 2, 2017

    Soon in a neighbourhood near you!

    +8 -7
    • lonniems May 2, 2017

      @soulconsumer Not if I have any say so.

      +1 -7
    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @soulconsumer, not around my area, too many armed ranchers.

      +2 -5
  • Cory H. May 2, 2017

    He's so proud of his efforts he covers his face. Cowardly pieces of shit.

    +10 -6
    • luvthick May 2, 2017

      @Cory H. +1

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    • mordecai May 2, 2017

      @Cory H. Same shit with the KKK???

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      • sarge07 May 2, 2017

        @mordecai, oh please. There are less than 500 actual Klan members, they gat categorized with the other uneducated hate groups.

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        • Cory H. May 2, 2017

          @sarge07, That's what I was thinking too. I certainly don't support any hate group, but I thought the klan was irrelevant these days.

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          • sarge07 May 2, 2017

            @Cory H., absolutely. There are others that are gaining members, and should be watched, and that hate groups of ALL colors.

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            • rockinron May 5, 2017

              @sarge07 yea they are called the black panthers

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    • prolurkercrazy May 2, 2017

      @Cory H. +1

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    • noihavetosaythis May 3, 2017

      @Cory H. . . this fat disgusting pedo slob needs this job.

      +4 -2
  • mr.voorhees May 2, 2017

    ISIS Pro slaughter master level +10.

    +7 -3
  • hollysmokebatman May 2, 2017

    Who got the jesus creepers

    +4 -3
  • bollockhead May 2, 2017

    ackmid is ahead by a splatter

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  • handsomedevil May 2, 2017

    better hope one of his 72 virgins knows how to "give head"

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  • mordecai May 2, 2017

    give this man a raise! Or more virgins in heaven or something! A goat?

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    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @mordecai 72 Nuns with rulers?

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  • vivalamigra May 2, 2017

    No travel ban! No human is illegal! We are all Muslim! Lucha Por 15! America Was Never Great! Resist!

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  • slopeass4 May 2, 2017

    I jacked off to that

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  • airsporter May 2, 2017

    Angle grinder and a leaf spring off an old truck and you too can have one of those!

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  • joat_amos May 2, 2017

    Get Off My Knife!!!!

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  • happyjack May 2, 2017

    Well if you have to go, there are worse ways.

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    • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

      @happyjack If they could do that without you knowing it's coming, that would probably be the easiest, most efficient way to go. As for me, I'd like to go with my face buried in a flower scented pussy!

      +1 -5
  • breakfastblunt May 2, 2017

    That's one thing you never see in these videos from the middle east, a fat guy. Honestly, someone link me a video that shows this.

    +5 -4
    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @breakfastblunt, I saw several "fat guys" during my tours of the Mideast.

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  • hatchetface May 2, 2017

    Lickitty split that fucker is quick!

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  • cellule May 2, 2017

    He did the 'up-up-down-down-left-right-A-B-A-B-select-start' trick.

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  • lonniems May 2, 2017

    If I knew I was gonna be killed I`d be fighting. whats the worst they do, kill you

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  • lonniems May 2, 2017

    at least they had a sharp one and it was quick

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  • 72jayd May 2, 2017

    Like putting a hot knike through butter.

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  • mclovin510 May 2, 2017

    Creepy? Creepy would be if he fucked the neck cavity after.

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    • noihavetosaythis May 2, 2017

      @mclovin510 . . Dont confuse CRISPIEST with creepiest or you'll get a really creepy burger.

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  • whobe May 2, 2017

    I was going to say he did a head dive. Never mind.

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  • sarge07 May 2, 2017

    Stand and run, better to be shot than dying on you knees for a fanatical out of control "religion of peace".

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    • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

      @sarge07 That's just it. If you run, they won't just shoot you. They'll make your death even more painful.

      +1 -5
      • sarge07 May 2, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem at least you'll die like man.

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        • whobe May 2, 2017

          @sarge07 And you will still have your head!

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          • sarge07 May 3, 2017

            @whobe a lil "holey" perhaps, but I'll indeed have my head, LOL

            +0 -2
  • fuckbrain May 2, 2017

    Allah es Yeshua the people of god live in israil. If dinosaurs lived and today are known as fossil oil which creates gas for cars who knew there would be cars atheist. if there big black cocks white people didn't crate the word. explain ghost, why do people die. a blind person cant see the world but its still there. atheist don't believe but believe in 666 black magic. why is there only a man and women why aren't we purple.

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    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @fuckbrain Waaa????

      +1 -5
    • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

      @fuckbrain Put the pipe down. I think, you've smoked enough!

      +1 -5
  • methcurry May 2, 2017

    Thats some Babe Ruth shit

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  • sleeko May 2, 2017

    And, the democrats want to bring these stoneage douche bags to America. Fuck them!

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  • thebutcher18 May 2, 2017

    Butterbean convertet to Islam?

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  • redcalx May 2, 2017

    Very professional, give the cunt another cheese burger!

    +4 -3
  • james511969 May 2, 2017

    Syringe or sword, the executioner has always been Anonymous.

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    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @james511969 so true

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    • Cory H. May 2, 2017

      @james511969, That is a valid point. Somehow I can't help but think this was a murder though.

      +3 -6
      • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

        @Cory H. Most of them are murders! Islam, the peaceful religion. What bullshit! +

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        • james511969 May 2, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem think about this.

          1billion practice the religion of Islam.

          If most of them were murders there would be a lot more dead christians around the world.

          It's all the extremists. And statistically, that's 3-5%.

          +3 -6
          • stevenkk May 4, 2017

            @james511969 you have a point , I have a few Muslim co-workers , and I have to say that I find it kind of creepy when you bump in to them when they are doing their daily prayers at work, you know with no shoes and bowing all the way down to the floor and stuff , but I should also say that they are the nicest people in the company .

            +2 -2
      • james511969 May 2, 2017

        @Cory H. Technically it is murder. When you take the life of a living being.

        This is part of their culture. We don't have to like, agree, or accept it.

        But as a nation we too murder in the name of justice and religion. We just have different packaging. The end result is the same.

        Our techniques have advanced whereas theirs is a little more primitive.

        +3 -5
        • Cory H. May 2, 2017

          @james511969, I wasn't assuming this was done on behalf of a court sentence.

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          • james511969 May 3, 2017

            @Cory H. I didn't say you did. I understood your comment. I'm just pointing out that religion and justice are basically the same. Isis kills in the name of religion. +

            +4 -4
            • Cory H. May 3, 2017

              @james511969, I think sometimes we get so set on a single definition of a word, such as justice, as in righting a legal wrong doing, that we can forget it has more meaning. So, for a moment, I wasn't following, but I get it now.

              +3 -3
              • james511969 May 3, 2017

                @Cory H. Exactly! +

                Always try to look at the bigger picture. Other points of view can be eye openIng.

                Or just confirm that the other view is total BS.

                +3 -3
        • noihavetosaythis May 3, 2017

          @james511969

          @james511969 . . it's true. People just like to kill people to enforce their believes and to feel more secure in their small unimportant ego.

          If it is "bringing democracy" or "bringing religious enlightenment" really makes no difference.

          It is just sad that technology is growing faster than the human intelligence. People kill faster and more efficient while still mentally not in the position to judge what they are actually doing there . .

          The world would be a different place if there where only knifes for weapons.

          +5 -2
          • james511969 May 3, 2017

            @noihavetosaythis true+. But as Einstein once said. You cannot be peaceful without preparing for war.

            We do need to advance as a species.

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            • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

              @james511969 . . Einstein was a womanbeating mathematics formular stealing fart who shouldn't be the posterchild for peace. You can ONLY be peacful by not preparing for war. You always need scared people to send them to war. If a country has nothing that scares your people . . you can't send them to war.. that easy. If russia for example would just make their army and bombs disappear tomorrow it would be very very difficult to make westerners believe into an invastion of an weaponless russia.

              +0 -1
          • sarge07 May 3, 2017

            @noihavetosaythis You cannot compare the US to ISIS in any way.

            +0 -4
            • james511969 May 3, 2017

              @sarge07 he's not, it's the bigger picture we're talking about.

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            • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

              @sarge07 . . right. The US is the root of ISIS. Bomb a country to ashes and you have millions of very angry so called "terrorist" you can use for an excuse to bomb even more countrys.

              Do you really believe a multi-trillion dollar defence and espionage industry couldn't make them disappier within a week? The sheer amount of CIA Agents alone could take all ISIS leaders out in a night.

              +0 -1
              • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

                @noihavetosaythis . . this reminds me of the restless multimilliondollar search of the US to find their cia trained Osama Bin Laden . . before the 9/11 attacks . . . they just "couldn't find him". . . but a small heroic CNN team could find him for an interview. "They took the babys out of the incubators" guys . . every year other babys . . some as big as 9/11

                +0 -0
                • sarge07 May 5, 2017

                  @noihavetosaythis, What? We knew where he was, and the Sudan even offered him to Bill Clinton. The fact remains that liberal Democrats refused to acknowledge his threat, and then refused to go after him directly. The CIA did not train Bin Ladin, that is another fact, Charlie Williams and the CIA supplied weapons during the Soviet occupation, then when he had no one else he turned on us bad capitalists.

                  +0 -0
        • vivalamigra May 3, 2017

          @james511969 Comparing the USA to Allah's sand-niggers? And you guys say my comments are a stretch.

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          • james511969 May 3, 2017

            @vivalamigra if you could just comprehend the conversation you would see that I was not comparing the US to ISIS.

            Thank you for confirming a demographic!

            +4 -2
            • vivalamigra May 4, 2017

              @james511969 No problem. Thank you for writing incomprehensible pointless gibberish and blaming the reader for being unable to make sense of it.

              +1 -1
              • james511969 May 4, 2017

                @vivalamigra ok I'll explain it like 45 would.

                ISIS bad hombres. Could wreak wall, Sad!

                I'll work all the time, job too hard. Obama not American citizen, show us a real birth certificate! You don't get to see my conflicts of interest taxes, I won! Sore losers. I go play golf now. Thanks tax payers!

                +1 -1
          • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

            @vivalamigra . . well there are billions of people who would describe the US as an terrorist-state. But not in your media that is sucking exclusively the reuters tit for news.

            The US is currently killing people in 7 countrys . . and people there are in terror and fear . . so how exactly to we define the word "terror" there?

            +1 -1
        • sarge07 May 3, 2017

          @james511969 Their "technology" for executions is primitive simply because that's what they believe. I have first hand experience with the Daesh, and otherradicals and they are beyond animalistic fanatics. What most are concerned about is that the non radical Islamic in various cities and countries RARELY speak out against the actions of radicals when they commit acts of terrorism. It is human nature to be leary of those deemed for whatever reason as "Untrustworthy".

          +0 -2
          • james511969 May 3, 2017

            @sarge07 I consult with highly skilled people who also had very close and direct contact with people in these regions. They all have different stories. Some are in your boat steering it. But there are a few that have said, they think it's all the preseption. And the ones that do speak out are being heard, but they don't get the attention because It's not "shocking" enough.

            Guess that's why we all end up here. Right?

            I don't pretend to know the answers, I just hate to think that our troops are sent over there to solve, what someone else sees as a problem.

            If that's how they want to live, then we should not be bothering them.

            And Obama fucked up pulling the troops out too soon, because he wanted to fufill a campaign promise.

            +3 -3
            • sarge07 May 4, 2017

              @james511969, I don't think there are any real answers. I will tell you this, I was told by an Imam here n Tucson that they cannot condemn their own without violating the Quran. That speaks volumes in itself.

              +0 -1
              • airsporter May 5, 2017

                @sarge07 Could you expand on this for me the ignorant please - Anywhere from Britains relationship with Saudi Arabia over weapon sales to U.K.I.P.S. proposals to deter F.G.M. by medical examination of at risk groups returning to the U.K._ Which surprises me as Liberal feminists especially should be on the case.

                Thanks.

                +1 -0
  • captjim May 2, 2017

    it slices! it dices! it juliennes!

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    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @captjim it's slice o matic

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  • truckingman May 2, 2017

    I enjoy the fact that the victim's was executed is a quick matter. He did not suffer during his execution unlike some of the other victims we have seen in beheading execution (ISIS).

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    • noihavetosaythis May 3, 2017

      @truckingman . . still. . imagine the painful waiting for your own death. It is just against nature to get killed without a real lifethreatening cause.

      Can you imagine the incredible fear when you fall on your knees in the dirt and you know you will never ever see your family again? Espescially if you feel that they are in the wrong but they still have the power to take your life with millions of beautiful memorys and experiences for some sort of religious SHIT they believe in.

      That's still disgusting . .

      +4 -3
      • sarge07 May 3, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis, And you'd rather a mass murderer be allowed to live out his life after taking X amount of lives in prison at an exurbanite amount of tax dollars?

        +1 -3
        • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

          @sarge07 . . huh? Different topic . . but ok: I would create an prison-island with no way of escaping. Then prisoners have to survive there as a group. That is much much muuuch cheaper and they have the chance to build up real social skills. They get some simple rules.

          +1 -0
  • alwaysaproblem May 2, 2017

    That had to be a Ginsu!

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    • sarge07 May 2, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem Ronco

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    • truckingman May 3, 2017

      Alwaysaproblem could the sword have been a 'Forver Sharp?'

      +3 -1
  • mehofjack May 3, 2017

    What the fuck was he thinking before and after ! Dezzam

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  • failure101 May 3, 2017

    His head came off so quick he could probably smell his balls at the end.

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  • blowsmoke May 6, 2017

    Isn't being that fat against islam somehow!?

    BTW welcome to europe (the old americans) a mere 200 years ago......... they're just 200 years behind us..... soon they're figure out enslaving these people and not killing them will make them more money, and grow a world economy with fast food chains, and encourage women to get implants being completely secular while 80% of the population believe we actually still live in a religious society (such as this,... and cuz you ppl are a mostly dumb rednecks i have to repeat..... this was our society 200 years ago)

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  • crazyshitisgay May 6, 2017

    Going out on your knees is not an option where I come from. Hopefully, his family tracks and kills every asshole that participated.

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  • big_daddy305 May 9, 2017

    Now we know what happened to Beverly Hills Ninja.

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  • kvrmvoes May 11, 2017

    I'm going to post this on my Facebook page I'll give credit to the website.

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  • newwaves May 23, 2017

    If i get caputred let this kill me, it was so smooth

    +0 -0
 
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