SHORT PEOPLE PROBLEMS: LUCKY HE DIDN'T GET IMPALED

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  • drewstl May 4, 2017

    U going to pay for that and It's coming out your next paycheck!

    +3 -4
    • noihavetosaythis May 4, 2017

      @drewstl . . what's your problem . . it's a horizontal shelf now. Everything is still in it's place.

      +7 -1
      • drewstl May 4, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis lmao, oKAY!

        +3 -2
  • mehofjack May 4, 2017

    You look ! You buy!

    +6 -2
  • sexmaster May 4, 2017

    Now pick that shit up.

    +6 -2
  • im not mexican May 4, 2017

    Stupid close call

    +5 -2
  • airsporter May 4, 2017

    His jazz mags under that gallon jug on the right....He must have forgot!

    +2 -5
  • vivalamigra May 4, 2017

    You know that shelving unit came with braces to anchor it to the wall. I bet they are still in a little plastic bag taped under the top shelf.

    +6 -3
    • hatchetface May 4, 2017

      @vivalamigra but the question begs to be asked, do they know what they are and how to use the or do they think they are just mini-dildos?

      +6 -1
      • sarge07 May 4, 2017

        @hatchetface, most likely the latter. When I was in the Army we had a supply clerk take the bolts out of the shelves and had them fall on his sorry ass. During the investigation he stated that he thought they were unnecessary, however his room mate stated that he was going to do something that would get him hurt and out of the Army. It worked, it got him a Dishonorable, LOL

        +1 -3
  • freddykrueger May 4, 2017

    ...you know he was like "muthafucka just fell over"

    +5 -3
    • truckingman May 4, 2017

      Freddykrueger the victim can blame the accident on the company's failure to sercure the shelving unit to the floor or wall.

      +5 -1
      • freddykrueger May 6, 2017

        @truckingman...I agree 1800-CALL-SAM ask for that crossed eye guy! here's the commercial...

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5w7u9VxFYk

        +1 -0
        • desky57 August 13, 2017

          @freddykrueger .... you are a funny MF ! Who says alot of bs information isnt useful.

          +0 -0
  • happyjack May 4, 2017

    Impaled? I'm thinking he's lucky that he didn't get squashed like a grape.

    +11 -3
    • sarge07 May 4, 2017

      @happyjack, or a cucaracha

      +1 -3
  • GrimmWilder May 4, 2017

    Leprechauns cause so much mischief.,.,.,

    +4 -5
  • mr.voorhees May 4, 2017

    Diego nearly squeezed to death.

    +5 -1
  • bollockhead May 4, 2017

    vlad the impaler

    +4 -1
  • whobe May 4, 2017

    Go big. Go to Home Depot.

    +2 -4
  • zykario May 4, 2017

    Nigga please!!

    +5 -2
  • fatlarry May 4, 2017

    what an asshole there was a stool right there

    +4 -1
  • felterupgood May 4, 2017

    I'm guessing they need a sign that says... Ask an employee for anything you want from the top shelf.

    +2 -3
  • truckingman May 4, 2017

    Why did the victim not use the stool in the background to reach his item? Also, it would be more entertaining if the victim could have pulled the shelving unit onto himself as he fell off the stool...

    +5 -1
    • luvthick May 4, 2017

      @truckingman It was too obvious.

      +2 -4
  • hollysmokebatman May 4, 2017

    What was he thinking

    +3 -1
  • failure101 May 4, 2017

    His earnings from his Christmas time mall job could cover it.

    +4 -1
  • nybadguy May 5, 2017

    Napolian complex

    +2 -1
  • deadpen May 8, 2017

    There is a fucking stool like 15 feet away. Yea it isn't as safe as a ladder but fuck.

    +1 -0
  • desky57 August 13, 2017

    So ignorance is Bliss ... he's walking away, must work

    +0 -0
 
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