IF YOUR CUMSHOTS LAST MORE THAN AN HOUR, SEE A DOCTOR

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  • bollockhead May 5, 2017

    pmsfl the Chinese think of everything

    +3 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 5, 2017

    Bollocks !

    +4 -1
    • sarge07 May 5, 2017

      @mr.voorhees yep[, way too much babybatter

      +0 -3
  • hollysmokebatman May 5, 2017

    Hey you missed a bit on top of my head

    +3 -1
  • GrimmWilder May 5, 2017

    The bad news is he works for KrispyKreme glazing doughnuts.,.,.,.

    +14 -4
    • james511969 May 5, 2017

      @GrimmWilder ha!

      Thank you for never wanting a glazed doughnut EVER!!! +

      +8 -4
    • Cory H. May 5, 2017

      @GrimmWilder, How many dozen before you figured it out?

      +6 -4
      • whobe May 5, 2017

        GROSS!

        +4 -4
      • smellthis May 5, 2017

        @Cory H. , you tell us Cory. We know your into an occasional salty facial..

        +3 -4
    • sarge07 May 5, 2017

      @GrimmWilder LOL +5

      +3 -2
  • im not mexican May 5, 2017

    That isn't a dick, that is a sprinkler xdxdxdzdx

    +6 -1
  • thelegend27 May 5, 2017

    bein on crazyshit all day i cant even tell if this is real or fake anymore

    +7 -1
  • dio.cane May 5, 2017

    You stole my vid motherfuckers!!!!

    +6 -1
  • noihavetosaythis May 5, 2017

    The non-asian-size of the dick gave it away. I am not sure about the cum.

    +8 -1
  • bollockhead May 5, 2017

    dude is the doctor

    +3 -1
  • dizeer May 5, 2017

    He sometimes feeds the poor kids in the neighborhood. Today it was just your sister.

    +6 -1
  • banapfel May 5, 2017

    how is this possible?

    +5 -1
  • vivalamigra May 5, 2017

    Know you know why there are so many of "them".

    +4 -3
  • happyendings May 5, 2017

    The biggest sign this penis is a fake: Its too big for a japanese ^^

    +7 -1
  • freddykrueger May 5, 2017

    I didn't know I could watch porn on the Nintendo!

    +2 -3
    • bigsmokey86 May 5, 2017

      @freddykrueger Hot 8 bit action!

      +1 -2
  • peaks May 5, 2017

    DAMN!

    This guy could have put out the great Chicago fire all by himself.

    +4 -3
  • luvthick May 5, 2017

    Mr. Hung Wun, definitely went over the regulated birth limit.

    +3 -7
  • Cory H. May 5, 2017

    Silly string for dicks.

    +2 -4
  • sirfartsalot May 5, 2017

    Must have a garden hose rammed up his ass.

    +5 -1
  • hatchetface May 5, 2017

    Now that ain't right, put down a tarp on some shit first

    +5 -2
    • bigsmokey86 May 5, 2017

      @hatchetface For some fucked up reason this really reminded me of the slime shit from Ghostbusters 2.

      +2 -3
  • whobe May 5, 2017

    I remember the first time I got some pussy. I bet she left snail trails for a week.

    +3 -4
    • peaks May 5, 2017

      @whobe LOL

      +3 -3
    • Cory H. May 5, 2017

      @whobe, Most people can remember a week ago.

      +2 -4
    • felterupgood May 5, 2017

      @whobe

      It's easy to remember the first time I got pussy because it was the only time.

      +2 -3
  • sarge07 May 5, 2017

    I call shenanigans!

    +2 -3
  • tunisia May 5, 2017

    sperm bank's top employee

    +2 -2
  • triggertripper44 May 5, 2017

    Of course it is real!!! Just like everything you see on the WWW is, right? I'm call b.s.!!

    +6 -1
  • darksider803 May 5, 2017

    Imagine Him ramming that ass and how long he could go for and the aftermath !!!!

    +4 -1
  • daveoconnor4747 May 5, 2017

    wtf

    +5 -1
  • failure101 May 5, 2017

    Gotta ice the balls after that performance.

    +4 -1
  • jaymen May 5, 2017

    Sorry gents. It's legit. It's called "hyperspermia" try it!

    +2 -2
  • blowsmoke May 6, 2017

    LMFAO if they woulda left it at the first one I might've actually even been astounded believing it.... they did a very convincing job with it at first.

    +3 -1
  • intrepidnoodle May 6, 2017

    Is she saying Latte. If so that is a venti and is 3.95

    +3 -1
  • junkhunter May 6, 2017

    It looks real, I guess. But where can anybody put that cum at?

    +3 -1
  • crazyshitisgay May 6, 2017

    real

    +2 -2
  • big_daddy305 May 6, 2017

    If that guy blows a load in a bitch, her whole apartment complex gets pregnant.

    +3 -1
  • mr.pickles May 6, 2017

    He trying to drown that bitch

    +1 -1
  • cellule May 6, 2017

    I can do much better with a can of WD-40. ..anytime.

    +1 -1
  • therath May 6, 2017

    Sad because she only made $72 for the shoot that day.

    +1 -1
    • GrimmWilder May 6, 2017

      @therath .......Dude.......Liking yer avatar, it's creepy as all get out!

      +1 -1
  • mikexican May 8, 2017

    Now that takes waterboarding to another level

    +0 -0
  • deadpen May 8, 2017

    If you dick is made of rubber see a doctor.

    +0 -0
  • rusty shackleford May 9, 2017

    She ate those kids like the witch in Hansel and Gretel

    +0 -0
  • rockinron May 9, 2017

    in truckingmans voice"what in the muther fucking blue actual fuck is wrong with his penis?"

    +0 -0
  • mjb0206 May 10, 2017

    Still can't get her pregnant though....

    +0 -0
  • robbobertson May 10, 2017

    WHY DO THESE GOOKS ALWAYS ACT LIKE THEY'RE CRYING IN THIER SHITTY FILMS?

    +0 -0
  • sleeko May 10, 2017

    I'm calling Bullshit! Not even I can throw a load, like that.

    +0 -0
  • blackenedamerica May 15, 2017

    that was fake

    +0 -0
  • antoniomamie May 22, 2017

    what is she complaining she just got a free facial of male protein everyone knows in ancient Rome it was used to make women's skin smoother & attractive a weekly dose of sperm on the kisser will make this woman beautiful & radiant.

    +0 -0
 
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