BRUTAL: BEHEADING GOES WRONG... SO THEY GO TO PLAN-B

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  • hellreaper666 May 8, 2017

    After years of beheading you'd think they'd learn how to .. you know ...... BEHAED!!!!

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    • bollockhead May 8, 2017

      @hellreaper666 can`t wait for plan C

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  • soulconsumer May 8, 2017

    Yet another example of gods perfect creation. Thank you lord.

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  • rolandomota May 8, 2017

    Well that was definitely some crazy shit

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  • hulkbuster May 8, 2017

    nice watch!

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  • joat_amos May 8, 2017

    These stupid fucks still don't get it. SHARPEN your blades!

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    • breakfastblunt May 8, 2017

      @joat_amos That knife was sharp as fuck - cut through his stomach with no problem. Guy just didn't know how to behead someone.

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      • joat_amos May 8, 2017

        @breakfastblunt If you call that "Sharp as fuck" your just as dumb as they are.

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  • hatchetface May 8, 2017

    What the fuck was he using a file???

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  • ebola May 8, 2017

    OK, they are not really that good in behading people, but they are not afraid to get their hands dirty...

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  • bollockhead May 8, 2017

    is this the same guy that ate his ears?

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    • happyendings May 9, 2017

      @bollockhead

      Yes he is. Same shirt and same cut at left ear. Poor guy.

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      • ohhmy May 11, 2017

        @happyendings

        Bless his heart

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  • underpants May 8, 2017

    That's about enough Internet for today

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  • noihavetosaythis May 8, 2017

    Is plan C getting a college education and a normal life?

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  • luvthick May 8, 2017

    I imagine that lowlife pieces of shit like this sleep with both eyes open.

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  • james511969 May 8, 2017

    Plan B? That's if you forget to use a condom.

    That's a late term abortion right there.

    Where are all those" right to lifers" now???

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    • vivalamigra May 8, 2017

      @james511969 So True. That would have fixed Kimmel's kid. Simple procedure.

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      • luvthick May 8, 2017

        @vivalamigra

        That was cold!

        How can the Right Wing be Pro-Life and anti Healthcare?

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        • breakfastblunt May 8, 2017

          @luvthick They can't. All a conservative does is use talking points and platitudes. Everything contradicts itself. Against abortion, but won't fund children in need. The buck-toothed constituents that back these politicians are getting fucked, but the politicians say simple words and they're 100% behind them. The fantasy world that conservatives live in is fucking appalling. We're all getting fucked.

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          • luvthick May 8, 2017

            @breakfastblunt

            Exactly! +10

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          • sarge07 May 8, 2017

            @breakfastblunt, and liberal constantly name calling makes you no better

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            • kungfubeaner May 8, 2017

              @sarge07 I agree, the world liberals live in is even crazier. and I'm a liberal but I see it, Libs call conservative science deniers but they do the same thing when it comes to their feelings and Libs won't admit abortion is a very complex issue

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              • prolurkercrazy May 8, 2017

                @kungfubeaner Wow, Dave I believe that's the fist time I have ever given you a neg. sad day man.

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              • luvthick May 8, 2017

                @kungfubeaner

                You remind me of Mayor Edward I. Koch.

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              • alwaysaproblem May 8, 2017

                @kungfubeaner +

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            • james511969 May 8, 2017

              @sarge07 it's not the name calling. Republicans do that too. It's more the pussy footing around and not having balls to stand up for themselves. Or being OVERLY sensitive.

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              • luvthick May 8, 2017

                @james511969

                That's it in a nutshell!

                The GOP, never make any apologies for their positions.

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                • vivalamigra May 10, 2017

                  @luvthick I have not yet received one apology from Barack, Daley, Durbin o r Rahm. Should I hold my breath?

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              • sarge07 May 9, 2017

                @james511969 I agree, we ALL need to stop myself included. And I will

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                • james511969 May 9, 2017

                  @sarge07 +

                  I try too, but it is difficult.

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            • treehouse21 May 8, 2017

              @sarge07 So name calling is just as bad as taking healthcare away from 24 million people? Wow....

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              • luvthick May 8, 2017

                @treehouse21 +1

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              • prolurkercrazy May 8, 2017

                @treehouse21 +1

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              • vivalamigra May 9, 2017

                @treehouse21 Show me where in the Constitution I am responsible to pay for your healthcare. Wow...

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                • treehouse21 May 9, 2017

                  @vivalamigra Even Paul Ryan referred to Obamacare as the "law of the land" a few months ago did he not? Here's how it originally became a law as explained by the constitution:

                  http://www.heritage.org/the-constitution/report/how-bill-becomes-law-the-constitutional-way

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                  • vivalamigra May 10, 2017

                    @treehouse21 It's up to the staes how they want to handle health insurance. It is unconstitutional to the Federal Government to force us to purchase government health insurance. No one was turned away here in Chicago before Obama.

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                    • treehouse21 May 10, 2017

                      @vivalamigra "No one was turned away"???? Do you realize how ignorant you sound? People who needed constant care for chronic conditions like cancer and diabetes were turned down by insurance companies all over the country because they were deemed too expensive to cover. The new law requiring everyone to purchase health insurance erased this problem that MILLIONS of people were having. If anything is unconstitutional, it's the Federal government trying to force me to pay for your stupid fucking wall that wont solve anything.

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                      • vivalamigra May 10, 2017

                        @treehouse21 The people that can't get insurance are the people without money. Then they get it free from the County. Obama accomplished nothing but some Kenyan Shell Game. The Great WALL Of America is constitutional. The Federal government must protect us from invasion.

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                      • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

                        @treehouse21 WALL!

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              • sarge07 May 9, 2017

                @treehouse21 Apples and oranges, and that's all I am saying on this thread

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              • alwaysaproblem May 10, 2017

                @treehouse21 It's a pity that you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Too much CNN! Stick to housework, little girl!

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                • treehouse21 May 11, 2017

                  @alwaysaproblem I can't do housework if I'm too sick to get out of bed. It's safe to say I DO know what the hell I'm talking about when it comes to healthcare because I have more than enough experience dealing with it myself without the help of CNN telling me what to think.

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                  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

                    @treehouse21 Sorry to hear. How much do I owe you?

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                  • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

                    @treehouse21 Sounds like you need a companion in that bed with you. I detect a cock deficiency problem!

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                    • treehouse21 May 12, 2017

                      @alwaysaproblem The cock deficiency problem you are detecting is coming from between your legs, you cunt. ;)

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          • vivalamigra May 8, 2017

            @breakfastblunt Children in need? Such tiresome platitudes. Can't any fathers provide anything anymore?

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            • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

              @vivalamigra They don't know who the fathers are!

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        • prolurkercrazy May 8, 2017

          @luvthick +1

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        • vivalamigra May 8, 2017

          @luvthick Simple. You pay for your own abortions. And if you decide not to kill the kid you pay for it's upbringing. Why is that so fucking hard for liberals? How do they wipe their asses if the government doesn't give all the liberals toilet paper?

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          • luvthick May 8, 2017

            @vivalamigra

            I am actually anti abortion, but I am also smart enough to understand that not everything planned parenthood does is evil. Also, not everyone should have children. So allow people to decide for themselves without government interference.

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            • prolurkercrazy May 8, 2017

              @luvthick +1

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            • vivalamigra May 9, 2017

              @luvthick Most Planned Parenthood facilities only commit abortions.

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              • james511969 May 9, 2017

                @vivalamigra oh? Have you ever set foot in one? Have you ever personally talked to a planed parenthood employee?

                The one I volunteer at, offers so much more. More planning STD prevention education and pregnancy prevention. I would say that 28% are because kids make mistakes when they are drunk.

                Don't be a blind lemming.

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                • prolurkercrazy May 10, 2017

                  @james511969 you and I know that Vivalamigra doesn't think for himself. Like most right wing-nuts they just spout talking points at each other until they believe them.

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                  • vivalamigra May 10, 2017

                    @prolurkercrazy You rationalize killing babies and having taxpayers foot the bill, and I am the bad one? Right...

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                    • james511969 May 11, 2017

                      @vivalamigra really? Don't kill the baby in the womb send it off to war! Because War is ok. Righ? Right? Riiiiigggghhhttt?????

                      8b added to defense spending? We could have healthcare for all.... and none of this bullshit Healthcare we have going on.

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                      • vivalamigra May 12, 2017

                        @james511969 Just think how much money we would have for healthcare if we disbanded the military and all law enforcement. Why are you not an economist?

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                  • james511969 May 11, 2017

                    @prolurkercrazy no no Faux thinks for them.

                    But to be fair far Lefties can be just as bad. They think they know it all, but no one really does.

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                • vivalamigra May 12, 2017

                  @james511969 Jerking off into a cup in the lobby is NOT volunteering.

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      • sarge07 May 8, 2017

        @vivalamigra, not cool, KIDS ARE OFF LIMITS!!!

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        • vivalamigra May 8, 2017

          @sarge07 I'm the one advocating AGAINST aborting kids. Never mind.

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          • sarge07 May 8, 2017

            @vivalamigra, you attacked Jimmy Kimmel's kid who was born with a heart defect, very common and repairable. sorry the attack was not warranted

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            • james511969 May 8, 2017

              @sarge07 + right?

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            • luvthick May 8, 2017

              @sarge07

              Right On! +1

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            • vivalamigra May 8, 2017

              @sarge07 Kimmel exploited that kid first to make a cheap political point, but I get your point, and well taken.

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            • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

              @sarge07 Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, etc. are liberal pieces of shit! PS - So is that scumbag, DeNiro!

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      • alwaysaproblem May 8, 2017

        @vivalamigra ++

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    • sarge07 May 8, 2017

      @james511969 retroactive abortion?

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      • james511969 May 8, 2017

        @sarge07 wow, I go to work for the day and all this happens?

        What a can of worms I opened up.

        Just so you all know, I believe the government should not have a say in abortion. It should be the woman's right to choose. (They just have to expect, it's their fault if they fall down the stairs) I'm against abortion, vote Independant, because both parties are too stupid and have their own agenda.. I work for a very well known company that develops products for the military and I am against going to war.

        How's that for being middle of the road?

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        • prolurkercrazy May 8, 2017

          @james511969 take a fuckin' stand you flip flopper!

          ;-)

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          • james511969 May 9, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy hahaha!

            I do stand for what I believe in. Some are Republican and some are Democratic. I find more of my ideology leans left , but this two party system really sucks. Bill Weld would have been good if he didn't run with Johnson.

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            • prolurkercrazy May 10, 2017

              @james511969 I was just poking a litte fun at you cause I know you are a big enough person to understand it was just that.

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              • james511969 May 11, 2017

                @prolurkercrazy all good man! Keep shitting!

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  • thelegend27 May 8, 2017

    Okay first: Its nothing new that there are inhuman things that do something in this world, im done with that okay, but why open his stomach in first place like, there are so many ways to kill, i just dont get it it, and 2nd why the hell wouldnt he wear gloves, this is disgusting.

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    • mr.voorhees May 8, 2017

      @thelegend27 Savage, rough ppl is the answer.

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      • alwaysaproblem May 8, 2017

        @mr.voorhees They're not people, they're animals. Wait, I take that back. animals only kill to survive. This is way beyond that.

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    • sarge07 May 8, 2017

      @thelegend27, so he can't run or fight back.

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    • sarge07 May 8, 2017

      @thelegend27, and so the animals rip his innards out while he's still alive, if of course he hasn't bled out by now

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    • sarge07 May 8, 2017

      @thelegend27 They're just fuckin animals

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  • mr.voorhees May 8, 2017

    Omg, it's the aftermath from: WTF?! FORCED TO EAT HIS EARS AFTER CUTTING THEM OFF video.

    Same guy.

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  • whobe May 8, 2017

    Just looking for his drugs.

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  • chy May 8, 2017

    fcuking animals... sick people

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  • iluvkitty May 8, 2017

    NIKE: Just do it.... eat them.

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  • lonniems May 8, 2017

    just nuke them and be done with the trash

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  • sarge07 May 8, 2017

    More fuckin animals that need to be exterminated

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  • mr.voorhees May 8, 2017

    I listen to this durin' watchin':

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJ2AZxIOiM

    It makes it more comfortable.

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  • juggernaad May 8, 2017

    Same Guy? As the eating ears movie just a couple ago?

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  • dryden1877 May 8, 2017

    This is the same guy who had to eat his ears... In a video further down...

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  • willwags1 May 8, 2017

    WTF are they trying to behead him with a butter knife?!

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  • whbonney May 8, 2017

    That's passive motherfucker. They made him eat his own ears, and he just sat there while they cut them off. WHAT DID HE THINK ? He's was going to have to go to WalMart looking like that? Noooo... THEY'RE GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU SILLY FUCK.

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    • sarge07 May 8, 2017

      @whbonney probably stoned out on heroin, that seems to be what the cartels do now while they butcher you alive like the animals they are

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  • GrimmWilder May 8, 2017

    I'm sorry but them fuckers would have to chase and tackle my ass down ....NO GOD DAMNED WAY would i juss sit there and take it like that!.,,.,,.,.,.

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  • ob1 May 8, 2017

    How fuckin incompetent do you have to be to do that job?

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  • truckingman May 8, 2017

    Why do this MF" _____________________ NOT BUILD GUILLOTINES THEN THEY CAN KILL AS MANY VICTIMS AS THEY MF" CAN AT ONE TIME......

    JUST APPALLED, .......................

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  • whitegoat May 8, 2017

    Are these fuckers that are getting beheaded drugged up? If not why the fuck do they sit there and let the person carve on them like a Thanksgiving Turkey? At least go down fighting!!! Fuck......................

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    • ohhmy May 11, 2017

      @whitegoat

      Agreed

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  • alwaysaproblem May 8, 2017

    Is that where bacon comes from?

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  • alwaysaproblem May 8, 2017

    It was like, he welcomed death!

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  • GrimmWilder May 8, 2017

    "It is no easy task to cleave a man's head from his shoulders"

    ----Crixus : Gladiator and Roman executioner----

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  • jzasekcrazy May 8, 2017

    Am I the only one who thinks that plan A was to take his heart out? You hear someone say it. To cut his neck was to bleed it

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  • luger34lol May 8, 2017

    Wtf

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  • 72jayd May 9, 2017

    This guy's insides are made of yogurt.

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  • chy May 9, 2017

    i hate this fcuking brazil

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  • ohhmy May 11, 2017

    Eating his ear wasn't enough?!?!

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    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @ohhmy When you have dinner, don't you have the main course with some sides and a salad? +

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  • chy May 13, 2017

    fcuking sick people..... and they are frommm ....... gues ????? BRAZIL stupid animals ..

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  • kyjellymonster May 17, 2017

    Fucking animals

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  • eggo4u June 7, 2017

    BUILD THE WALL BAD HOMBRES!!!!!

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  • drgnsdn84 July 1, 2017

    It looked almost as if The dude wanted his head cut off.he lifted his chin for him and then they stopped when he put his hands up..don't know about anyone else but if I'm not bound up and someone about to cut my head off I'm at least trying to run

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  • drgnsdn84 July 1, 2017

    And how the guy still alive with his head barely hanging on? He's still moving his arms while they are cutting his stomach open

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  • moejoe July 17, 2017

    GOT DAM PUSSY...DIDN'T EVEN PUT UP A FIGHT.....

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