SO CRAZYSHIT... WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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  • runforestrun May 11, 2017

    Bertha say no to roids!!!!

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    • lonniems May 11, 2017

      @runforestrun clit turning into a dick

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      • hollysmokebatman May 11, 2017

        @lonniems I think I need to speak to a psychologist after watching this

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  • hatchetface May 11, 2017

    Is that jack jilling off or Jill jacking off?

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    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @hatchetface Yes!

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  • sarge07 May 11, 2017

    I aint scared of much, but heshe scares me

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    • joat_amos May 11, 2017

      @sarge07 Me too Sarge. Lol

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  • sharkbait May 11, 2017

    Damn,not only is this shit confusing but also I am almost experiencing a little penis envy.

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  • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

    IF you do fuck it,.you had BETTER make her happy,..,.,

    +5 -5
    • freddykrueger May 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder...no one fucks pink hulk, pink hulk fucks everyone!

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  • kingbigballs May 11, 2017

    China's sex tape?

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  • Cory H. May 11, 2017

    Target ain't even got a place for that to take a piss.

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  • maddog123 May 11, 2017

    Somebody on this sight just doesn't like white folks!!!!!!!!!

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    • Cory H. May 11, 2017

      @maddog123, Would you fuck her?

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      • maddog123 May 11, 2017

        @Cory H. Where would you poke it ??????????

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        • Cory H. May 11, 2017

          @maddog123, I wouldn't, and I have no clue. That thing must've grew from something at Area 51.

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          • maddog123 May 11, 2017

            @Cory H. So what your trying to say if I may be so bold???

            This is a unidentified fucking object!!!???

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            • bigsmokey86 May 11, 2017

              @maddog123 Unsubstantiated female object.

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    • putrifaction May 11, 2017

      @maddog123 ya think?

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  • ruthlessio May 11, 2017

    ;kjdfnvwENCV E;KSNcmvae v

    Sorry i was wiping the jazz off of my keyboard

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  • 72jayd May 11, 2017

    She has turned into a hermaphrodite.

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  • rouge_et_blanc May 11, 2017

    To be really honest outside of revolting I'm not sure what "it" is

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  • lonniems May 11, 2017

    so what bathroom does he/she goto

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    • maddog123 May 11, 2017

      @lonniems why would you argue with this fucker which one it would/could use???

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      • mordecai May 11, 2017

        @maddog123 does he/she shake it or wipe it?

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        • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

          @mordecai kick it!

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        • maddog123 May 11, 2017

          @mordecai I'm not about to ask that mother fucker yeah boy!!!

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        • sarge07 May 11, 2017

          @mordecai yes

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  • drewstl May 11, 2017

    How, Would I hit It? She just let me know she bigger than Me!

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  • jimsacunt May 11, 2017

    Fucking arnie

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  • ouch May 11, 2017

    NAFC

    Not A Fucking Chance

    +5 -4
  • blartfart May 11, 2017

    Fuckin ROID MONKEY!!

    +5 -1
  • ohhmy May 11, 2017

    Everyone has a taste

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    • goodster May 11, 2017

      @ohhmy And this "thing" isn't part of mine!

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    • mykejp May 12, 2017

      @ohhmy My tastebuds have been destroyed from all the vomit I produced after watching that thing playing itself.

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  • sexmaster May 11, 2017

    With a 12 guage.

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    • bigsmokey86 May 11, 2017

      @sexmaster The pellets would bounce of the hebitch pecs.

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  • bollockhead May 11, 2017

    what the fuck did i just watch?

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  • im not mexican May 11, 2017

    My Dick is confused

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  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    Never seen a vid before with Hercules jerking in it. Amazing !

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  • picklehiesner May 11, 2017

    I don't think even Truckingman can explain this

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  • reno7790 May 11, 2017

    Look out the window ! It's a man, no it's a women, no ............ what the fuck is it ?

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  • whobe May 11, 2017

    Why is he wearing nail polish?

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  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

    Antifa?

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  • candle May 11, 2017

    No I wouldn't hit it. It looks like it can hit back harder than me

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  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    No cumshot ?

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  • failure101 May 11, 2017

    I would not hit it. I'd watch it mate out of curiosity though.

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    • goodster May 11, 2017

      @failure101 ,,That Would be a sight to see.

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      • sarge07 May 11, 2017

        @goodster something from Mutual of Omaha's Marlin Perkins show, "Now we'll watch as Jim quietly sneaks up on the heshe beast and will attempt to capture it and shove his thump up it's ass. Oh no! Oh no! Oh poor Jim.

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        • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

          @sarge07 Sunday Night, 7PM Ch. 4. That was my favorite show.+ Sarge, you sound like an old fuck but not as old as I am!

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  • putrifaction May 11, 2017

    A terrible and amoral void has just been clawed into my consciousness.

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  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

    Good thing Obama had bathrooms built for it.

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  • treehouse21 May 11, 2017

    I honestly expected jizz to shoot out at the end.

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    • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

      @treehouse21

      He wasn't finish at the end of the vid.

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  • cptnpinkbeard May 11, 2017

    AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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  • daveoconnor4747 May 11, 2017

    Im the only one like it ?

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  • ob1 May 11, 2017

    Imagine all the jars she could open, if she'd only stop wanking.

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  • sleeko May 11, 2017

    For such a big dude, he sure has a little tool.

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  • whitechristian May 11, 2017

    Would that make a man gay if he were to go down on her?

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  • mungo parrot May 11, 2017

    is that a trailor for alien covenant ?

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  • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

    Be back later. Have to boil my eyes!

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    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem Eye bleach is cheaper and faster it's on sale at the Walmart 6 gallons for a buck, stock up now.

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  • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

    I don't know boys...where's your sense of adventure?......just imagine the bragging rights of fucking that and living to tell about it!!

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    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder No Thanks! +

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    • luvthick May 12, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      You would fuck that? Wouldn't you? And you have the nerves to call people animals.

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  • triggertripper44 May 11, 2017

    Very Simple:. WTF?????

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  • castorfist May 11, 2017

    Wes Craven vs Crazyshit

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  • tnblkbear May 11, 2017

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT THING?!?!

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  • deadpen May 11, 2017

    Would you hit it? Well I don't think the choice would be up to you.

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  • nybadguy May 11, 2017

    That b 1 big clit.

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  • doc_ock May 11, 2017

    WTF was that

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  • cellule May 11, 2017

    I bet this creature can squirt more than a fire-fighter truck.

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  • rasriff May 11, 2017

    So THAT is what maddog123 looks like

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  • blueballedbastard May 11, 2017

    .

    Thats enough internet for me tonight!

    +3 -1
  • vi11@in May 12, 2017

    Of course I'd hit it, fuck I wouldn't even tap the brakes.

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  • big_daddy305 May 12, 2017

    Why the fuck could I NOT stop watching this? Does this make me gay?

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  • big_daddy305 May 12, 2017

    It's like Blanca from Street Fighter without the shorts.

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  • mykejp May 12, 2017

    Another reason to stay away from steroids.

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  • allcaps May 12, 2017

    dude...i would eat that shit till she begged me to stop...i would suck her clit like i was a sissy fag...i would leave her shit blacked and bruised and chew on it like corn on the cob...and then do it again if she told me too..and a finger up her butthole weather she liked it or snot..

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    • alwaysaproblem May 12, 2017

      @allcaps I'll pray for you!

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    • sarge07 May 12, 2017

      @allcaps We'll have the rescue squad standing by for ya

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      • alwaysaproblem May 12, 2017

        @sarge07 I don't think that he/she can be rescued after that. Not sure if allcaps is male or female?

        +1 -3
        • sarge07 May 12, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem I love a good mystery, and we have three set of "the jaws of life" to help pry caps out if need be.

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          • alwaysaproblem May 12, 2017

            @sarge07 It's a good thing that it wasn't jewman. I wouldn't know where to begin to look for a , "jews-of-life"! +

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  • seamorebuts May 12, 2017

    Keeps doing that its going to leek trans fluid

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    • sarge07 May 12, 2017

      @seamorebuts LOL +5, I saw what ya did there

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  • dozer67 May 12, 2017

    That is the worse roided " female "monster beast I have ever seen who is it impressing?

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  • mr.voorhees May 12, 2017

    Hey folks

    No joke, what's the track name. I like it and hit it !

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  • mr.voorhees May 12, 2017

    Bless You - Lulu Rouge

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  • castorfist May 12, 2017

    Mom?

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  • felterupgood May 12, 2017

    I would have to find out if her internal muscles are as well developed as her external muscles. ...but I'm afraid that pussy might just rip my cock off.

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  • halftrack May 12, 2017

    Jenner is bulking up for it's ride to nastyvill

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  • happyendings May 14, 2017

    prejudice approved: many muscle, no penis

    .. oh no wait ... this is a shemale

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  • whitegoat May 14, 2017

    I'm confused....That's either the biggest clit I have ever seen, or the smallest cock.

    +1 -1
  • sniperfox May 16, 2017

    I don't know who's more weared the person in the video or me watching it

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  • akbar_snackbar May 17, 2017

    Bear Grylls would still eat that pussy!

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  • kyjellymonster May 17, 2017

    What did I just see...?

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  • captianchaoz May 20, 2017

    She really works out every part of her body. She has no body fat, except that fat pussy...

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  • deelowda1 June 4, 2017

    2017 version of Frankenstein

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  • rob da hood June 29, 2017

    Did not know Arnie done porn vids, lol

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  • moejoe July 17, 2017

    HOLY CHIT....IT'S A FKIN CLIT-PECKER!!! LOLOL

    +0 -0
 
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