LOL: INMATE'S ESCAPE PLAN HITS A BOTTLENECK

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  • jewman May 11, 2017

    what fucking moron. hey 1st bird catches the worm. i think thats how it goes

    +4 -8
    • bollockhead May 11, 2017

      @jewman Houdini will be pissed

      +4 -1
    • felterupgood May 12, 2017

      @jewman

      I don't think he'll be playing with his "worm"

      If I were in that situation I would be wondering how I could masturbate.

      +0 -0
  • hatchetface May 11, 2017

    As punishment I'd leave him like that and throw big bubba in there with no lube

    +4 -5
    • bigsmokey86 May 11, 2017

      @hatchetface You should give some lube because at least he was being creative in his escape technique.

      +2 -4
      • hatchetface May 11, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 he's denied lube because it may aid his escape

        +2 -4
  • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

    And when they ring the "Come fuck'em" bell,..Ouch be 1st in line!

    +3 -5
  • sarge07 May 11, 2017

    Russians, Gods joke on mankind.

    +3 -4
  • maddog123 May 11, 2017

    Derp!

    +4 -3
    • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

      @maddog123 How dare you use that term. It's reserved for ONLY the elite of this site!

      +2 -3
      • stevenkk May 11, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp and derp.

        +3 -1
  • 72jayd May 11, 2017

    I thought the police were gonna nail him.

    +5 -1
  • ouch May 11, 2017

    Nicolas

    ,

    .

    .

    Cage

    +5 -3
  • airsporter May 11, 2017

    Shouldent have eaten that last meatball at supper last night and he would have made it.

    +1 -4
  • blartfart May 11, 2017

    Good time to beat him like a red headed step child.

    +4 -1
  • ohhmy May 11, 2017

    Lol now what?!

    +4 -1
  • bollockhead May 11, 2017

    the great escape

    +3 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    After the video stopped, they put his pants down and fuck him right in the ass.

    +4 -2
  • freddykrueger May 11, 2017

    ...he'd been starving himself for 3 months before he tried this!

    +3 -2
    • whitechristian May 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger ........ Russian prisons on Netflix or maybe YouTube or both. Thy feed them like North Koreans.

      +3 -2
  • whobe May 11, 2017

    Take the door off the hinges and put him back in his cell.

    +1 -4
  • failure101 May 11, 2017

    *Morgan Freeman voice* Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright.

    +3 -1
    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @failure101 or in this case; *Morgan Freeman voice* Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers "aren't" too bright.

      +0 -3
  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

    Show this video to the WALL construction workers.

    +5 -1
    • prolurkercrazy May 13, 2017

      @vivalamigra I think this will be a metaphor for all trump supporters

      +0 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    In Brazil prison he would be beheaded and stabbed in this miss location.

    But before he have to eat his cut off ears.

    +3 -1
  • kingbigballs May 11, 2017

    Them crazy Russians

    +1 -3
  • boney1 May 11, 2017

    free smacks

    +3 -1
  • mungo parrot May 11, 2017

    I'm not trying to escape could you put a big butch dude in with me

    +4 -1
  • corruptedsob May 11, 2017

    That's how his dumbass got locked up in the first place

    +3 -1
  • luvthick May 11, 2017

    His cell partner was pounding some serious stress out.

    +2 -3
  • ob1 May 11, 2017

    Stupid hips.

    +3 -1
  • deadpen May 11, 2017

    Yea..............He got one hell of a beating after the camera was off.

    +3 -1
  • nybadguy May 11, 2017

    Dumb fuck

    +3 -1
  • james511969 May 11, 2017

    Haha, his cell mate is in for a good time.

    +2 -3
  • cellule May 11, 2017

    Go no lube. He's ready. Or not, who cares.

    +1 -3
  • socialjusticegod May 11, 2017

    It would of been funny if his cell mate decided to take that opportunity to rape him.

    +4 -1
    • dozer67 May 12, 2017

      @socialjusticegod it already happened...

      +2 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 11, 2017

    Lube him up and set him on fire!

    +1 -3
  • vi11@in May 12, 2017

    I know who's getting a new roommate. One that's been convicted of serial sodomy and serving life.

    +3 -1
  • dozer67 May 12, 2017

    Keep giving him water and leave him like that ..

    +3 -1
    • alwaysaproblem May 12, 2017

      @dozer67 Keep feeding him, too! +

      +1 -2
      • sarge07 May 12, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem They could "rent" him out and pay the police expenses.

        +1 -2
  • captjim May 12, 2017

    Seems he only thought that one 1/2 way through.

    +0 -1
 
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