what fucking moron. hey 1st bird catches the worm. i think thats how it goes
@jewman Houdini will be pissed
I don't think he'll be playing with his "worm"
If I were in that situation I would be wondering how I could masturbate.
As punishment I'd leave him like that and throw big bubba in there with no lube
@hatchetface You should give some lube because at least he was being creative in his escape technique.
@bigsmokey86 he's denied lube because it may aid his escape
And when they ring the "Come fuck'em" bell,..Ouch be 1st in line!
Russians, Gods joke on mankind.
@maddog123 How dare you use that term. It's reserved for ONLY the elite of this site!
@alwaysaproblem derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp derp and derp.
I thought the police were gonna nail him.
@ouch The 5 line rule?
@ouch LOL +5
Shouldent have eaten that last meatball at supper last night and he would have made it.
Good time to beat him like a red headed step child.
Lol now what?!
the great escape
After the video stopped, they put his pants down and fuck him right in the ass.
...he'd been starving himself for 3 months before he tried this!
@freddykrueger ........ Russian prisons on Netflix or maybe YouTube or both. Thy feed them like North Koreans.
Take the door off the hinges and put him back in his cell.
*Morgan Freeman voice* Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright.
@failure101 or in this case; *Morgan Freeman voice* Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers "aren't" too bright.
Show this video to the WALL construction workers.
@vivalamigra I think this will be a metaphor for all trump supporters
@prolurkercrazy Pickle kisser!
In Brazil prison he would be beheaded and stabbed in this miss location.
But before he have to eat his cut off ears.
Them crazy Russians
I'm not trying to escape could you put a big butch dude in with me
That's how his dumbass got locked up in the first place
His cell partner was pounding some serious stress out.
Yea..............He got one hell of a beating after the camera was off.
Haha, his cell mate is in for a good time.
Go no lube. He's ready. Or not, who cares.
It would of been funny if his cell mate decided to take that opportunity to rape him.
@socialjusticegod it already happened...
Lube him up and set him on fire!
I know who's getting a new roommate. One that's been convicted of serial sodomy and serving life.
Keep giving him water and leave him like that ..
@dozer67 Keep feeding him, too! +
@alwaysaproblem They could "rent" him out and pay the police expenses.
Seems he only thought that one 1/2 way through.