WHAT A VICIOUS WAY TO GO: STUCK IN A COIL MACHINE

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  • jewman May 11, 2017

    this shit is fucked and wtf was he even doing? i am 1st thoee

    +4 -19
    • hollysmokebatman May 11, 2017

      @jewman his audition for wheel of fortune

      +14 -5
      • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

        @hollysmokebatman

        Be glad here's no time information of the posts we write.

        YOU fucking steal my "Wheel of Fortune" joke. -1

        +6 -3
      • bollockhead May 11, 2017

        @hollysmokebatman why do I get the urge to put on pete burns record? YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND .

        +7 -4
        • sarge07 May 11, 2017

          @bollockhead LOL< look that up on the intraweb, I feel for that once

          +1 -1
          • bollockhead May 12, 2017

            @sarge07 intraweb? do you know I can`t get that record out of my head now lololol

            +2 -1
            • sarge07 May 12, 2017

              @bollockhead Sorry, I'm bad LOL

              +2 -1
        • kyjellymonster June 20, 2017

          @bollockhead Because you're a twisted bitch.

          +0 -0
      • mduex38 May 22, 2017

        @hollysmokebatman LMMFAOOOOO!!!!!!! I hope you're not a racist bastard because that was funny as fuck

        +0 -0
    • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

      @jewman

      -5 for always posting "FIRST!"

      +9 -5
      • bollockhead May 11, 2017

        @mr.voorhees I`m spinning around move out of my way

        +3 -3
    • bloodyhell May 11, 2017

      @jewman 0 points as both feet didn't touch the floor

      +3 -1
      • bollockhead May 11, 2017

        @bloodyhell you sick fucker lololol

        +3 -1
    • stabbert May 11, 2017

      @jewman looks like North Korea is getting ready for the Olympics

      +2 -3
    • hatchetface May 13, 2017

      @jewman regardless after a day like that I grab myself a cold beer to unwind, not sure if it'll have the same effect for him though

      +0 -0
  • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

    PLEASE!-------------------TURN!-----------------OFF!----------------FLAP-------------FLAP------------FLAP

    +9 -5
    • rickmon May 11, 2017

      @GrimmWilder I can imagine this scene

      Ha ha ha ha

      +4 -1
    • noihavetosaythis May 12, 2017

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      +3 -2
      • alwaysaproblem May 12, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis Betcha Angela has a smelly pussy!

        +1 -3
        • noihavetosaythis May 13, 2017

          This comment has been deleted

          +1 -0
          • alwaysaproblem May 14, 2017

            @noihavetosaythis Who in their right mind would fuck that cow?

            +0 -0
  • hatchetface May 11, 2017

    Hilarious! Bud tries to help by turning it off bit turns the speed up!!!

    +7 -3
  • sharkbait May 11, 2017

    A human fidget spinner.

    +6 -2
  • failure101 May 11, 2017

    Safety first

    +5 -1
  • sarge07 May 11, 2017

    Yep don't turn it off, but do try to stop it by pulling on the cable, BEFORE you turn it off. Then don't CUT the cable, just unwind and have the poor bastard flap the opposite direction till he fall the spool. Fuckin Chinese idiots.

    +2 -4
    • GrimmWilder May 11, 2017

      @sarge07 ...what i don't get how they didn't ........There's a big red kill button on every machine in every machine shop i ever been in,.,.,.

      +2 -4
      • happyjack May 11, 2017

        @GrimmWilder yep and there probably was one. If not there should be a fused or non fused disconnect with a big throw switch nearby as well.

        +3 -6
        • bigsmokey86 May 11, 2017

          @happyjack Yeah but this is Asia and they don't give a crap about worker safety and said screw any form of safety equipment.

          +5 -4
      • whitechristian May 11, 2017

        @GrimmWilder ..........It was on the square box right behind him were he was standing. After his head kept slapping it the forth time looked like it wouldn't work anymore.

        +4 -2
  • jayblade May 11, 2017

    LMAO

    +5 -3
  • sharkbait May 11, 2017

    Pretty sure that ones gonna be a closed casket funeral

    +7 -1
  • nomercy07 May 11, 2017

    You spin me right round, baby, Right round like a record, baby Right round round round!! That's brutal....

    +7 -4
  • 72jayd May 11, 2017

    Must have watched twenty times.

    +6 -1
  • maddog123 May 11, 2017

    Ring around the collar!!!

    +5 -1
  • maddog123 May 11, 2017

    I wondered what the Chinese used for there wire insulation!!!

    +4 -1
  • ouch May 11, 2017

    I laughed so hard a little bit of wee came out!

    +7 -4
    • blartfart May 11, 2017

      @ouch ...lol.

      +4 -1
    • bollockhead May 11, 2017

      @ouch get a tenna lady

      +3 -1
    • prolurkercrazy May 11, 2017

      @ouch isn't "little bit" and "wee" the same thing?

      ;-)

      +3 -4
    • sarge07 May 11, 2017

      @ouch LOL +5

      +1 -3
    • rouge_et_blanc May 18, 2017

      @ouch a little bit of wee what? Aha you're a pissartist like your countryman used to be in Earls Court London!

      +0 -0
  • lonniems May 11, 2017

    Why didn`t the safety stop work? That business is going to get a big fine from OSHA.

    +5 -2
  • airsporter May 11, 2017

    Is this wind up?

    +1 -4
  • sniperfox May 11, 2017

    The words ur fucked comes to mind

    +4 -1
  • blartfart May 11, 2017

    Man that company's insurance premium is through the roof now.

    +4 -1
  • ohhmy May 11, 2017

    Turn it off...cut the cords..turn off generators do something poor guy

    +4 -1
  • underpants May 11, 2017

    Drats!!! Coiled again!

    +4 -2
  • rickmon May 11, 2017

    He won a free trip on big whele

    +4 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    Wheel of fortune.

    +2 -4
  • freddykrueger May 11, 2017

    ...they need to show shit like this to all kids entering the workforce! RIP DUMBASS!

    +3 -3
    • bigsmokey86 May 11, 2017

      @freddykrueger ..sad how everybody ran away. Thanks for the help fuckers!

      +1 -4
  • bigsmokey86 May 11, 2017

    Round and around he goes...where he stops nobody knowssss!

    +1 -4
  • redpig May 11, 2017

    What a way to wind up

    +4 -1
  • whobe May 11, 2017

    He flapped himself to death. Looks like he hit the box above the spool while he was spinning around and sped the machine up.

    +1 -4
  • mr.voorhees May 11, 2017

    Running around like chickens.

    "Fuck, where's that fuckin' emergency stop button?"

    +4 -2
  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

    Would have been funnier if it was an illegal doing one of our jobs. Much funnier.

    +8 -3
    • prolurkercrazy May 11, 2017

      @vivalamigra that is a fucked up comment

      +3 -7
      • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

        @prolurkercrazy One of my better ones. Thanks :)

        +6 -2
  • mordecai May 11, 2017

    spin him the opposite way to undizzy him!

    +2 -3
    • mordecai May 11, 2017

      @mordecai oh no, you negged me, now what am I gonna do?

      +1 -3
  • houndog35 May 11, 2017

    JUAN ??? I'M SORRY HE CAN'T COME TO THE

    PHONE RIGHT NOW,,,, HE'S ALL RAPPED UP IN

    WHAT HE'S DOING ....

    +5 -1
  • h-town71 May 11, 2017

    That's what happens when you hire inexperanced workers. The others couldn't find the kill switch

    +5 -1
  • sexmaster May 11, 2017

    They must not have E stop over there.

    +5 -1
  • whobe May 11, 2017

    Mexican Ferris Wheel. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    +5 -4
  • astrozorro May 11, 2017

    Can he claim worker's comp?

    +2 -3
  • blowback51 May 11, 2017

    You spin my head right round,right round lik a record baby,round round ,right round.when ya go down.when ya go down down.

    +2 -4
  • whitechristian May 11, 2017

    It was probably a good thing for him if I you can't stop it, speed it up.

    +5 -2
  • boney1 May 11, 2017

    to quote Eddie Murphy Oh lord Jesus help me

    +4 -1
  • yakuzu92 May 11, 2017

    You spin my head right round, right round...

    +4 -2
  • jorgie1625 May 11, 2017

    hmmm... if i can only find some way to get out of work early today... let me think....

    +4 -1
  • mungo parrot May 11, 2017

    ok ! we need someone to operate the coil machine, any volunteers ?

    +5 -1
  • mclovin510 May 11, 2017

    Guy really gets wrapped up in his work.

    +4 -1
  • luvthick May 11, 2017

    The sad part is, the time machine is in the next room over.

    +3 -3
    • bollockhead May 11, 2017

      @luvthick where`s ya side kick?

      +3 -3
  • txdo_msk May 11, 2017

    Eh. He's okay. He'll spring right back.

    +4 -1
  • rabidjellyfish May 11, 2017

    now thats a way i wanna go

    +3 -1
  • corruptedsob May 11, 2017

    I file for workmans-comp when I get splinter in my finger

    +3 -1
  • vivalamigra May 11, 2017

    He wound up staying late.

    +4 -1
  • castorfist May 11, 2017

    Medic!!!!

    +3 -1
  • castorfist May 11, 2017

    Was either that or go home to the Ragin Olady

    +3 -1
  • deadpen May 11, 2017

    When you don't know what the fuck an E-Stop is your friends die.

    +3 -1
  • nybadguy May 11, 2017

    Reminds me of the movie urban cowboy for some reason.

    +4 -1
  • spinal12 May 11, 2017

    what no shut off switch

    +4 -1
  • cellule May 11, 2017

    If it cost only 1 asian life to take a ride, can I go for 4-5 turns?

    +1 -3
  • rasriff May 11, 2017

    That was the coolest thing of ever seen except for maybe tits

    +4 -2
  • fatlarry May 11, 2017

    stop playing around and get back to work

    +4 -1
  • pizzapie May 11, 2017

    round and round she goes, when she stops nobody knows

    +4 -1
  • peaks May 12, 2017

    What?!

    That's how corned beef is made.

    +1 -3
  • captjim May 12, 2017

    Glad we have OSHA

    +1 -1
  • castorfist May 12, 2017

    ISIS has gotten creative

    +0 -1
  • dman303 May 14, 2017

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  • whitegoat May 14, 2017

    Hurry push the EMO!!!!!! what the fuck is an EMO????? Ethnic Machine Operator?? NO Emergency Machine OFF!!!!!!

    +0 -1
  • crzyshitvoyeur May 15, 2017

    Lets see..He's wrapped up in his work..

    ...flapjappy...

    ...This fucking place just winds me up...

    ...he just wanted workmens comp time off...

    ...Okay, we passed the cable stress test...

    FUCK, now we have to sell that cable at a discount...

    But what I really want to know is, how the fuck that camera person knew it was that guys last day on the job?

    +0 -0
  • skrewloose May 16, 2017

    So he definitely died?

    +0 -0
  • kyjellymonster May 17, 2017

    Phew... turned it off just in time... could have been ugly

    +1 -0
  • peaks May 20, 2017

    That's some rare pastrami.

    +0 -0
  • skt t1 June 19, 2017

    It`s ok to try something new :))))

    +0 -0
  • moejoe July 17, 2017

    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL SHIT OTTA LUCK!!

    +0 -0
  • bradcf30 September 3, 2017

    That was awsome

    +0 -0
 
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