YES, THAT'S THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA IN THOSE TITS

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  • stevenkk May 13, 2017

    Those Mexican stripers ahhhhh

    +5 -2
  • underpants May 13, 2017

    I see nothing wrong here

    +8 -4
  • mehofjack May 13, 2017

    Who the fuck is that fuck

    +6 -4
    • stinkyuser May 16, 2017

      @mehofjack just a guy who's want to have fun

      +1 -1
  • corruptedsob May 13, 2017

    He voted independent

    +7 -2
  • ruthlessio May 13, 2017

    This should get you a wall pass

    +4 -4
  • picklehiesner May 13, 2017

    Solid lap dance right there

    +6 -2
    • luvthick May 13, 2017

      @picklehiesner

      Meh, They used to be better! Like, sit in your lap and try to grind out a nut better!

      +3 -5
  • ouch May 13, 2017

    This is like one of Ouch's jokes...

    There was a story but No fucking Punchline!

    +5 -8
    • happyjack May 13, 2017

      @ouch +1

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      • ouch May 13, 2017

        @happyjack i still got -5 from the fucking stupid cunts

        FUCK ALL YOU haters

        +4 -7
        • kingbigballs May 13, 2017

          @ouch how about just FUCK YOU!

          +3 -6
          • ouch May 14, 2017

            @kingbigballs only VIP's can do that champ!

            +2 -5
  • vegeta65 May 13, 2017

    What's a Mexican prostitute favorite drink??? Whore-chata

    +9 -4
    • kungfubeaner May 13, 2017

      @vegeta65 jajaja, I laughed and farted in spanish

      +8 -5
      • luvthick May 13, 2017

        @kungfubeaner

        LMAO! "farted in spanish."

        +5 -7
      • alwaysaproblem May 13, 2017

        @kungfubeaner Did the fart have an accent?

        +2 -5
        • prolurkercrazy May 14, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem yep it sounded just like a drunk asshole in New Jersey...

          +2 -2
          • alwaysaproblem May 14, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy How are you coming along with your potty training?

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            • prolurkercrazy May 15, 2017

              @alwaysaproblem I'm unsure whether you think you are being hurtful or clever because everyone else just thinks you are a Troll...

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      • sarge07 May 15, 2017

        @kungfubeaner, how do you fart in Spanish?

        +0 -1
  • spider-man May 13, 2017

    This is why I live in New York

    +5 -5
  • failure101 May 13, 2017

    I bet she smells like cumin.

    +4 -4
    • whitechristian May 13, 2017

      @failure101 ......... I'm sure strippers like her smell very good is why she is in that position.

      +6 -1
  • felterupgood May 13, 2017

    He's probably researching the "arts" and they need funding.

    +5 -3
  • mordecai May 13, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

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  • allcaps May 13, 2017

    yep...hes married..or at least was

    +3 -5
    • luvthick May 13, 2017

      @allcaps

      So long as he keeps the tax payers checks coming, his wife isn't going anywhere!

      +3 -6
  • im not mexican May 13, 2017

    Premium whores is not for all

    +6 -2
    • stevenkk May 13, 2017

      @im not mexican I bet you she's fucking expensive .

      +6 -1
      • alwaysaproblem May 13, 2017

        @stevenkk What do you care. She doesn't have a dick!

        +1 -5
        • stevenkk May 14, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem yeah, she would be perfect.

          +2 -1
  • drewstl May 13, 2017

    I think She had a good time, Cause she got Pay Big!

    +4 -4
  • noihavetosaythis May 13, 2017

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    +6 -2
    • alwaysaproblem May 13, 2017

      @noihavetosaythis I too, would give up YOUR political career for that!

      +1 -5
  • mr.voorhees May 13, 2017

    Boring beaner shit.

    +5 -4
    • whitechristian May 13, 2017

      @mr.voorhees ..... I liked it because the fat duds friends hired her just for him. They were having a blast watching him.

      +4 -2
  • mordecai May 13, 2017

    I have a soft spot for chicks with voluminous hairdos :) The Nanny, the annoying chick Chandler used to fuck, this stripper....

    +3 -4
  • GrimmWilder May 13, 2017

    He slip her the leainer weiner

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  • vivalamigra May 13, 2017

    This video wouldn't play. My FIREWALL stopped it.

    +6 -7
    • luvthick May 13, 2017

      @vivalamigra lol!

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    • stevenkk May 13, 2017

      @vivalaproblem you are one funny guy +

      +7 -3
      • alwaysaproblem May 14, 2017

        @stevenkk ........and you are one Canadian SCUMBAG! Why do I get the feeling that your mother was a prostitute and your father was a moose?

        +3 -5
        • stevenkk May 14, 2017

          @alwayslamigra you are right about mom , but leave my padre alone .

          +4 -2
  • happyjack May 13, 2017

    not to be Danny downer, but I've always found strip clubs to be a sad lonely place.

    You walk in,are told, not to touch anything, are told to buy some drinks even if you aren't thirsty, then you buy some ass that you again can't touch, are starred at by a bunch of other sad guys like you in your same situation, then you go home and fuck your less slutty average wife, or beat your meat thinking what did I just spend $160 on??

    +7 -6
    • luvthick May 13, 2017

      @happyjack

      Shit! You just canceled any hopes I had of giving stripclubs another shot. That "Pay but Don't Touch" nonsense is a deal breaker for me.

      +5 -6
      • happyjack May 13, 2017

        @luvthick haha but hey don't let me rain on your parade, I've been a handful of time in my life and it just wasn't for me.

        +4 -6
    • vivalamigra May 13, 2017

      @happyjack I'm touched by your honesty and enjoy hearing you talk about your life so openly.

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      • happyjack May 13, 2017

        @vivalamigra haha haven't been to a strip club in over 20 years lol.

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        • freddykrueger May 13, 2017

          @happyjack lol

          +2 -5
        • alwaysaproblem May 13, 2017

          @happyjack Agree. Never saw the purpose of it . Unless YOU or your "friends" own the club!

          +2 -4
  • big_daddy305 May 13, 2017

    Looks innocent enough.. his friends got him a stripper for his birthday or something.. he's following the etiquette... don't touch unless they put your hands there etc..

    +3 -5
  • big_daddy305 May 13, 2017

    But holy SHIT she's fine as fuck.

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  • stevenkk May 13, 2017

    I'd marry her in a second , I'm in love.

    +7 -1
  • cigarman May 13, 2017

    So he likes good looking pussy......so what?

    +6 -1
  • hatchetface May 13, 2017

    I'm not sure what happened cuz I'm still drunk but I think I need me one and another fine ass Canadian beer! Why cuz its Saturday and beer... Now where's the Mexican hoochy I've been meaning to stuff my burrito in?

    +5 -1
  • h-town71 May 13, 2017

    Cartel Bribe what else????

    +5 -1
  • jigoe May 13, 2017

    Looks like an episode from Weeds.

    +5 -1
  • truckingman May 13, 2017

    Is he using local government funds to suport this exotic dancer? Also is this party at the 'Play Boy' mansion.

    +4 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 13, 2017

    I'd stick my tongue so far up her ass that she would slap Jesus!

    +2 -4
  • doc_ock May 13, 2017

    She wanted some cash but we know how cheap mexicans are.

    +5 -1
  • drtyrell May 14, 2017

    Apparently you don't know who the governor of California is.

    +1 -1
  • pizzapie May 15, 2017

    that may be the governor of Mexico, but not California.

    +1 -1
 
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