UNLESS YOUR NAME IS STARLORD, NEVER TRY TO FIGHT A PLANET

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  • rickmon May 15, 2017

    Unequal fight..

    +4 -4
    • sexmaster May 15, 2017

      @rickmon That's not a boxing match it's a street fight in which there are no rules.

      +7 -2
      • bollockhead May 15, 2017

        @sexmaster juggernaut v little minx

        +4 -1
  • maddog123 May 15, 2017

    That's a big heffer!!!

    +8 -2
  • james511969 May 15, 2017

    Surprised she didn't say, get in my belly!

    +8 -3
    • bigsmokey86 May 15, 2017

      @james511969 The only reason she stopped was because she became hungry and lost all her strength.

      +2 -4
      • james511969 May 15, 2017

        @bigsmokey86 I didn't know that at one point Jaba could walk!.. +

        +6 -1
  • luvthick May 15, 2017

    I'm guessing the fight is over the guy in the video, who decided to go lean.

    +3 -5
    • kingbigballs May 15, 2017

      @luvthick that's a thick one for you

      +2 -6
      • luvthick May 15, 2017

        @kingbigballs

        Hell No! I like em thick & curvy in the right places.

        +4 -5
        • prolurkercrazy May 15, 2017

          @luvthick she has curvy places!!! Notice I didn't say "right"...

          ;-)

          +3 -4
        • james511969 May 15, 2017

          @luvthick SO, can ya handle that???? :))

          +5 -1
          • luvthick May 15, 2017

            @james511969

            I wouldn't. My always ottie will become an innie, if I tried.

            +3 -5
            • james511969 May 15, 2017

              @luvthick good to know you have limits. ;)) +

              +6 -1
        • sarge07 May 16, 2017

          @luvthick, "thick & curvy in the right places" is perfectly OK, but that she hippo is disgusting.

          +0 -3
  • corruptedsob May 15, 2017

    She's got a lot of guts

    +10 -2
  • airsporter May 15, 2017

    Well done for keeping all that Content in frame!

    +3 -5
    • rockinron May 18, 2017

      @airsporter you definitely mean moby dick and not captain Ahab

      +0 -0
  • fockenperv May 15, 2017

    Is there a snickers in the skinny girl's pocket?

    +7 -4
  • bollockhead May 15, 2017

    the new fatgirl movie

    +4 -2
  • dizeer May 15, 2017

    That's a big Ol Brown bellied Bed thrasher. Glad to she is getting some cardio.

    +8 -1
    • allcaps May 15, 2017

      @dizeer you put that into tune my friend ....you most cerintly did

      +0 -5
    • bollockhead May 15, 2017

      @dizeer I thought she needed a tongue lashing, and it was your duty.

      +4 -1
  • GrimmWilder May 15, 2017

    DAMN!...i thought she wuz gunna eat her.,.,.,.

    +4 -5
    • allcaps May 15, 2017

      @GrimmWilder i think she did...

      +1 -5
    • luvthick May 15, 2017

      @GrimmWilder

      lol! Whose to say that she didn't?

      +4 -4
  • allcaps May 15, 2017

    good god all mighty...bad day in the fuckig morning..cheese and rice my gooddneess fucking gratious

    +0 -4
  • vivalamigra May 15, 2017

    The WALL will work well with those kinds on mexicans. Shit a curb will stop her.

    +5 -8
    • kingbigballs May 15, 2017

      @vivalamigra she came in like a wrecking ball no wall would stop her at all she would run into it and it would fall

      +1 -6
      • vivalamigra May 15, 2017

        @kingbigballs She can run?

        +3 -7
        • kingbigballs May 15, 2017

          @vivalamigra maybe walk fast

          +1 -4
          • bigsmokey86 May 15, 2017

            @kingbigballs from 0 to 3 in 25 seconds.

            +2 -5
        • bloodyhell May 15, 2017

          @vivalamigra she is america's wall

          +6 -2
  • mr.voorhees May 15, 2017

    That chick could be happy about, that fat bitch didn't tumble.

    +5 -1
  • astrozorro May 15, 2017

    How did she not get tired?

    +5 -1
  • hatchetface May 15, 2017

    One slip and skinny Minnie's world could have been flattened

    +5 -1
  • runforestrun May 15, 2017

    400 pounds of under the table chewed bubble gum there

    +5 -1
  • sleeko May 15, 2017

    Where's the skinny, black, crackhead they're fighting over?

    +5 -3
  • flyingcrow83 May 15, 2017

    I saw this on that show " When animals attack"

    +4 -2
  • whobe May 15, 2017

    Amy Schumer has gone to hell since Trump won.

    +2 -6
  • enemabandit May 15, 2017

    Is she trying to eat her?

    +5 -1
  • berget May 15, 2017

    Honey boo-boo all grown up

    +7 -1
    • lonniems May 16, 2017

      @berget speaking of that how does someone get famous for being trailer trash?

      +2 -0
  • ouch May 15, 2017

    Yet, there's not a place on earth better!

    USA USA USA lol

    +4 -6
    • kingbigballs May 15, 2017

      @ouch don't be mad because you're living in a British person colony

      +5 -5
      • ouch May 15, 2017

        @kingbigballs Why would that make me mad?

        Thanks Britain for dropping us convicts off in paradise and leaving lol

        +8 -2
    • mr.voorhees May 15, 2017

      @ouch

      This could happen in every State in World.

      DERP !!!

      +6 -2
      • ouch May 15, 2017

        @mr.voorhees but it's always DERPICA first right?

        +5 -2
        • bloodyhell May 16, 2017

          @ouch is that Aussie for double dildo

          +1 -1
  • ob1 May 15, 2017

    Did she get jumped by 5 people?

    +5 -1
    • mr.voorhees May 15, 2017

      @ob1

      Looks like a 2 on 1.

      +5 -1
    • stinkyuser May 15, 2017

      @ob1 she was just assaulted by a planet my friend

      +5 -1
      • mr.voorhees May 18, 2017

        @stinkyuser

        Vader would be proud about that "DeathStar".

        +0 -0
  • whitechristian May 15, 2017

    There you go @happyjack..... Ya got enough dick for that? I'm sure you don't have to drug her.

    +7 -2
    • happyjack May 16, 2017

      @whitechristian you spend a lot of time thinking about my dick

      +3 -7
      • whitechristian May 17, 2017

        @happyjack ...... Just be glad a cracker is looking out for an old as nigga. Somebody needs to fuck our obese retarded women. Your race is the only one that can get the job done.

        +0 -1
  • upinflamezzz May 15, 2017

    You need to get a stick to beat that behemoth.

    +5 -1
    • flyingcrow83 May 17, 2017

      @upinflamezzz Put a string on the end with a cupcake attarched. It'll take her

      +0 -1
  • fatlarry May 15, 2017

    sasquatch

    +4 -1
  • 72jayd May 15, 2017

    Sumo wrestler even her hair is like theirs.

    +6 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 15, 2017

    She's so big, she even has her own parking spot!

    +1 -7
    • flyingcrow83 May 17, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem I thought that was a good joke. 6 people didn't. I'm old school though.

      +1 -1
      • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

        @flyingcrow83 You're NOT old school. You know talent when you see it. I am disliked by quite a few "children" on this site because I speak my mind (sometimes, too much of my mind) and I don't kiss ass like the rest of them (you know who you are, ya little sissy faggots). Before I even begin to post a comment, I start out in the minus category because one person that I had a fight with is posting from three different computers with three different usernames. So right there, I start out with 3 negatives. Then there is another ass licking faggot whose name( prolurkercrazy, LOL) I won't mention that negs me no matter what I say. So, no matter how good my comments are, I always start out with four negatives. If I discovered a pill to cure cancer, the little negging cunts on this site would turn around and say that they disagreed with the color of the tablet. I could care less, what these pieces of shit think. Thank You for your nice comment, keep posting and have fun. Hail CS++

        +0 -2
  • stinkyuser May 15, 2017

    UNLESS YOUR NAME IS STARLORD, NEVER TRY TO FIGHT A PLANET jajajajajajjajajajajajajajja

    +4 -2
  • darklight1070 May 16, 2017

    iam surprise she didnt eat her as well

    +2 -1
  • eyeh8dumbasses May 16, 2017

    4 people rolled into 1 against 1 isn't a fair fight

    +1 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc May 16, 2017

    Fast food blubber whale in action. Anymore than 10 seconds movement and she (?) will have a heart attack. I mean just look at the fucking fat gut on that thing. Cut her up, boil her fat and make some soap.

    +0 -3
  • houndog35 May 16, 2017

    YOU TELL HAN SOLO AND THAT WOOKIE

    NEVER SEND A GIRL TO ME EVER AGAIN....!!!!!

    YES JABBA.....

    +1 -1
  • kyjellymonster May 16, 2017

    Thier man's pallet is acceptable of all foods - gourmet or fast-food.

    +1 -1
  • lonniems May 16, 2017

    no fair she`s like 3-4 times her weight.

    +1 -1
  • peaks May 16, 2017

    And then she went back to her sausage ice cream.

    +1 -1
  • dozer67 May 16, 2017

    That's a funny header... Star Lord love it .......If that thin girl could fight maybe she would have had a chance.

    +0 -1
  • rockinron May 18, 2017

    you know? the way women worry about their fuckin hair, you could do more damage than a 2x4 to them just by telling them their hair looks like shuit. bitch had knots all over her head but the 1st thing she thought to do was fix her hair.

    +0 -1
  • freakazoid19 May 19, 2017

    Someone help the girl shes getting sucked in by a black hole

    +0 -0
 
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