BEING -THIS- FUCKING DRUNK SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

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  • underpants May 17, 2017

    He should be arrested for having a BlackBerry.

    +13 -3
    • truckingman May 17, 2017

      Underpants why is having and using a 'BlackBerry' is a crime?

      +1 -3
      • whitechristian May 17, 2017

        @truckingman ....... Because It's stolen.

        +3 -3
      • ouch May 18, 2017

        @truckingman because it's old and useless and obsolete

        I know how it feels :) I used to be a proud CS'er now me is just a sad little troll again! Boo-friakty-hooooo

        +0 -2
  • hatchetface May 17, 2017

    That'll be me this weekend... May 2-4

    +5 -2
    • noihavetosaythis May 17, 2017

      @hatchetface . . black and jobless?

      +7 -4
      • hatchetface May 17, 2017

        @noihavetosaythis well it is only Wednesday so who's to say? Gona have to buy some sharpies to work on the black part though

        +4 -1
        • noihavetosaythis May 17, 2017

          @hatchetface , , try bathing in pure cacao and dumsterjuice. That's about it.

          +4 -3
  • maddog123 May 17, 2017

    KIND OF WONDERED WHAT HAPPEN TO FWP/AKA/TOREAL!!!

    +8 -4
    • GrimmWilder May 17, 2017

      @maddog123 ...wow your right...no posts from negro-trio.,.,,.,.

      +3 -6
      • luvthick May 17, 2017

        @GrimmWilder

        You just enjoy being an a hole, don't you.

        +5 -4
        • GrimmWilder May 18, 2017

          @luvthick ..Oh yes.....something i find great pride in,.,..,.,

          +2 -1
    • moneyman96 May 18, 2017

      @maddog123 -FWP-there u go mutherfucker!!!

      +1 -1
  • 72jayd May 17, 2017

    Been there.

    +5 -3
  • kungfubeaner May 17, 2017

    He's more sober than I am when I'm posting

    +13 -5
  • airsporter May 17, 2017

    He aint drunk! - Poor sods microwaved his brain using his phone.

    +1 -4
  • maddog123 May 17, 2017

    This comment has been deleted

    +0 -2
    • texas_shooter May 17, 2017

      @maddog123 Damn!, those eyes at 0:57.....what you looking for?

      +1 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 17, 2017

    Just drop him at the next liquor store, he would be fine in a few min.

    +4 -1
  • handsomedevil May 17, 2017

    bubba blue: "I wuz born wiff big gums, suh."

    +3 -5
  • failure101 May 17, 2017

    He looks well rested

    +3 -1
  • stenchfart May 17, 2017

    He was having an allergic reaction to some medication he drank

    +4 -1
    • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

      @stenchfart Think that medication was 86 proof!

      +0 -4
  • fatlarry May 17, 2017

    is that obamas old blackberry

    +3 -3
    • mr.voorhees May 17, 2017

      @fatlarry

      It's his father himself!

      +3 -3
  • vivalamigra May 17, 2017

    Illegal? You mean undocumented?

    +2 -7
  • reno7790 May 17, 2017

    Labron James get your shit together man !

    +6 -2
  • whobe May 17, 2017

    I don't know what they put in my grape drink but it sure was good!

    +2 -2
  • ketamine<3 May 17, 2017

    I like how he asks his work, "where you at?"

    +3 -1
  • acairman May 17, 2017

    If obama had a second son.

    +1 -3
  • mrthorwald May 17, 2017

    I only had one, I swear!

    +2 -1
  • felterupgood May 17, 2017

    I had friends like this back in college. They would get so high on drugs I considered stopping selling to them.

    +2 -2
  • truckingman May 17, 2017

    Mike, I was wondering what type of drug did the victim consume.

    +1 -1
  • honkie365 May 17, 2017

    Obama went to hell fast.

    +3 -3
    • james511969 May 17, 2017

      @honkie365 well, you would too if you got a country back on track, and then seeing all your work destroyed by a baboon. +

      +2 -3
      • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

        @james511969 I'm reporting you. That's racist. You have a lot of nerve call Obama a baboon!

        +1 -5
        • felterupgood May 17, 2017

          @alwaysaproblem

          OMG you are going to write a letter. You might be taking this shit too serious.

          +2 -1
          • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

            @felterupgood This weekend, I'll be addressing my letter to Bacchus!

            +1 -3
      • prolurkercrazy May 17, 2017

        @james511969 within just one hundred days

        +3 -2
        • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

          @prolurkercrazy Who asked for your opinion, ya little ass pirate! Say your prayers and go to bed!

          +2 -4
          • prolurkercrazy May 18, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem I am pretty certain that nobody asked for yours.

            +4 -2
            • alwaysaproblem May 18, 2017

              @prolurkercrazy I hope that you're staying cool in this heat. Enjoy the evening!

              +0 -3
          • putrifaction May 19, 2017

            @alwaysaproblem what is your opinion?

            +0 -1
      • putrifaction May 19, 2017

        @james511969 now he knows how Bush felt.

        +0 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

    I would love to shit on his lower lip!

    +1 -4
    • felterupgood May 17, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem

      For a bottle of Mad Dog 2020 he would probably let you.

      +2 -1
      • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

        @felterupgood I drank that SHIT over 50 years ago. Tt was 60 cents a pint. I come to find out the hard way why it's called MD 20/20! +

        +1 -4
  • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

    Mr. Ed. Looks like those teeth are trying to eat his face!

    +1 -4
    • felterupgood May 17, 2017

      @alwaysaproblem

      Did you really think he was going to spend his money on fixing his teeth?

      +4 -1
      • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

        @felterupgood He did. They're a set of brand new choppers. They just forgot to nail them into his jaw. He should have bought some Fix-O-Dent! +

        +1 -4
  • GrimmWilder May 17, 2017

    ""It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own"",.,.

    ------Marcus Tullius Cicero------

    +1 -1
    • alwaysaproblem May 17, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Roses are red, FUCK YOU! ------alwaysaproplem------

      Keep your shirt. I was just teasing! +

      +1 -4
      • GrimmWilder May 18, 2017

        @alwaysaproblem ...not to worry.....just don tell me not to say sheboon an we'll get along splendidly,.,.,.

        +2 -2
        • alwaysaproblem May 18, 2017

          @GrimmWilder Every mention of that word and I'll give you a plus! +

          +0 -2
    • vivalamigra May 18, 2017

      @GrimmWilder Have you ever been to Cicero? This video looks like it was mad there.

      +0 -5
  • fukume May 17, 2017

    Uncle Ed yor forn ring! It's yor storkbroker.

    +1 -1
  • stinkyuser May 17, 2017

    O Fuck! He looks like a cartoon!

    +1 -1
  • blowback51 May 18, 2017

    Obama is really letting himself go since trump took his spot.

    +1 -3
  • crazyshitisgay May 23, 2017

    Obama?

    +0 -0
 
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