IT'S HERE: LOVE DOLLS CAN HAVE REAL ORGASMS NOW

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  • Cory H. May 18, 2017

    I bet that's one expensive dishwasher.

    +10 -3
    • GrimmWilder May 18, 2017

      @Cory H. ...got that right....i was checking their site out when my son asked what the hell i lookin at.....i said your next stepmom!

      +6 -2
      • Cory H. May 18, 2017

        @GrimmWilder, Let me guess. Twenty grand, plus.

        +2 -1
        • GrimmWilder May 18, 2017

          @Cory H. if you want it to talk yeah......i would pass on that feature....it may be robot but still a woman......it'll learn to bitch....lol

          +4 -3
          • stevenkk May 19, 2017

            @GrimmWilder hahaha+++

            +1 -1
  • strokerace May 18, 2017

    Hell i would hit it and would crumb all up in it.

    +3 -1
  • pdx2002 May 18, 2017

    Hilarious that half the dolls come here to Washington. We need them. The girls here are all are all so fat and kidded up by the time they are 20 they are completely unfuckable. Bring me me my real doll.

    +4 -1
  • rouge_et_blanc May 18, 2017

    but can she make a sammich?

    +4 -2
  • rouge_et_blanc May 18, 2017

    God they pixeled out the nipples on a doll for chrissake!

    +5 -2
  • luvthick May 18, 2017

    How can she give a good blow job when she's doing all that talking!?!?!?

    +12 -4
    • freddykrueger May 18, 2017

      @luvthick...+1 ...I was thinking (this fag fucked up when he made them talk!) less talky more sucky!

      +4 -2
      • luvthick May 18, 2017

        @freddykrueger +1

        ;-)

        +1 -2
      • stevenkk May 19, 2017

        @freddykrueger hahaha , after sucky sucky you're going to have to wash her mouth and face and God knows what else , yikes what a turn off lol+

        +1 -1
  • rickmon May 18, 2017

    Fuck him..

    That stupid fagot..

    He thinks that doll will satisfy us as the real pussy dose..

    +4 -2
    • ketamine<3 May 18, 2017

      @rickmon if it's looks and feels like a real woman, in only a sex sense it would satisfy any man. Unless you want to talk about your feelings like a fag..

      +3 -1
  • sniperfox May 18, 2017

    How much????

    +1 -2
  • corruptedsob May 18, 2017

    Still high maintenance and expense but there's app for that

    +2 -1
  • mrthorwald May 18, 2017

    I wanna fuck her in her USB!

    +12 -2
    • ouch May 18, 2017

      @mrthorwald +1 lol

      +1 -2
    • luvthick May 18, 2017

      @mrthorwald

      LMAO!

      +1 -3
    • ketamine<3 May 18, 2017

      @mrthorwald your dick would fit in there.. lol +

      +6 -2
    • mordecai May 18, 2017

      @mrthorwald Universal Semen Basin??

      +2 -2
      • mrthorwald May 18, 2017

        @mordecai ha ha... love it!

        +1 -2
    • truckingman May 18, 2017

      Mrthorwald in her Univeral Serial Butt???

      +1 -1
  • lonniems May 18, 2017

    Now my love doll will bitch and moan about not getting flowers on valentines day. GREAT!

    +1 -1
  • mr.voorhees May 18, 2017

    Guess it's to expensive.

    +2 -2
  • hatchetface May 18, 2017

    I still probably couldn't make her cum...

    +6 -1
  • ouch May 18, 2017

    I'm just wondering how long berfore you morons get this thing it's own public bathroom?

    God bless the perverted states of A DERPICIA

    +5 -6
    • ouch May 18, 2017

      @ouch and yep I ordered one and called it Cory so I could fuck it in the ass.

      +4 -4
      • mr.voorhees May 18, 2017

        @ouch

        You drunk again? And whats the time at were u live?

        +4 -3
      • vivalamigra May 18, 2017

        @ouch prolurkercrazy just sent luvthick's measurements to the manufacturer!

        +2 -3
        • prolurkercrazy May 18, 2017

          @vivalamigra still off topic and personally attacking me. Just like a Trump supporter...

          +4 -2
          • vivalamigra May 18, 2017

            @prolurkercrazy That was actually right on topic. Are you going to pose your doll in the attack position?

            +2 -3
            • alwaysaproblem May 18, 2017

              @vivalamigra - "prolurkercrazy just sent luvthick's measurements to the manufacturer!"

              +++++++++++++ I have read your comment over and over. If this was a "normal" site, you should have had at least 20 pluses!

              I'm mad because I didn't think of that. Brilliant!

              +2 -4
            • alwaysaproblem May 18, 2017

              @vivalamigra I can't stop fucking laughing. Thank You!

              +2 -4
              • vivalamigra May 19, 2017

                @alwaysaproblem It was an obvious comment I don't know how I was the first!

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    • luvthick May 18, 2017

      @ouch

      lol! Fuck You "Aussie Twista!"

      +4 -3
      • ouch May 18, 2017

        @luvthick :) +1

        +3 -2
  • im not mexican May 18, 2017

    I need one!!!

    +3 -1
  • happyendings May 18, 2017

    CEO of Company: Howard Joel Wolowitz

    +5 -1
  • stenchfart May 18, 2017

    I just need the heads

    +4 -1
  • airsporter May 18, 2017

    I already hang my Dates on a hook in the closet.. Nothing new here!

    +4 -2
  • mungo parrot May 18, 2017

    I have one. does anyone know where I can get a clean the house upgrade

    +3 -1
  • vivalamigra May 18, 2017

    Every doll is programmed to believe Putin fixed our election.

    +4 -6
  • berget May 18, 2017

    6000$ phhfffff

    Still cheaper then a living female

    Every bitchs i stick my penis in ends up bleeding me dry eventually

    Its like a global secret ponzi sceme conspiracy constructed to massively fuck me in the ass

    +1 -1
  • fockenperv May 18, 2017

    dont give her the ability to speak! whats wrong with you?

    +3 -1
    • mr.voorhees May 18, 2017

      @fockenperv

      This thing sounds like Robocop's wife.

      +3 -1
  • daveoconnor4747 May 18, 2017

    what ia happening when i put my dick on this robot

    +2 -1
  • drewstl May 18, 2017

    So, They telling Us, That this may be the END of the World?

    +2 -1
  • dickher May 18, 2017

    Put a vacuum motor in it so it can suck my cock, then Ill buy. Makes it that much less noticeable when my roommates think I'm just cleaning my room. All thou might raise questions cleaning my room 3-4 times a day??

    +3 -1
  • darksider803 May 18, 2017

    Yea but can It make me A sandwich ?????

    +0 -2
  • peaks May 18, 2017

    If you don't 'interact' with her she gets sad?!

    Does "Suck it BITCH"!! count?

    +0 -2
  • kingbigballs May 18, 2017

    Wow lame

    +1 -3
  • sexmaster May 18, 2017

    A living breathing prostitute costs much less.

    +3 -1
  • mordecai May 18, 2017

    Call 1-800-HOTDOLL for service if your doll is fucked up!

    +1 -2
  • whobe May 18, 2017

    A shark vacuum cleaner is a lot less expensive and it doesn't talk also you don't have to hide it from mom and dad.

    +3 -2
    • ouch May 18, 2017

      @whobe lol I I own a shark vac lmmfao

      +2 -2
  • ambermay May 18, 2017

    Isn't the point of these dolls for self pleasure? Why would you care if it can simulate an "orgasm"? That would be like my dildo shooting out fake jizz.

    +2 -1
    • felterupgood May 18, 2017

      @ambermay

      You have one of those?

      +1 -1
  • redpig May 18, 2017

    When does the nagging start?

    +1 -2
  • blowback51 May 18, 2017

    Week in reposts

    +1 -1
  • doondah May 18, 2017

    Just another retarded bitch to be annoyed by. Ill buy one so my idiot wife can learn from her.

    +1 -2
  • wombatbytes May 18, 2017

    Can they cry and run their mascara?

    +2 -1
  • fatlarry May 18, 2017

    and all ive been trying to find it a woman that will shut the fuck up

    +1 -1
  • fatlarry May 18, 2017

    just like at home never shuts up and doesnt give head anymore

    +2 -1
  • truckingman May 18, 2017

    Is she going to become Lorena Bobbitt one night and abobbittise her owner?

    +3 -1
    • hatchetface May 19, 2017

      @truckingman would a surge protector help?

      +2 -1
      • truckingman May 19, 2017

        Hatchetface all it would take for her to comment this act is a 'virus,' or her IA becoming actual "INTELLIGENCE."

        +1 -0
  • felterupgood May 18, 2017

    My luck I'll shoot my load and get electrocuted. The paramedics will tell my parents they found me that way.

    +4 -1
  • alwaysaproblem May 18, 2017

    I'd be willing to bet that a lot of you Shitters already have one of these. Come on, you know who you are. Beats getting no pussy at all!

    +2 -2
  • dizeer May 18, 2017

    Meth head whore is way cheaper

    +1 -1
  • chezeray May 22, 2017

    weirdo.

    +0 -0
 
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