THEY'RE CALLED 'SEA LIONS', NOT 'SEA HAMPSTERS'

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  • kingbigballs May 21, 2017

    First

    I wanted to see blood

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    • mancock May 23, 2017

      @kingbigballs I think she is too young to be bleeding

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  • bingbong May 21, 2017

    That was my dad

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  • maddog123 May 21, 2017

    OK here's one ! The seal smelled fish!!!

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    • sarge07 May 21, 2017

      @maddog123 bad dog!! poor lil girl almost wound up a meal for the sea lion.

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    • ambermay May 21, 2017

      @maddog123 she's like 9, you fucking pedo.

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      • nutball981 May 21, 2017

        @ambermay like a fucking sea lion cares about age

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      • maddog123 May 21, 2017

        @ambermay read my avatar!!! No ones safe from my sick and twisted mind

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        • ambermay May 23, 2017

          @maddog123 I'm well aware.

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  • mr.voorhees May 21, 2017

    Dude looses his Ray Ban glasses.

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  • maddog123 May 21, 2017

    You got punked by a seal kid!!!

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    • GrimmWilder May 21, 2017

      @maddog123 ..and i think she come out of the water a little less virgin.,.,.,.

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  • mrthorwald May 21, 2017

    Bastard hasn't released anything decent since Kiss from a Rose! Now he is after little girls! Shame, shame on him.

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  • mancock May 21, 2017

    funny how mummy doesn't jump in to save her, fucking bitches with their equal opportunity shit

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  • luvthick May 21, 2017

    Leave Nature Alone!

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  • john72 May 21, 2017

    It's a wild animal you fucking retards.

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    • peaks May 21, 2017

      @john72

      They thought they were at a fucking petting zoo.

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  • underpants May 21, 2017

    He's really went downhill since he divorced Heidi Klum.

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    • eyeh8dumbasses May 21, 2017

      @underpants lol that's a good one +1

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    • sarge07 May 21, 2017

      @underpants LOL +5

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    • peaks May 23, 2017

      @underpants

      HA!!

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    • mrthorwald May 25, 2017

      @underpants seriously... get your own jokes!

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  • vivalamigra May 21, 2017

    Told you Chinese people smell like food.

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    • sarge07 May 21, 2017

      @vivalamigra I think they were using the girl as bait, the damn Chinese will eat ANYTHING!!!

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    • luvthick May 21, 2017

      @vivalamigra

      ......and if seals eat fish,

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  • james511969 May 21, 2017

    I didn't know seals liked Chinese food.

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  • strokerace May 21, 2017

    The asshole parents just walked away and didn't even say thank you to the man thats saved her. Assholes.

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  • runforestrun May 21, 2017

    Big wild animal with teeth what could go wrong?

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  • blowback51 May 21, 2017

    He was just playing,and hungry for some chinese food.

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  • darksider803 May 21, 2017

    Smelled fishy to him!!!

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  • airsporter May 21, 2017

    Americaism at its best.

    Shalom The Seal Just wanted her number.

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    • sarge07 May 21, 2017

      @airsporter they were Chinese waiting to board a boat of a day tour.

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  • sarge07 May 21, 2017

    It never ceases to amaze me how stupid people really are. They seem to think that wildlife is what demented Disney portrays. Sorry folks, in the real world cute lil aminals are NOT friendly!!!

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    • luvthick May 21, 2017

      @sarge07

      I would love for Disney to show a lion eating a gazelle in one of its movies.

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      • wombatbytes May 21, 2017

        @luvthick : Or a lion fucking a lioness.

        Simba had to come from somewhere...

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        • james511969 May 22, 2017

          @wombatbytes Yes Disney porn!! Then I wouldn't have to act all Goofy, to slip my wife the Mickey, and I wouldn't have to hear her complain about my Mini mouse.

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      • vivalamigra May 21, 2017

        @luvthick Or Uncle Remus from Disney's Song of the South eating...never mind.

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        • luvthick May 22, 2017

          @vivalamigra

          Why so sensitive?

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          • vivalamigra May 22, 2017

            @luvthick It's cool. Everything is satisfactual.

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    • manunkind May 23, 2017

      @sarge07 Hilarious videos are ones involving Panda Bears.

      "AWW, look at the cute little Pand--- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BEAR, FUCK, I FORGOT THE WORD BEAR!"

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  • manmademonster May 21, 2017

    is this reverse sushi? cause a fresh asian young girl is served without cooking to a sea creature...

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  • whobe May 21, 2017

    Tomorrow her mother will show her the friendly Orcas.

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  • hatchetface May 21, 2017

    I don't know why he went for her he's just going to be hungry in a hour

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  • putrifaction May 21, 2017

    An Asian saved someone. This one is a keeper.

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  • mehofjack May 21, 2017

    They smell like raw fish 25/8

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  • therath May 21, 2017

    He's just hungry for a little Asian.

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  • ob1 May 21, 2017

    Ha ha, don't fuck with wild animals

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  • fatlarry May 21, 2017

    fuck those sunglasses cost me 120.00

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  • mclovin510 May 21, 2017

    Stay out of San Francisco bitches!

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  • dfyla May 21, 2017

    Tourist....

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  • airsporter May 21, 2017

    Clark Kunt should Lawsuit the Seal.

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  • truckingman May 21, 2017

    Did the seal want a piece of glutes, ASS?

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  • heretofuckshitup May 21, 2017

    Love how they just walk away like nothing happened lmao

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  • drtyrell May 21, 2017

    It wanted the fish inside her.

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  • kyjellymonster May 21, 2017

    Now that's fatherly instincts.

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  • felterupgood May 21, 2017

    If they could be trained to catch illegals like that we wouldn't need a wall... we could just dam the Rio and stock it.

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    • vivalamigra May 21, 2017

      @felterupgood I'm listening, I'm listening...

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  • rolandomota May 22, 2017

    Omg! Not the glasses! :'(

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  • GrimmWilder May 22, 2017

    As one of the few here that has actually met a seal, i can tell you with all certainty that , Seals Bite!

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    • james511969 May 22, 2017

      @GrimmWilder the seal I met shoots!

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  • theboss89 May 22, 2017

    Disturbing, that out of 1.07 of footage you choose that still shot for the preview dear o dear

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  • zykario May 22, 2017

    Is a Pedoseal

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  • freddykrueger May 22, 2017

    0:22 that aint shit!

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  • doc_ock May 22, 2017

    It's not sea world that was dinner

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  • mancock May 23, 2017

    Theres a lesson for all you lovely ladies, always wear clean panties like mummy told you

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  • quint May 23, 2017

    good thing she was wearing undies that day!

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  • mungo parrot May 23, 2017

    fancied a chinese

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  • dozer67 May 23, 2017

    No way was an Asian man going to give away his daughter for free...

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  • dozer67 May 23, 2017

    The first time a Chinese gets eaten buy it's dinner...

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  • pork chops May 27, 2017

    DIDN'T LIKE SOUR CREAM

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  • carewser June 10, 2017

    SOMEONE!! THINK OF THE SUNGLASSES!!

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  • kore September 21, 2017

    Only I can eat my daughter... Never you, you sea bitch

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  • frank n. stein October 17, 2017

    Of course, they're Asian

    +0 -0
 
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