FIRST TIME? GENIUS ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN THE HEAD

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  • Cory H. May 24, 2017

    I hate it when fuckers stand up in front of me at a show and I can't see what's going on. They should all back away and let someone else demonstrate.

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    • stinkyuser May 24, 2017

      @Cory H. me too

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    • therockbalancer August 10, 2017

      @Cory H. how could someone dislike that comment and still be on this site. fuck off normies

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    • bdbrad1 September 3, 2017

      @Cory H. Fucking serious. It's always these 3rd world countries still using shitty old Razr flip phones and what seems like a geazer with severe Parkinson's holding the camera and always missing the best part. Atleaste run up to his body immediately and get close ups like a real camera man. Sheesh.

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  • manunkind May 24, 2017

    The third time's the charm, genius!

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  • hatchetface May 24, 2017

    Damn Habib really knows how to kill a party

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    • bdbrad1 September 3, 2017

      @hatchetface - Habib really knows how to kill himself too.

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  • stabbert May 24, 2017

    DARWIN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

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  • conciousblackguy May 24, 2017

    He was the life of the party

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  • acairman May 24, 2017

    DFN.

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  • noprob May 24, 2017

    That powder shit they throwing in the air got in his eye....

    So did the bullet.

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  • fockenperv May 24, 2017

    heroin powder festival is all fun and games until someone takes a bullet to the head

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  • flyingcrow83 May 24, 2017

    Talk about gettin dusted.......

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  • stevenkk May 24, 2017

    Are they black ? They are behaving like the blacks .

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  • failure101 May 24, 2017

    Those witches and their thunder sticks.

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  • ogsabertooth May 24, 2017

    First Time? Correction, final time. I'm ready for my 75 virgins now.

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  • houndog35 May 24, 2017

    WHERE'S JOHNNY QUEST AND BANDIT WHEN YOU NEED THEM !!!!!!!!

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    • sarge07 May 25, 2017

      @houndog35 One sim sala bim from Haji would fix him right up

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  • james511969 May 24, 2017

    If I had to listen to that music any longer, I would have blown my brains out too!

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  • maddog123 May 24, 2017

    There like what the hell????????? How did that happen?????????

    Dumbasses!

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  • GrimmWilder May 24, 2017

    He made a holi in his head for the Holi festival !!!

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  • airsporter May 24, 2017

    Thats a mean looking Police car parked up by the bricks!

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  • vivalamigra May 24, 2017

    Same song for my wedding. Wish I shot myself too.

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  • desichut May 24, 2017

    1]

    @james511969 LOL! that soong 'rang barse' (colours splash/rain' is a de-fact 'anthem' during the festival of Holi (in India at-least). it is from a 1981 movie 'Silsila' starring the most famous/biggest (alive) movie star in India; Mr. Amitabh Bachachan (the guy, his daughter in law also worked in big budget Holywood flicks)

    2]

    @ogsabertooth and @stevenkk nope they aren't muslims (i guess) and not black. also the concept of 'virgins' is fuckin misinterpreted. not a muslim here but 100% sure that 'hoor' just refers to (in the context) beautiful maiden. and there is no concept of martyrs getting to fuck them.

    don't know how @GrimmWilder got it bang on (ay be he is well read or aware).

    3]

    This is probably from the infamous gangland province/state of either 'Bihar' or 'uttar pradesh' (literal translation of latter: Northern Province). These areas are famous for home/country made guns improvised out of stuff as simple as GI pipes (plumping pipes of galvanised iron).

    Although this idiot seems to have an imported pistol.

    http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/lucknow/in-up-commoners-have-more-guns-than-police-personnel/articleshow/56364487.cms

    most local governments have been 'shit' there. there was a time, main 'industry' there was to get ransom by kidnapping doctors, engineers, industrialists, mining barons or their families.

    "...According to UP Police, 1.076 million commoners in the state have a gun compared to just 230 thousand police personnel who have a firearm—that is more than five times the figure...."

    4]

    Forget this ass-hole, the 'ritual'/'show-off' of shooting from double barrel rifle or pistols is very common not just in these hinterland areas, but also in certain parts (Sindh, Punjab) of Pakistan DURING MARRIAGE FESTIVITIES, CEREMONIES (spread across 3-4 days minimum).

    It is NOT UNCOMMON for guests or women ushers, catering staff or festivity dancers to accidentally or intentionally get shot at (sometimes fatally) by drunk bastards.

    5]

    During Holi use of bhaang (edible cannabis leaves) in thandaai (cool milk based drink which has various dry fruits and black pepper for zing) is too fucking common and not illegal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhang

    Most of these pricks could also be high on cheap rum, vodka or beer though.

    6]

    Yes, I was born and brought up in a vegetarian family of what the west calls 'Hindus' (hinduism is a philosophy, not a religion. the religion is 'Sanatan', with thousands of sects :P) and i fucking hate this Holi Diwali shit to my core, the way it is practicised.

    Diwali means useless Chinese fire-crackers flooding markets or in general wasteful burning of money.

    Holi is just a time people let down their hair but it also involves a lot of eve teasing (read: rubbing the boobs of neighbourhood women, relatives in the name of applying colours to their face/neck etcetera).

    7]

    I wish all such disgraces to humanity and environment die worse deaths or better still remain maimed for life with their memories intact (of why they got maimed).

    I've not let any synthetic colour touch me (ditto for our family) in past two decades plus. Holi used to played with water or colours made of marigold, '<i>amaltaas</i>' or <i>Gulmohar</i>(Cassia fistula, Delonix regia) etcetera and dry 'gulaal' can be made from plant resin starch mixed with turmeric or paste of dry leaves of certain plants and herbs and adding green chic-pea or other flour to give bulk if needed.

    REQUEST YOU GUYS, TO PLEASE DO NOT MIX RELIGION ETCETERA IN THIS.

    Not that I am a fan of 'ANY' organised religion (Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, Christianity) but misunderstood insinuations just paint everyone (even the good, sober guys from that sect/belief) with the same brush.

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    • wombatbytes May 24, 2017

      @desichut : more than 5 lines???

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    • luvthick May 24, 2017

      @desichut

      Thanks for sharing +++

      But holly shit, that was long!

      Shitters! I think I just got my pass! LMAO!

      ;-)

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      • happyjack May 24, 2017

        @luvthick Yeah that's way too much useless information.

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        • luvthick May 24, 2017

          @happyjack Yeah, I gave him a thumbs up because no one can complain about my long posts anymore. I hope mine were at least more engaging.

          ;-)

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          • -eraserhead- May 25, 2017

            @luvthick Now that's something we all can agree with. Desichut made the longest post I've seen here in CS, and a boring one I might add.

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    • dick steel May 24, 2017

      @desichut : You need a job.

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    • GrimmWilder May 24, 2017

      @desichut ........*Rangwali Holi *........a food fight style free-for-all where people get hopped-up on bhang then smear each other with colours and drench each other. Water guns and water-filled balloons are also used to play and colour each other. Anyone and everyone is fair game, friend or stranger, rich or poor, man or woman, children and elders. The frolic and fight with colours occurs in the open streets, open parks, outside temples and buildings.,..,.,.,

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      • bigsmokey86 May 24, 2017

        @GrimmWilder Thank you for the condensed version.

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    • airsporter May 24, 2017

      @desichut Thanks for that Background - But what about the police car?

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    • felterupgood May 24, 2017

      @desichut

      You have exceeded the weight limit... Please deposit $50

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    • mr.voorhees May 24, 2017

      @desichut

      Omg! Better visit the forum u cracker.

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    • Cory H. May 24, 2017

      @desichut, Thank you very much for posting. For future reference though, such informative and lengthy posts should be posted in the forums. You can always copy paste the url and post it here.

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  • desichut May 24, 2017

    incidentally that pot-bellied guy in khakhi uniform (the one pulled by the hand, to dance) is/ could be a low or mid ranging station officer (local police station/ beat Marshal staff)

    I haven't noticed the jeep/vehicle @airsporter joked about, might have to re-look, but i doubt there is any police vehicle there. it looks like some residential area with some back yard or front area of of a palatial home.

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  • desichut May 24, 2017

    Cory H. May 24, 2017

    I hate it when fuckers stand up in front of me at a show and I can't see what's going on. They should all back away and let someone else demonstrate.

    :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P :-P wish I could +1 it a thousand times.

    ~ desi chut (cunt)

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  • desichut May 24, 2017

    oh shit! ignore previous comments of mine.

    This chutiya (cunt) was a police officer! http://indianexpress.com/article/india/police-cop-accidental-death-bullet-fired-4569032/

    >> The officer was taking part in Holi festivities in Northern India

    >> He fires his service weapon into the air several times in celebration

    >> The gun jams and he tries to clear it but accidentally shoots himself in the head

    'allegedly' drunk at the time!

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  • slopeass4 May 24, 2017

    Dumb fuck broke up the fun

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    • blowback51 May 24, 2017

      @slopeass4 it was a delight for me

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  • whobe May 24, 2017

    So this is where they came up with the term " people of color".

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  • dick steel May 24, 2017

    Tunak tunak tun tunak tunak tun ta ra ta ra tu......BAM!

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  • happyjack May 24, 2017

    The kind of party that you go to, don't see any women or drinks and walk right back out, and maybe break something in the yard on your way to your car just because they wasted your time.

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  • im not mexican May 24, 2017

    Plot twist

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  • blowback51 May 24, 2017

    Point it anywhere else,except there.oh wait,nevermind.point it anywhere.lmao

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  • mrthorwald May 24, 2017

    More crazy brownies ..

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  • thebutcher18 May 24, 2017

    They are into rebirth. So dont matter.

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  • felterupgood May 24, 2017

    If they are soldiers you would be safer if you were the enemy

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  • mr.voorhees May 24, 2017

    He was high on that magic dust they throw in the air.

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  • peaks May 24, 2017

    Oooopsy Whuppsy....

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  • truckingman May 24, 2017

    I am wondering what occurred when our view was a skewed at the time of the alleged accident.

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  • captjim May 24, 2017

    Derp

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  • fatlarry May 24, 2017

    hadji really knows how to fuck a party up

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  • whitegoat May 24, 2017

    Another Darwin nominee!! Actually maybe the winner!!!

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  • deadpen May 24, 2017

    So is this a wedding? If so we need to get a Party City in the area............Well more of a Bass Pro gun store/ Party City.

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  • chrispbacon May 25, 2017

    Only 1,299,356,081 to go...

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  • 72jayd May 25, 2017

    It was probably for the best.

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  • kore September 21, 2017

    And this is how we celebrate nothing in India

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  • pfhunktu3d November 17, 2017

    Nope not accident.. ASSASSINATION! The pakis are a VERY crafty lot.

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